“Coffee doesn’t ask silly questions. Coffee understands”
"Coffee doesn't ask silly questions. Coffee understands" and "Coffee doesn't ask me stupid questions in the morning. Be more like coffee" are coffee sayings that have…
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“Coffee doesn’t ask me stupid questions in the morning. Try being more like coffee”
"Coffee doesn't ask silly questions. Coffee understands" and "Coffee doesn't ask me stupid questions in the morning. Be more like coffee" are coffee sayings that have…
“Coffee doesn’t ask me stupid questions in the morning. Be like coffee”
"Coffee doesn't ask silly questions. Coffee understands" and "Coffee doesn't ask me stupid questions in the morning. Be more like coffee" are coffee sayings that have…
“Welcome to Howdy Arabia, home of Y’all Qaeda”
"Howdy Arabia" (howdy + Saudi Arabia) has been printed on many images. Both Texas and Saudi Arabia have oil, and also fundamentalist religious beliefs. "Howdy Arabia" can refer…
Howdy Arabia (Texas nickname)
"Howdy Arabia" (howdy + Saudi Arabia) has been printed on many images. Both Texas and Saudi Arabia have oil, and also fundamentalist religious beliefs. "Howdy Arabia" can refer…
“Someone deffo farts in packets of ham before they are sealed”
Packets of ham have a certain smell, and some people believe that farts are added before a package is sealed. "It must be the weirdest job in the world putting farts in packets of ham #random…
“Show your enemy no mercy. Misgender them at every opportunity.—Sun Tzu, ‘The Art of War’”
"Show your enemy no mercy. Misgender him/them at every opportunity. -- Sun Tzu, 'The Art of War'" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Chinese military…
“Has anyone ever found their marbles?”
Marbles is a game. To "lose one's marbles" is an idiom meaning "to become insane." "is wondering if anyone has found their marbles...they seem to be lost..." was…
“Coffee is the ultimate stress reliever”
"Coffee is my stress reliever" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Coffee is my ultimate stress reliever" (or "Coffee is the ultimate stress…
“One day you will be dead and you won’t be able to play on your phone so…”
Many people play on the phones seemingly all the time. This was posted on X/Twitter by big boy online on February 7, 2024: "One day you will be dead and you won’t be able to play on your…
“Coffee doesn’t ask me stupid questions in the morning. Be more like coffee”
"Coffee doesn't ask silly questions. Coffee understands" and "Coffee doesn't ask me stupid questions in the morning. Be more like coffee" are coffee sayings that have…
“It’s Friday. Walk in. Fuck shit up. Walk out”
"It's Friday. Walk in. Fuck shit up. Walk out" is a Friday saying that has been printed on many images. "#1068. Party instructions: Walk in. Fuck shit up. Walk out. #brotips…
“I wonder who farts in the packets of ham before sealing them up?”
Packets of ham have a certain smell, and some people believe that farts are added before a package is sealed. "It must be the weirdest job in the world putting farts in packets of ham #random…
“I just heard someone refer to Texas as ‘Howdy Arabia’ and I still haven’t stopped laughing”
"Howdy Arabia" (howdy + Saudi Arabia) has been printed on many images. Both Texas and Saudi Arabia have oil, and also fundamentalist religious beliefs. "Howdy Arabia" can refer…
“‘Your network connection is unstable’— yeah well so am I and I still work”
A communication network is sometimes "unstable" and stops working. "'Your network connection is unstable' … ye well so am I and I still work" was posted on Facebook…
“I have absolutely no desire to fit in with a world that accepts tyrants for rulers”
"I have absolutely no desire to fit in with a world that accepts tyrants for rulers" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "I have absolutely no desire to fit into a…
“My problem is I want to follow Jesus and slap people too”
"My problem is I want to follow Jesus and slap people too" (or "My problem is I wanna follow Jesus and slap people too") is a jocular saying that has been printed on many…
“My problem is I wanna follow Jesus and slap people too”
"My problem is I want to follow Jesus and slap people too" (or "My problem is I wanna follow Jesus and slap people too") is a jocular saying that has been printed on many…
“Pepsi & Coke can’t even be in the same restaurant together…and you want world peace”
"Pepsi & Coke can't even be in the same restaurant together...and you want world peace" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Pepsi and Coke are rival soda companies.…
“How can we have world peace when we can’t even have Coke and Pepsi in the same restaurant?”
"Pepsi & Coke can't even be in the same restaurant together...and you want world peace" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Pepsi and Coke are rival soda companies.…