“One day…I’m gonna make the onions cry”
Onions can make people cry; some people want revenge. "One day...I'm gonna make the onions cry" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I'm gonna make…
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“Life is like a sandwich—the more you add to it, the better it becomes”
"Life is like a sandwich -- the more you add to it, the better it becomes" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Life is like a sandwich: the more you add to it the…
“You can’t live a full life on an empty stomach”
"You can't live a full life on an empty stomach" is a food saying that has been printed on many images. "That makes about as much sense to me as trying to live a full life on an…
“My favorite color is pizza”
"My favorite color is pizza" is a jocular pizza saying that has been printed on many images. The saying means that the person loves pizza so much, a favorite color is a taste. "My…
“Life is like a sandwich—you have to fill it with the best ingredients”
"Life is like a sandwich -- you have to fill it with the best ingredients" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Life is like a sandwich adding more stuff does not make…
“My favorite color is food”
"My favorite color is food” is a jocular pizza saying that has been printed on many images. The saying means that the person loves food so much, a favorite color is a taste. "My mama…
“Don’t be upsetti—eat some spaghetti” (“Don’t get upsetti—have some spaghetti”)
"Don’t be upsetti -- eat/have some spaghetti"is a jocular spaghetti saying that has been printed on many images. "Don't be upsetti, have some spaghetti" was posted on…
“What is a soup’s favorite sport?”/“Bowling.”
A soup riddle is: Q: What is a soup's favorite sport?A: Bowling. The joke was posted on Twitter on December 29, 2013. Twittersam@samwowxWhat is a soup's favourite sport?Bowling.5:01 PM -…
“The local Goodwill burned down last night. A person died from second-hand smoke”
Goodwill Industries is a second-hand store. It doesn't necessarily have second-hand smoke, but there are jokes. "Fire guts warehouse, parked Goodwill trucks in San Francisco. Firefighters…
“What is a soup’s favorite sport?”/“Bowling.”
A soup riddle is: Q: What is a soup's favorite sport?A: Bowling. The joke was posted on Twitter on December 29, 2013. Twittersam@samwowxWhat is a soup's favourite sport?Bowling.5:01 PM -…
“That awkward moment when you spell a word so wrong that even autocorrect is like, ‘I got nothing’”
"That awkward moment when you spell a word so wrong that even autocorrect is like, 'I got nothing'" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Don't you hate…
“Tuesday isn’t so bad. It’s a sign that I’ve somehow survived Monday”
"Tuesday isn't so bad. It's a sign that I've/you've somehow survived Monday" is a Tuesday saying that has been printed on several images. Monday is a normal start of…
Eighth Wonder of the World (Houston Astrodome)
The Astrodome in Houston, Texas, was completed in 1965 and was dubbed the “Eighth Wonder of the World.” There are the Seven Wonders of the Ancient World. The Astrodome was called a "wonder…
“Life is short—buy the shoes, drink the wine, order the dessert”
"Life is short -- buy the shoes, drink the wine, order the dessert" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. "Life is short so buy the shoes, drink the wine,…
Ninth Wonder of the World (Louisiana Superdome)
The Louisiana Superdome in New Orleans was completed in 1975 and was dubbed the "Ninth Wonder of the World." There are the Seven Wonders of the Ancient World, and the Astrodome in…
“There’s a moron in every office. They usually get paid more than you”
"There’s a moron in every office. They usually get paid more than you" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. "Only thing worse than incompetent morons are…
“Hopefully, I’ve got a book coming out soon. Shouldn’t have eaten it, really”
People often say that they have "a book coming out," but where is it coming out? "'Hopefully I've got a book coming out soon. - Shouldn't have eaten it, really.'…
“If two people are in love nothing is impossible, except deciding where to eat”
"If two people are in love nothing is impossible, except deciding where to eat" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. "If two people are in love, nothing…
“If life isn’t smiling at you, tickle it”
"If life is not smiling at you, give it a good tickling" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown. "And when life is not smiling at you, then it…
“What is the leader of popcorn called?”/“The kernel.”
A popcorn riddle is: Q: What is the leader of popcorn called?A: The kernel (colonel). The joke was posted on the newsgroup churchlady on March 7, 2011. Google Groups: churchladyJest For Kids…