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Many people are addicted to their phones. "The most impressive thing about marathon runners is how they don't check their phone for 3+ hours" was posted on Twitter by ratthew on…
"Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "When we learn to live for today, learn from yesterday, and plan for…
A "senior discount" shouldn't be written as a "señor discount," but there are jokes. "Abuela gets the Senor Discount, too, and she is not a Senor or, strictly…
The ice cream machine at McDonald's (a popular fast food restaurant chain) seems to break down often. "The ice cream machine at EVERY McDonald's is ALWAYS broken" was posted on…
Banks often say to save a little bit of money from every paycheck, and that it will accumulate into a nice amount. "Put a little money away every month at end the end of the year you'll…
American author and business speaker Zig Ziglar (1926-2012) wrote in Zig Ziglar's Secrets of Closing the Sale (1984): "There are five basic reasons people will not buy from you. These…
"Stand up for what is right, even if you stand alone" (or "Stand up for what's right, even if you stand alone") is a saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship…
The DeLorean motor vehicle was used as a time machine in the three 1980s
Entry in progress -- B.P. Wikipedia: Closing (sales)Alternative choice close: also called the positive choice close, in which the salesperson presents the prospect with two choices, both of which…
Entry in progress -- B.P. Wikipedia: Closing (sales)Balance sheet close: also called the Ben Franklin close, in which the salesperson and the prospect build together a pros-and-cons list of whether…
The "puppy dog close" is a popular sales technique that originated with pet store owners. A customer is told that he or she can take the puppy home for a few days to try it out. After the…
"The feel of the wheel seals the deal" is a selling technique rhyme used in the car industry. Once a customer gets a "feel of the wheel" -- in a test drive, or taking the car…
How can one buy a supermarket divider? The cashier keeps putting it back! "I keep trying to buy the little divider thing at the check stand and the cashier keeps putting it back. Stuck in a…
A "Gatsby" sandwich is a South African submarine sandwich that contains french fries and assorted meats. The sandwich is credited to have been invented in the Cape Flats area of Cape Town…
Many people love ice cream. "Every second you live is a second closer to your next ice cream" was posted on Twitter by Domo on November 9, 2015. "Every second is a second closer to…
Teenagers used to be embarrassed making their first condom purchases at drug stores. Now, however, there is self-checkout. "No self checkout was created for every 17 year old boy buying…
Exercise is often painful, but it can be a "good" kind of pain. "Exercise is just glorified self-harm" was posted on Twitter by Chris on May 23, 2010. "Don't let…
Some hotels "bend over backwards" for their guests. "I stayed in a hotel recently run by two contortionists...They bent over backwards to make sure everything was…
Alcohol is a drug. "The term 'Drugs and alcohol' is like saying 'Food and mashed potatoes'" was posted on the newsgroup alt.tv.buffy-v-slayer on April 20, 2004.…
"Sheet" can sound like "shit." A pun was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on March 14, 2018: "You know what happens when you eat aluminum foil? You sheet metal." A popular…