“If we go out & you pick a table over a booth, I’m going home”

A restaurant often gives a dine the choice of having a table o a booth. A large group of people might choose the table, and a couple dating might choose the booth.
       
“Is there anyone that prefers a table over a booth?” was posted on X/Twitter by Jessica on January 11, 2010. “Never trust a person that would rather sit at a table over a booth” was posted on X/Twitter by Aj W on May 2, 2011. “Never trust a person who chooses a table over a booth” was posted on X/Twitter by Men’s Humor on September 3, 2013.
 
“If I’m on a date and you choose a table over a booth, I’m calling the police on you & going home. You did this to yourself” was posted on X/Twitter by Denayja thee Author on July 18, 2017. “if you choose a tabIe over a booth i’m going home” was posted on X/Twitter by cotton on December 21, 2020, and this received over 413,000 likes. “If we go out to eat & you choose a tabIe over a booth i’m going home.😐” was posted on Facebook by Tay Dior on December 23, 2020, and this received over 47,000 shares. “If we go out & you pick a table over a booth I’m going home bro😭” was posted on Facebook by Cursed Posts on January. 15, 2022.
         
 
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Jessica
@jaymytro
Is there anyone that prefers a table over a booth?
10:14 AM · Jan 11, 2010
 
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@Mr_STM
question…Does anyone actually prefer a table over a booth? Is it even necessary to ask?
1:02 AM · Sep 15, 2010
   
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Aj W
@ajboots
Never trust a person that would rather sit at a table over a booth.
7:37 PM · May 2, 2011
       
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Michael Jordan
@MikeJeffJordan
Anyone who chooses a table over a booth is clearly psychotic.
11:06 AM · Oct 1, 2011
 
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LexOfNP
@LexOfNP
#NeverTrust people who pick a Table over a Booth in a restaurant…
1:28 AM · May 7, 2012
 
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♡ 𝚊𝚗𝚐 ♡
@angiejuarez3993
Never trust anyone who chooses a table over a booth.
10:27 PM · Aug 8, 2013
 
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🐰🐰🐰
@Eatlikearabbit_
We can’t be friends if you choose a table over a booth.
5:23 PM · Aug 24, 2013
 
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Men’s Humor
@MensHumor
Never trust a person who chooses a table over a booth.
8:03 PM · Sep 3, 2013
 
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couture
@Couturesworld
If we go to a restaurant and you have to choose between a table and a booth, and you say table, I’ll never trust you again
10:41 PM · Jan 9, 2016
 
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Denayja thee Author
@girlwthatlaugh
If I’m on a date and you choose a table over a booth, I’m calling the police on you & going home. You did this to yourself.
9:40 AM · Jul 18, 2017
   
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nic
@_n_i_c_o_l_e_23
if we go out to eat and you choose a table over a booth, i’m going home.
3:13 PM · Jul 9, 2018
 
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Brittany Kerstetter
@BrittanyKerk521
If we’re out to eat and you choose a table over a booth I’m turning right around and going home https://x.com/kayr_12/status/kayr_12/status/1014288269939441664
5:06 PM · Jul 10, 2018
   
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Kristen
@Kica333
If you choose a table over a booth, that’ll be the last time we ever hang out.
2:07 PM · Jul 31, 2018
     
Reddit—AskReddit
TeeDre—October 14, 2018
Those who always or almost always choose a table over a booth, whats wrong with you and why do you do it?
 
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𝙔𝙖𝙢
@CapTenzo
no offense but if you choose a table over a booth idk if we can be friends
10:41 PM · Mar 9, 2019
 
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colton
@coltondoe
if you choose a tabIe over a booth i’m going home
1:14 PM · Dec 21, 2020
 
Facebook
Tay Dior
December 23, 2020 at 4:55 AM ·
If we go out to eat & you choose a tabIe over a booth i’m going home.😐
       
Facebook
Apple Head is feeling chill.
December 29, 2020 at 8:08 PM ·
If We Go Out To Eat And You Pick A Table Over A Booth I’m Going Home.!😌
   
Facebook
Cursed Posts
January 15, 2022 at 1:00 AM ·
If we go out & you pick a table over a booth I’m going home bro😭
   
Facebook
Ray Brando
January 15, 2022 at 1:35 PM ·
if we go out & you pick a table over a booth I’m going home mf 😂
 
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Chris
@iamchriscorooo
If we go out & you pick a table over a booth I’m going home bro
4:07 PM · Jan 15, 2024
 
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sHesHedWhat®🚬☕
@she1776
If we go out & you pick a table over a booth…...
I’m going home
2:59 PM · Sep 1, 2024
 
Facebook
Sweet Motivation
September 19, 2024 at 9:01 PM ·
😀😀😀
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if we go out & you pick a table
over a booth I’m going home