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September 24, 2020

Food/Drink

“I don’t have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without caffeine”

"I don’t have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without caffeine/it" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown. "I don't have a…

September 23, 2020

Government/Law/Military/Religion /Health

“For Halloween, I’m going to go as a normal person with no mask”

The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in many requirements to wear face masks. "For Halloween I’m going to walk around in public without a mask. That’ll definitely scare the shit out…

September 23, 2020

Media/Newspapers/Magazines/Internet

“If the news is fake, imagine how bad history is”

"If the news is fake, imagine how bad history is" is a saying that has been printed on many images. TwitterOshrat Nir@oshratnWritten by the victors. So... #fake RT @AmuseChimp if the news…

September 23, 2020

Time/Weather

“Hello darkness, my old friend. Why are you here, it’s 5 p.m.” (October saying)

"Hello darkness, my old friend. Soon you'll start at 4 p.m./5 p.m." is a saying for late September or early October. Darkness comes earlier beginning at that time of year.…

September 23, 2020

Time/Weather

“Hello darkness, my old friend. Why are you here, it’s 4 p.m.” (October saying)

"Hello darkness, my old friend. Soon you'll start at 4 p.m./5 p.m." is a saying for late September or early October. Darkness comes earlier beginning at that time of year.…

September 23, 2020

Time/Weather

“Hello darkness, my old friend. Soon you’ll be here at 5 p.m.” (September saying)

"Hello darkness, my old friend. Soon you'll start at 4 p.m./5 p.m." is a saying for late September or early October. Darkness comes earlier beginning at that time of year.…

September 23, 2020

Time/Weather

“Hello darkness, my old friend. Soon you’ll be here at 4 p.m.” (October saying)

"Hello darkness, my old friend. Soon you'll start at 4 p.m./5 p.m." is a saying for late September or early October. Darkness comes earlier beginning at that time of year.…

September 23, 2020

Time/Weather

“Hello darkness, my old friend. Soon you’ll start at 5 p.m.” (September saying)

"Hello darkness, my old friend. Soon you'll start at 4 p.m./5 p.m." is a saying for late September or early October. Darkness comes earlier beginning at that time of year.…

September 22, 2020

Food/Drink

“Criminalized Onions” (“caramelized” mistake)

"Caramelized onions" are sometimes mistakenly described as "criminalized onions." "Santi just called caramelized onions "criminalized onions" #ShitSantiSays"…

September 22, 2020

Time/Weather

“I’m just a girl, standing in front of a Tuesday, asking it to be a Friday”

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a Tuesday, asking it to be a Friday" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I'm also just a girl, standing in…

September 22, 2020

Food/Drink

“I’m really pleased with my vegetable patch. Haven’t wanted a vegetable in weeks”

A "smoking patch" is to stop smoking. A "vegetable patch" isn't to stop eating vegetables, but there are jokes. "I'm really pleased with my vegetable patch.…

September 22, 2020

Food/Drink

“Brothel? Oh, I’m not looking to make soup”

Many people get confused between the words "broth" and "brothel." Is a brothel a soup factory? An exchange in the movie The House Bunny (2008) is: Mrs. Hagstrom: [about the…

September 22, 2020

Food/Drink

“What is a brothel? Is it a soup factory?”

Many people get confused between the words "broth" and "brothel." Is a brothel a soup factory? An exchange in the movie The House Bunny (2008) is: Mrs. Hagstrom: [about the…

September 22, 2020

Exercise/Running/Health Clubs