“If I knew how to back flip that’d be my response to everything”
"If I knew how to back flip that'd be my response to everything" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on X/Twitter by teffi on September 16, 2022,…
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“Why did the students flunk the final exam at the Magician’s School?”/“They were all trick questions.”
A "trick question" shouldn't be confused with a question about tricks, but there are jokes. "Why did the students flunk the final exam at the Magician's School? They were…
“Communists aren’t people. They’re state property”
"Communists aren't people. They're state property" is what a communist view might be. "Communists aren’t people, they’re state property and must be disposed of"…
“Life is what you bake it”
"Life is what you bake it" is a baking saying that has been printed on many images. "Life is what you make it" is the usual form of the saying. "Life is what you bake…
“I’m pretty sure there isn’t life on other planets. If there was, we would have sent them billions of dollars in foreign aid by now”
“I’m pretty sure there isn’t life on other planets. If there was, we would have sent them billions of dollars in foreign aid by now” is a jocular saying that has been printed on several…
“Some people need to realize that Facebook is a social network, not a diary”
"Some people need to realize that Facebook is a social network, not a diary" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Some people forget that Facebook is not private.…
“Nothing that requires the labor of others is a basic human right”
"Nothing that requires the labor of others is a basic human right" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on X/Twitter by MJ on June 26, 2019. X/Twitter…
“The road to tyranny is paved with people telling you to stop questioning everything”
"The road to tyranny is paved with people telling you to stop questioning everything" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "The road to tyranny is paved with people…
“I went to school for magicians, but failed the final exam. They were all trick questions”
A "trick question" shouldn't be confused with a question about tricks, but there are jokes. "Why did the students flunk the final exam at the Magician's School? They were…
“It feels amazing to walk into a store and buy whatever I want without looking at the price tag. Thank you Dollar Tree”
"It feels amazing to walk into a store and buy whatever I want without looking at the price tag. Thank you Dollar Tree" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Many (but…
“Easter tweets should be called ‘peeps’”
"Late night 'tweets' should be 'hoots.' lol" was posted on X/Twitter by chip on May 26, 2010. "late night tweets should be called 'hoots' because owls…
“It’s actually bad luck to say MacBook inside an office. You have to call it ‘The Scottish Laptop’”
"It's actually bad luck to say MacBook inside an office. You have to call it 'The Scottish Laptop'" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. William…
Big Apple Hard Cider (2014-present)
Big Apple Hard Cider is a New York City-based company that began in 2014. Products include "Big Apple Hard Cider Brooklyn," "Big Apple Hard Cider Upper East Cider" and "Big…
“I think getting older is when you’d rather day drink than go out all night”
"I think getting older is when you'd rather day drink than go out all night" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I think getting older is when you'd rather…
“Late night tweets should self-destruct by morning”
"Late night 'tweets' should be 'hoots.' lol" was posted on X/Twitter by chip on May 26, 2010. "late night tweets should be called 'hoots' because owls…
“Late night tweets should be called ‘hoots’”
"Late night 'tweets' should be 'hoots.' lol" was posted on X/Twitter by chip on May 26, 2010. "late night tweets should be called 'hoots' because owls…
“Late night tweets should be called ‘peeps’”
"Late night 'tweets' should be 'hoots.' lol" was posted on X/Twitter by chip on May 26, 2010. "late night tweets should be called 'hoots' because owls…
“Skilled workers are hard to find. That’s why idiots are promoted to management”
"Skilled workers are hard to find. That's why idiots are promoted to management" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has been cited in print since April 20,…
“I’ve been keeping an eye on my spending and from what I can see I’m pretty good at it”
Some people ty to watch their spending, but watching it doesn't help reduce it. "I've been keeping an eye on my spending.. From what I can see I'm very, very good at it"…
“I’ve been keeping an eye on my spending. From what I can see I’m very, very good at it”
Some people ty to watch their spending, but watching it doesn't help reduce it. "I've been keeping an eye on my spending.. From what I can see I'm very, very good at it"…