“Just need to go and cover myself in an envelope with bubble wrap inside it.  I’ll be back in a jiffy”

Jiffy Packaging, based in Winsford, Cheshire, England, is known for their Jiffy Padded Bags. The phrase “back in a jiffy” means to be back soon and not to be “back in a Jiffy (Padded Bag),” but there are jokes.
 
“I just need to go and cover myself in an envelope with bubble wrap. I’ll be back in a jiffy” was posted on X/Twitter by UncleBuck on October 19, 2022. “Just need to go and cover myself in an envelope with bubble wrap inside it. I’ll be back in a jiffy…” was posted on X/Twitter by 𝕊𝕥𝕦𝕒𝕣𝕥 on September 16, 2025.
 
 
Wikipedia: Jiffy Packaging
Jiffy Packaging is a packaging manufacturer primarily based in Winsford, Cheshire, England. It is most famous for its Jiffy Padded Bags, whose name has become a byword for padded envelopes in British English.
 
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UncleBuck
@BuckBuck220
I just need to go and cover myself in an envelope with bubble wrap.
I’ll be back in a jiffy.
12:37 PM · Oct 19, 2022
 
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Gemma
@Gemma90917101
I just need to go and cover myself in an envelope with bubble wrap.
I’ll be back in a jiffy.
1:49 PM · Oct 19, 2022
 
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John Collins
@HolyDalek
I just need to go and cover myself in an envelope with bubble wrap.
I’ll be back in a jiffy.
5:23 PM · Oct 19, 2022
 
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𝕊𝕥𝕦𝕒𝕣𝕥.(𝕎𝕙𝕠, 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥, 𝕨𝕙𝕪, 𝕨𝕙𝕖𝕟.)
@stuart_humour
Just need to go and cover myself in an envelope with bubble wrap inside it.
I’ll be back in a jiffy…👀
9:24 AM · Sep 16, 2025
 
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Paul Kayes
September 17, 2025 at 3:39 AM ·
Just need to go and cover myself in an envelope with bubble wrap inside it.
I’ll be back in a jiffy…
 
Bluesky
Just call me Les.
‪@lesmartin.bsky.social‬
Just need to go and cover myself in an envelope with bubble wrap inside it.
I’ll be back in a jiffy…
September 18, 2025 at 12:26 PM
 
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Robert Wilkinson
@robertwlk
Just need to go and cover myself in an envelope with bubble wrap inside it.
I’ll be back in a jiffy.
8:35 AM · Sep 23, 2025