“My dyslexic French friend said he owed me some money…OUI”
The letters "IOU" ("I owe you") are hinted at in this joke that was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on August 1, 2019: "My dyslexic French friend said he owed me some…
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“Hickory dickory dock, three mice ran up the clock…” (joke)
“Hickory Dickory Dock” is a popular English nursery rhyme. A joke was told on radio and printed in the Sheboygan (WI) Press on September 8, 1936: "Hickory dickory dock...Two mice ran up…
“You can all come out now. I’ve had my coffee”
Some people aren't themselves until they've had a cup of coffee. "You can (all) come out now. I've had my coffee" is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on many…
“Drink coffee. Do good things”
"Drink coffee and do good" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Drink Coffee. Do Good" was trademarked by Land of a Thousand Hills Coffee, with a date of…
“Drink coffee. Do good”
"Drink coffee and do good" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Drink Coffee. Do Good" was trademarked by Land of a Thousand Hills Coffee, with a date of…
“Drink coffee and do good”
"Drink coffee and do good" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Drink Coffee. Do Good" was trademarked by Land of a Thousand Hills Coffee, with a date of…
“Our printing press is the internet. Our coffee houses are social networks”
"Our printing press is the internet. Our coffee houses are social networks" is a saying that has been printed on many images. British-American journalist and freedom of information…
“Coffee owns me, and I’m fine with that”
"Coffee owns me, and I'm fine with that" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Coffee owns me & im fine with that" was posted on Twitter by نورا…
“Change the world. Start with coffee”
"Change the world. Start with coffee" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Change the world. Start with coffee" was posted on Twitter by Planeta444 on…
“Make some coffee and own the day”
"Make some coffee and own the day" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Don’t stress...take a deep breath, gulp of your coffee and OWN the day, girl!!"…
“I’m looking for a tall, dark, rich cup of coffee”
"I'm looking for a tall, dark, rich cup of coffee" is a relationship joke that has been printed on many images. "Seeking Tall, Dark, Rich...cup of coffee…
Iowa: I Oughta Went Around (backronym)
The state of Iowa was given the backronym (back acronym) nickname of "I Oughta Went Around" by truckers in 1974. The state strictly enforced the 55-miles-per-hour speed limit, and this…
“How do you know if someone is hitchhiking or just complimenting your driving?”
When a person by the side of the road sticks a thumb out, is that person hitchhiking or doing/saying something else? "I dont know if this guy is hitchhiking or just letting me know his life is…
Catholic Intelligence Agency (Central Intelligence Agency or CIA nickname)
The Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) is the successor to World War II’s Office of Strategic Services (OSS). Many people have noted a Catholic/Jesuit presence in the CIA and have nicknamed it the…
“I put ketchup in my eyes today. In Heinzsight, it was a bad idea”
"Hindsight" is sometimes joked as "Heinzsight" (involving Heinz ketchup). "Pouring ketchup in my eyes was a mistake in Heinz sight" was posted on Twitter by IVESGAGS…
“Your Broadway and Mine” (Walter Winchell poem)
New York-born newspaper gossip columnist Walter Winchell (1897-1972) got his start on the Vaudeville News in 1920. He published the Broadway-themed poem "Your Broadway and Mine" on March…
JANFU (Joint Army Navy Foul-Up)
"JANFU" is a World War II term that means "Joint Army-Navy Foul Up." The actual term was probably "Joint Army-Navy Fuck Up." "Now some one has come up with JANFU,…
SNAFU (Situation Normal—All Fouled Up)
"SNAFU" is a World War II term that means "Situation Normal -- All Fouled Up." The actual term was probably "Situation Normal -- All Fucked Up." "That…
FUBAR (Fouled Up Beyond All Recognition)
"FUBAR” is a World War II term that means “Fouled Up Beyond All Recognition.” The actual term was probably “Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition.” "The latest Army superlative,…
Mae West (life preserver jacket)
Entry in progress -- B.P. Wikipedia: Mae WestMary Jane "Mae" West (August 17, 1893 – November 22, 1980) was an American actress, singer, playwright, screenwriter, comedian, and sex…