“Why do thieves never target politicians’ homes?”/“Professional courtesy.”

Politicians have a reputation, according to many people, about the same as thieves.
 
“Q: Why don’t thieves burgle politicians’ home? A: Professional courtesy. #LightUpNigeria” was posted on X/Twitter by Tokunbo A. on October 21, 2009. “Q: Why don’t thieves burgle politicians’ homes? A: Professional Courtesy!” was posted on X/Twitter by Yao on June 4, 2011.
 
“We don’t hear of many thieves stealing from politicians homes…it must be professional courtesy” was posted on X/Twitter by Gene Hunt ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ on April 8, 2010. “Q: Why do thieves never target politicians’ homes? A: Professional courtesy” was posted on X/Twitter by Bill Canright on November 6, 2022.
 
“Why don’t sharks attack lawyers?”/“Professional courtesy” is a related joke.
     
 
X/Twitter
Tokunbo A.
@HexyDre
Q: Why don’t thieves burgle politicians’ home? A: Professional courtesy. #LightUpNigeria
9:36 AM · Oct 21, 2009
 
X/Twitter
MO
@AwGZz
RT @bodetoks Q: Why don’t thieves burgle politicians’ home? A: Professional courtesy. #LightUpNigeria….... good one
9:43 AM · Oct 21, 2009
 
X/Twitter
Gene Hunt ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
@GeneHunt
We don’t hear of many thieves stealing from politicians homes…it must be professional courtesy.
2:50 PM · Apr 8, 2010
 
X/Twitter
Yaro
@a_jinjiri
Q: Why don’t thieves burgle politicians’ homes? A: Professional Courtesy!
9:23 AM · Jun 4, 2011
   
X/Twitter
tadbitmad ™
@tadbitmad01
Why don’t thieves burgle politicians’ homes?
Ans: Professional courtesy!
1:58 AM · Oct 24, 2020
 
X/Twitter
Bill Canright
@rdwhiskey
Q: Why do thieves never target politicians’ homes?
A: Professional courtesy
8:59 AM · Nov 6, 2022
     
Facebook
Chas Lapinski
November 7, 2022 at 7:43 AM ·
Why do thieves never target politicians’ homes?
Professional courtesy.
 
X/Twitter
💙 Queen Buttercup Speaks 💙
@BethT79
Why do thieves rarely Target Republican politicians homes?
—professional courtesy
10:41 AM · Feb 7, 2023 from Maryland, USA
 
X/Twitter
Uhuru
@UhuruFreemind
#ShutdownSA #ShutDown “malema”  “stage1”
Q: Why do thieves never target politicians’ homes?
A: Professional courtesy
2:57 AM · Mar 19, 2023
   
Reddit—Jokes
mhassib—September 13, 2023
Q: Why do thieves never target politicians’ homes?
A: Professional courtesy.
   
Reader’s Digest
50 Political Jokes Everyone Will Agree Are Funny
By Charlotte Hilton Andersen
Updated: Jun. 14, 2024
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Q: Why do thieves never target politicians’ homes?
A: Professional courtesy.
 
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Bob Kostic
@causticbob
Why do thieves never target politicians’ homes?
Professional courtesy.
5:07 PM · Jun 20, 2024
 
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ILLUMINAUGHTY
@vineet10
Why do thieves never target politicians’ homes?
Professional courtesy.
4:52 AM · Jul 4, 2024