“There are two quantities of popcorn: not enough and what have I done”
Eating popcorn can be addictive. This was posted on X/Twitter by 𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘆 𝘃𝗮𝗻 𝘀𝗹𝘆𝗸𝗲 on September 13, 2024, and received about 175,000 likes: "There are two…
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“I act pretty tough for someone who lives in constant fear of ceiling fan blade flying off”
Many people go to sleep with a fear that the ceiling fan will fly off and hit them. "I act pretty tough for someone who lives in constant fear of ceiling fan blade flying off" was posted…
“You are not from the hood if you’ve never ate a spaghetti sandwich”
"U ain’t hood if u ain’t never eat a spaghetti sandwich" (or "You are not from the hood if you've never ate a spaghetti sandwich") is a saying that has been printed on…
“U ain’t hood if u ain’t never eat a spaghetti sandwich”
"U ain’t hood if u ain’t never eat a spaghetti sandwich" (or "You are not from the hood if you've never ate a spaghetti sandwich") is a saying that has been printed on…
“The opposite of ‘easy peasy lemon squeezy’ is ‘stressed depressed lemon zest’”
“Easy peasy lemon squeezy” is a way of saying that something is easy. "Difficult difficult lemon difficult" (or "When you thought everything would be easy peasy lemon squeezy,…
“When you thought everything would be easy peasy lemon squeezy, but it’s actually difficult difficult lemon difficult”
“Easy peasy lemon squeezy” is a way of saying that something is easy. "Difficult difficult lemon difficult" (or "When you thought everything would be easy peasy lemon squeezy,…
“Life’s meant to be easy peasy lemon squeezy, not stressed depressed lemon zest”
“Easy peasy lemon squeezy” is a way of saying that something is easy. "Difficult difficult lemon difficult" (or "When you thought everything would be easy peasy lemon squeezy,…
“When someone tells me it’s easy peasy lemon squeezy, but for me it’s always stressy, depressy, lemon zesty”
“Easy peasy lemon squeezy” is a way of saying that something is easy. "Difficult difficult lemon difficult" (or "When you thought everything would be easy peasy lemon squeezy,…
“Difficult difficult lemon difficult” (opposite of “easy peasy lemon squeezy”)
“Easy peasy lemon squeezy” is a way of saying that something is easy. "Difficult difficult lemon difficult" (or "When you thought everything would be easy peasy lemon squeezy,…
“Stressy depressy lemon zesty” (opposite of “easy peasy lemon squeezy”)
“Easy peasy lemon squeezy” is a way of saying that something is easy. "Difficult difficult lemon difficult" (or "When you thought everything would be easy peasy lemon squeezy,…
“By the time you realize my worth, I’ll be boiling hotdogs for someone else!”
"By the time you realize my worth, I’ll be boiling hotdogs for someone else!" was posted on Facebook by Brent Edgar on October 5, 2021, and this received over 12,000 shares. The joke is…
“Who in the fuck orders a medium pizza?”
Many people cannot understand how anyone orders a medium pizza. One should always order a large pizza, even if there is leftover pizza. "@FabMissK: 'Pl[a]ybook is like a medium pizza. Who…
“By the time u realize my worth, Ima be making chicken Alfredo for someone else”
"By the time you realize my worth, I’ll be boiling hotdogs for someone else!" was posted on Facebook by Brent Edgar on October 5, 2021, and this received over 12,000 shares. The joke is…
“When you thought something would be easy peasy lemon squeezy, but it’s actually been stressy, depressy lemon zesty”
“Easy peasy lemon squeezy” is a way of saying that something is easy. "Difficult difficult lemon difficult" (or "When you thought everything would be easy peasy lemon squeezy,…
“Don’t trust anyone that orders a medium pizza”
Many people cannot understand how anyone orders a medium pizza. One should always order a large pizza, even if there is leftover pizza. "@FabMissK: 'Pl[a]ybook is like a medium pizza. Who…
“Never trust anyone who orders a medium pizza”
Many people cannot understand how anyone orders a medium pizza. One should always order a large pizza, even if there is leftover pizza. "@FabMissK: 'Pl[a]ybook is like a medium pizza. Who…
“Caffeine is not enough anymore, I need to chew on a power line”
"Caffeine is not enough anymore, I need to chew on a power line" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Facebook by Sid Hernandez on July 31,…
“If you burn dinner, just call it Louisiana style and serve it anyway”
There are "Chicago style" pizza and "Chicago style" hot dogs. Many people--such as those from New York City--might not like Chicago style. A joke was posted on Twitter by…
“If I offended you, I apologize. I honestly didn’t think you could read”
"If I've offended you with my posts, I humbly apologize. I honestly did not think you could read" is a jocular social media apology that has been printed on many images. "If…
“If I’ve offended you with my posts, I humbly apologize. I honestly did not think you could read”
"If I've offended you with my posts, I humbly apologize. I honestly did not think you could read" is a jocular social media apology that has been printed on many images. "If…