“Olives are just meat grapes”
Olives have sometimes been called "meat grapes." "I know a husband that calls olives 'meat grapes'" was posted on X/Twitter by Incidentally Bentley on January 4, 2013.…
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“I hope your coffee is made just how you like it and nobody bothers you while you are working out”
"I hope your coffee is made just how you like it and nobody calls you today while you’re singing in the car" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many people get angry when…
“I hope your coffee is made just how you like it and nobody calls you today while you’re singing in the car”
"I hope your coffee is made just how you like it and nobody calls you today while you’re singing in the car" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many people get angry when…
“80% of adulthood is trying to figure out what upset your stomach”
Many adults have stomach problems, and try to figure out if it's from something that they ate. This was posted on X/Twitter (the account is no longer available) by Jessie on October 12, 2020:…
“I thought that I was a good person, but the way I react when people drive slowly in the left lane would suggest otherwise”
Many people get angry at slow drivers in the left (speed) lane. This was posted on X/Twitter by Abby Heugel on March 18, 2016: "I thought that I was a good person, but the way I react when…
“Stop complaining about your life. There’s literally people living in the Bronx”
Many people don't like the Bronx. This was posted on X/Twitter by IG:@illrecognizeill on February 13, 2020, and is of unknown authorship: "Stop complaining about your life. There’s…
“I swear every time I turn around, I’m paying a bill. I’m just going to stop turning around”
"I swear every time I turn around, I'm paying a bill. I'm just going to stop turning around" is a saying that has been printeda on several images. “@_Fatalatraction: seem like…
“Every time I turn around, I’m paying a bill. I’m about to stop turning around”
"I swear every time I turn around, I'm paying a bill. I'm just going to stop turning around" is a saying that has been printeda on several images. “@_Fatalatraction: seem like…
“Every time I turn around, it’s a bill due. I’m about to stop turning around”
"I swear every time I turn around, I'm paying a bill. I'm just going to stop turning around" is a saying that has been printeda on several images. “@_Fatalatraction: seem like…
“Seem like every time I turn around my phone bill due. I’m ah just stop turning around”
"I swear every time I turn around, I'm paying a bill. I'm just going to stop turning around" is a saying that has been printeda on several images. “@_Fatalatraction: seem like…
“I’ve been in this McDonald’s restroom for over an hour, waiting for an employee to wash my hands”
"Employees Must Wash Hands (or, in full, "Employees Must Wash Hands Before Returning to Work") is a popular sign at restaurants. A joke on this is, “The sign said, ‘Employees…
“I’ve been in this McDonald’s restroom for over two hours, waiting for an employee to wash my hands”
"Employees Must Wash Hands (or, in full, "Employees Must Wash Hands Before Returning to Work") is a popular sign at restaurants. A joke on this is, “The sign said, ‘Employees…
“Come the Rapture, can I have your car?” (bumper sticker)
"Come the Rapture, can I have your car?" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "IN CASE OF RAPTURE, CAN I HAVE YOUR CAR?" was posted on the newsgroup…
“A really good friend of mine is in hospital after eating a bacon sandwich. It was mine”
"My mate’s in hospital after eating a bacon sandwich. It was mine!" is a joke that was posted on X/Twitter by Nigel on September 9, 2024. "A really good friend of mine is in…
“My mate’s in hospital after eating a bacon sandwich. It was mine!”
"My mate’s in hospital after eating a bacon sandwich. It was mine!" is a joke that was posted on X/Twitter by Nigel on September 9, 2024. "A really good friend of mine is in…
“Keep honking! I’m listening to ska and you’re in the band now” (bumper sticker)
"Keep honking! I’m listening to ska and you’re in the band now" is a jocular bumper sticker saying that has been printed on many images. The joke is that the honking fits right in…
“Honk if you hate everything” (bumper sticker)
"Honk if you hate everything" is a bumper sticker saying that has been printed on several images. The bumper sticker has been cited since at least 2022. NYY Fans Forum Favorite bumper…
“Warning: In case of Rapture, this car will be unmanned” (bumper sticker)
"Caution/Warning: In case of Rapture, this car/vehicle will be unmanned" is a jocular bumper sticker saying that has been printed on many images. “Come the Rapture, can I have your…
“Warning: In case of Rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned” (bumper sticker)
"Caution: In case of Rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned" is a jocular bumper sticker saying that has been printed on many images. Wikipedia: Rapture The Rapture is an eschatological…
“Caution: In case of Rapture, this car will be unmanned” (bumper sticker)
"Caution: In case of Rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned" is a jocular bumper sticker saying that has been printed on many images. Wikipedia: Rapture The Rapture is an eschatological…