World’s Longest Stage (Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade)
New York City's Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade began in 1924 and has a 2.5 mile route. It has been called the "world's greatest stage" and the "world's longest…
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World’s Greatest Stage (Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade)
New York City's Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade began in 1924 and has a 2.5 mile route. It has been called the "world's greatest stage" and the "world's longest…
“Jello is just boneless bones”
Wikipedia: Jell-OJell-O is a variety of gelatin desserts (fruit-flavored gels), puddings, and no-bake cream pies. The original Jell-O gelatin dessert (genericized as jello) is the signature of the…
“Dr Pepper is just barbecue water”
"'Sprite is just spicy water and Dr. pepper is bbq water' -Tyson Weiler" was posted on Twitter by krista jo on February 18, 2018. "Dr. Pepper DOES NOT taste like BBQ…
“Water is just boneless ice”
Water is a liquid and ice is a solid. "Water is just boneless ice" is a jocular saying. "Water is just boneless ice" was posted on Twitter by adam on May 14, 2017. "wAtEr…
“Ice is just water with bones”
Ice is a solid and water is a liquid. "Ice is just water with bones" is a jocular saying. "you: ice / me, an intellectual: water with bones" was posted on Twitter by maha on May…
Water Crouton (ice cube)
Ice cubes have sometimes been jocularly called "water croutons." "If you think about it, ice cubes are pretty much just water croutons for your drink. #amirite?" was posted on…
“Ice cubes are just water croutons”
Ice cubes have sometimes been jocularly called "water croutons." "If you think about it, ice cubes are pretty much just water croutons for your drink. #amirite?" was posted on…
“Water is just ice juice”
Some people jocularly refer to water as "ice juice." "Overheard at the lunch table from my 5 year old: 'Water is melted ice juice'" was posted on Twitter by Jamie on…
“I ate a kid’s meal at McDonald’s for lunch. His mom was furious”
"I ate a kid's meal at Macdonalds earlier today. His mum was furious" was posted on Facebook by Rob Savant on November 9, 2020. "I ate a kid's meal at McDonalds this…
“Accidentally drank invisible ink… I’m now in hospital, waiting to be seen”
People who go to a hospital often wait to be seen, but what if being seen was the problem? "I accidentally drank a bottle of invisible ink last night. I'm now in hospital, waiting to be…
“You cannot use all-purpose flour for all purposes”
"All-purpose flour" (also called "AP flour") can be used for baking many things, although professional bakers usually use other flours. All-purpose flour is not good for…
“All-purpose flour has a limited number of uses”
"All-purpose flour" (also called "AP flour") can be used for baking many things, although professional bakers usually use other flours. All-purpose flour is not good for…
“I went to the worst escape room ever. It’s called IKEA”
The IKEA furniture store can be confusing to many people, who have compared it to leaving an escape room. "Me all the time: this IKEA is the worst escape room ever." was posted on Twitter…
“If you say AT&T backwards you sound like a Canadian bomb technician” (joke)
AT&T Inc. is the world's largest telecommunications company and also the world's largest media and entertainment company. An AT&T joke was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on November…
“What do you call a domestic animal you keep in your vehicle?”/“Carpet.”
A "carpet" should not be confused with a "car pet," but there are jokes. "Tumbled: 'If you were to keep an animal in your vehicle, is it a carpet?'" was…
“My intellectual property is in foreclosure”
"My intellectual property is in foreclosure" is a jocular way of saying that one is not thinking straight. "My intellectual property is in foreclosure./@avi1111" was posted on…
“Sugar is just gay salt”
Sugar has often been compared to salt. Both are white, but sugar is “sweeter,” while salt is “salty.” "Sugar is just gay salt" is a saying that has been printed on many images.…
“The word ‘cheese’ is cancelled. Everyone must now call it a loaf of milk”
Cheese (except for vegan cheese) is usually derived from milk. "THE WORD 'CHEESE' IS CANCELLED everyone must now call it a loaf of milk" Was posted on Facebook by Callum…
“Cheese is just a loaf of milk”
Cheese (except for vegan cheese) is usually derived from milk. "THE WORD 'CHEESE' IS CANCELLED everyone must now call it a loaf of milk" Was posted on Facebook by Callum…