“Most people are assholes. Don’t believe me? Next time you see a group of people, yell out, ‘Hey, asshole!’”

“Most people are assholes. Don’t believe me? Next time you see a group of people, yell out, ‘Hey, asshole!’ They’ll turn and look” is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.
 
American comedian Demetri Martin, performing Demetri Martin: Live (At The Time) at The Lincoln Theater in Washington, DC, on August 14, 2015, said:
 
“I feel like most people are assholes because if I see a group of people and I go, ‘Hey, asshole,’ they all turn and look.”
 
“Heard a good one tonight: Most people are assholes. Don’t believe me? Next time you pass by a group of people yell “hey assholes!” and they will all look. LMFAO” was posted on X/Twitter by Danielle Robinson on June 19, 2019.
 
     
Wikipedia: Demetri Martin
Demetri Martin (Greek: Δημήτριος Ευάγγελος Μάρτιν, Dimitrios Evangelos Martin; born May 25, 1973)[1] is an American comedian, actor, writer, director, cartoonist and musician. He was a contributor on The Daily Show. In stand-up, he is known for his deadpan delivery, playing his guitar for jokes, and his satirical cartoons.
 
Scaps from the Loft   
Demetri Martin: Live (At The Time) (2015) | Transcript
May 15, 2019
Demetri Martin brings his off-kilter take on acoustic guitar, hairless cats, color schemes, and the word “nope” to Washington in his original special.
Air date: August 14, 2015
Recorded at The Lincoln Theater in Washington D.C.
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I feel like most people are assholes because if I see a group of people and I go, “Hey, asshole,” they all turn and look.
 
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RezzeJezze
@JesseRestaino
I think most people are assholes because if I drive by a group of people and yell “hey asshole” they all turn around
6:55 PM · Aug 19, 2015
   
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Henry
@bomb_diggitty_
Most people are asshole I think cuz if I see a group of people and I yell “Hey assholes!” They all look
10:58 PM · Aug 25, 2015
 
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Kariba Surprise
@KaribaSurprise
“I feel like most people are assholes, because if you yell “Hey Asshole!” in the street, they all turn around and look. #DemetriMartin
2:08 AM · Aug 27, 2015
 
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〽att DeWeese
@mattdeweezy19
I feel like most people are assholes, because if I see a group of people and I yell “hey asshole” they all turn and look.
2:27 PM · Oct 29, 2015
   
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David Orr 
@magic_mark_04
I feel like most people are assholes, because when I see a group of people and I yell, “hey asshole” they all turn and look
10:42 PM · Mar 7, 2016 from St Clairsville, OH
 
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Danielle Robinson
@danielledenise7
Heard a good one tonight: Most people are assholes. Don’t believe me? Next time you pass by a group of people yell “hey assholes!” and they will all look. LMFAO
12:21 AM · Jun 19, 2019
 
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🔥Mistydawn NoLove🔥
@ThaPhoenix1809
Most People Are Assholes💩Don’t Believe Me? Next Time You See A Group Of People, Yell Out.. “🗣️Hey Asshole” They’ll Turn & Look💯
4:17 PM · Jun 19, 2019
 
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Gregory Huelsenbeck
@grogthing
Most people are assholes. Don’t believe me? Next time you see a group of people ... yell .. “Hey! Asshole!” .. watch how many of them turn and look.
1:19 PM · Jun 20, 2019
 
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CHUBBASAURUS REX 🦖
@A_Hungry_Speedo
“Most people are assholes. Don’t believe me? Next time you see a.r group of people, yell out “hey, asshole.” They’ll turn and look.”
10:01 AM · Jun 21, 2019
     
iFunny
IWasReloading
29 nov 2021
Most people are assholes. Don’t believe me? Next time you see a group of people, yell out “hey, asshole.” They’ll turn and look.
   
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pennylane420
9 nov 2023
Most people are assholes. Don’t believe me? Next time you See a group of people, yell out “Hey, asshole.” They’ll turn and look. Thoughts
 
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Doc 
@DocAtCDI
Most people are assholes. don’t believe me?
Next time you see a group of people, yell out
Hey Asshole
and see how many look
10:30 AM · Aug 1, 2024
 
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DokCyber—August 1, 2024
Most people are assholes. don’t believe me? Next time you see a group of people, yell out Hey Asshole and see how many look