“What did the astronaut cook for lunch?”/“An unidentified frying object.”
An "Unidentified Flying Object" (UFO) has the food equivalent in "Unidentified Frying Object." "Some restaurants serve what can only be called Unidentified Frying…
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“What did the astronaut see on the stove?”/“An unidentified frying object.”
An "Unidentified Flying Object" (UFO) has the food equivalent in "Unidentified Frying Object." "Some restaurants serve what can only be called Unidentified Frying…
Unidentified Frying Object (UFO)
An "Unidentified Flying Object" (UFO) has the food equivalent in "Unidentified Frying Object." "Some restaurants serve what can only be called Unidentified Frying…
“The bubonic plague, the flu, and HIV walk into a bar… (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." There are various "sick joke" versions. "A pile of vomit walks into a bar,…
“Have you heard about the sauna that serves food? Their specialty is steamed mussels”
"Mussels" are not the same as "muscles," but there are jokes. "u want steamed mussels...come to the sauna wit me" was posted on Twitter by Greg Davis on October 11,…
“What seafood got its great body with a strict sauna regimen?”/“Steamed mussels.”
"Mussels" are not the same as "muscles," but there are jokes. "u want steamed mussels...come to the sauna wit me" was posted on Twitter by Greg Davis on October 11,…
“I told my carpenter I didn’t want carpeted steps. He gave me a blank stair”
"Stair" shouldn't be confused with "stare," but there are jokes. "And the time I confused a builder by wanting an unpainted set of steps. He just gave me a blank…
“I told my contractor I didn’t want carpeted steps. He gave me a blank stair”
"Stair" shouldn't be confused with "stare," but there are jokes. "And the time I confused a builder by wanting an unpainted set of steps. He just gave me a blank…
“I told my builder I didn’t want carpeted steps. He gave me a blank stair”
"Stair" shouldn't be confused with "stare," but there are jokes. "And the time I confused a builder by wanting an unpainted set of steps. He just gave me a blank…
“Why does cling wrap stick to everything except what you want it to?”
Many people have noticed that cling wrap (food wrap) sticks to everything except what you want it to cling to. "gah why does cling wrap stick to everything except the pot you're trying to…
“If you can’t stand watching it being produced. you shouldn’t be eating it”
"If you can't stand watching it be/being produced, you shouldn't be eating it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many people can't stand watching how animal…
“If you can’t pronounce it, you shouldn’t be eating it”
"If you can't pronounce it, don't eat it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying refers to the chemical additives in many foods -- not to the…
“If you can’t pronounce it, don’t buy it” (food labels and purchases)
"If you can't pronounce it, don't eat it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying refers to the chemical additives in many foods -- not to the…
“If you can’t stand watching it be produced, you shouldn’t be eating it”
"If you can't stand watching it be/being produced, you shouldn't be eating it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many people can't stand watching how animal…
“We always go the extra mile because we missed the last exit”
To "go the extra mile" is an idiom meaning to give an extra effort. "Extra mile" usually is not meant literally, but there are jokes. "I don't always go the extra…
“Medicine is not healthcare. Food is healthcare. Medicine is sickcare”
"Medicine is not health care. Food is health care. Medicine is sick care" (or "Medicine is not healthcare. Food is healthcare. Medicine is sickcare") is a saying that has been…
“Medicine is not health care. Food is health care. Medicine is sick care”
"Medicine is not health care. Food is health care. Medicine is sick care" (or "Medicine is not healthcare. Food is healthcare. Medicine is sickcare") is a saying that has been…
“I don’t always go the extra mile, but when I do it’s because I missed my exit”
To "go the extra mile" is an idiom meaning to give an extra effort. "Extra mile" usually is not meant literally, but there are jokes. "I don't always go the extra…
Streatery (eatery on a street)
A "streatery" or "streetery" (street + eatery) is a term similar to "parklet." A street parking space is taken over for dining, or the entire street could be closed to…
Streetery (eatery on a street)
A "streatery" or "streetery" (street + eatery) is a term similar to "parklet." A street parking space is taken over for dining, or the entire street could be closed to…