“One large mocha Xanax vodka latte with whipped cream and Valium sprinkles please”

“Needs one large mocha Prozac vodka latte, complete with whipped cream and Valium sprinkles” (or “One large mocha Xanax vodka latte with whipped cream and Valium sprinkles please”) is a jocular order (combining various popular daily infusions) that has been printed on many images.
   
“I’ll have a café mocha vodka Valium latte to go, please” has been cited in print since at least 2007.
       
“I need one Venti mocha Prozac vodka latte, complete with whipped cream and Valium sprinkles please” was posted on Twitter by Shows with Bite on December 18, 2009. “Needs one large mocha vodka latte, complete with whipped cream and valium sprinkles” was posted on Twitter by Jason Turcios on January 3, 2010. “Needs one large mocha Prozac vodka latte, complete with whipped cream and Valium sprinkles” was posted on Twitter by Tamara Coker on January 12, 2010.
 
“One large mocha Xanax vodka latte with whipped cream and valium sprinkles please” was posted on Twitter by Ꮐemma Ꭲeller on September 12, 2019. “One large mocha Xanax vodka latte with whipped cream and Valium sprinkles please” was posted on Twitter by ꌗ꓄ꍟꅏꍏꋪꀸꍟꌗꌗ ꌃꂦꌩ October 7, 2019.
     
           
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Dani Crinklaw
@danicrinklaw
okay… who stole my caffe mocha vodka valium latte with whipped cream and sprinkles???
11:34 AM · May 28, 2009·Twitter Web Client
   
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Shows with Bite
@ShowsWithBite
I need one Venti mocha Prozac vodka latte, complete with whipped cream and Valium sprinkles please…....
9:15 PM · Dec 18, 2009·Twitter Web Client
   
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Jason Turcios
@jasonjt1983
Needs one large mocha vodka latte, complete with whipped cream and valium sprinkles.
1:11 PM · Jan 3, 2010·Twitter Web Client
   
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Tamara Coker
@TamaraLouiseC
Needs one large mocha Prozac vodka latte, complete with whipped cream and Valium sprinkles
8:12 PM · Jan 12, 2010·Twitter Web Client
   
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T ✌🏻❤
@hairart1116
I need a large mocha Prozac vodka latte, complete with whip cream and Valium sprinkles today…frealz.
6:48 PM · Jan 15, 2010·Twitter Web Client
   
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Kitty
@RainbowZenKitty
needs one large mocha Prozac vodka latte, complete with whipped cream and Valium sprinkles. (via @stephsworldX)
8:25 PM · Jan 22, 2010·Twitter Web Client
 
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Raynard Johnson
@RaynardJohnson
I think I need one Large Mocha Prozac Latte, complete with Whipped Cream, Valium Sprinkles! @… https://instagram.com/p/BM3Tplwh6Vf/
3:22 AM · Nov 16, 2016 from Atlanta, GA·Instagram
 
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Raynard Johnson
@RaynardJohnson
I think I need one Large Mocha Prozac Latte, complete with Whipped Cream, Valium Sprinkles!
@EbrikCoffeeRoom #PostElection
3:26 AM · Nov 16, 2016·Twitter for Android
   
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Ꮐemma Ꭲeller ♔
@EvilBikerQueen_
One large mocha Xanax vodka latte with whipped cream and valium sprinkles please.
11:38 PM · Sep 12, 2019·Twitter for Android
 
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ꌗ꓄ꍟꅏꍏꋪꀸꍟꌗꌗ ꌃꂦꌩ
@bbharlemnyc
One large mocha Xanax vodka latte with whipped cream and Valium sprinkles please.
5:25 PM · Oct 7, 2019 from Manhattan, NY·Twitter for iPhone
   
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jvharris_1965
@jvharris_1965
I think America just needs a large mocha Prozac Vodka latte, with whipped cream and Valium sprinkles.
5:55 PM · Jul 27, 2020·Twitter for iPad
 
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Crazy World
October 21, 2020 ·
Good morning fuckers ☕☕
One large mocha Xanax vodka latte with whipped cream and valium sprinkles please.