“Dog catchers get paid by the pound”
How do dog catchers get paid? A poem was printed in the Indianapolis (IN) News on September 15, 1064: The dog catcher, the butcher, And the carpenter, I've found,All have one thing in…
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“How do dog catchers get paid?”/“By the pound.”
How do dog catchers get paid? A poem was printed in the Indianapolis (IN) News on September 15, 1064: The dog catcher, the butcher, And the carpenter, I've found,All have one thing in…
“I have a hard time finishing what I sta—”
Some people have a hard time finishing what they start. "Sometimes I have a hard time finishing what I sta" was posted on Twitter by OnWave on July 25, 2010. "I HAVE A HARD TIME…
“It’s not that the majority is silent. It’s that the media is silent about the majority”
"It's not that the majority are/is silent. It's that the media are/is silent about the majority" is a political saying that has been printed on several images. The saying means…
“It’s not that the majority are silent. It’s that the media are silent about the majority”
"It's not that the majority are/is silent. It's that the media are/is silent about the majority" is a political saying that has been printed on several images. The saying means…
“The fact that jellyfish have survived for 650 million years without brains gives hope to many”
"The fact that jellyfish have survived for 650 million years without brains gives hope to many people" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown, but…
“The fact that jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having brains gives hope”
"The fact that jellyfish have survived for 650 million years without brains gives hope to many people" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown, but…
“What’s a pirate’s favorite element?”/“The element of surprise.”
A pirate riddle was posted on the newsgroup rec.sport.pro-wrestling on October 18, 1998: Q: What's a pirate's favorite element?A: ARRRRRRRRRgon. There are two popular variations of this…
“What’s a pirate’s favorite element?”/“ARRRRRRRRRgon.”
A pirate riddle was posted on the newsgroup rec.sport.pro-wrestling on October 18, 1998: Q: What's a pirate's favorite element?A: ARRRRRRRRRgon. There are two popular variations of this…
“What is a pirate’s favorite element in the periodic table?”/“Gold, not Argon.”
A pirate riddle was posted on the newsgroup rec.sport.pro-wrestling on October 18, 1998: Q: What's a pirate's favorite element?A: ARRRRRRRRRgon. There are two popular variations of this…
Breitfart (Breitbart News + fart)
Breitbart News Network is an American conservative syndicated news, opinion and commentary website. Some people who don't like Breitbart have nicknamed it "Breitfart" (Breitbart +…
“What do you call a calculator that works instantly?”/“Calcunow.”
"Calculator" is not "calcu-later," but some people have joked that they want a "calcunow." "A CalcuNow instead of a CalcuLater then?" was posted on Twitter…
“Never date Jack-O-Lantern. He’s hollow inside”
A jack-o'-lantern is a carved pumpkin; the insides of the pumpkin are removed. A joke was posted on Facebook by Indian Hills Community Sign on October 29, 2020: "Never date…
“I’m considering becoming a mind reader. What do you think?”
"I'm considering becoming a mind reader. What are your thoughts?" is a joke that was posted on Twitter by sickipediabot on October 25, 2010. The joke originated on the Sickipedia…
“I’m considering becoming a mind reader. What are your thoughts?”
"I'm considering becoming a mind reader. What are your thoughts?" is a joke that was posted on Twitter by sickipediabot on October 25, 2010. The joke originated on the Sickipedia…
“Why isn’t there any music in skeleton church?”/“No organs.”
A skeleton riddle is: Q: Why isn't there any music in skeleton church? A: No organs. The riddle was posted on Twitter by Halloweeniverse on October 31, 2011.…
“What do you call a broken square?”/“A REKTangle.”
A "rectangle" geometry riddle is: Q: What do you call a broken angle/square?A: A rektangle (rekt angle).A: A wreckedangle (wrecked angle). "What do you call a pretty angle? an acute…
“Carving a pumpkin is a great activity if you’re in an artsy mood and also feel like stabbing…”
Carving a pumpkin can bring out certain emotions in some people. "Carving a pumpkin is fun. Stabbing a pumpkin repeatedly is even more fun. #halloween #gammaltdjungelordspråk" was posted…
“Hey, Siri, why do I always mess things up with women?”/“My name is ALEXA…”
Many people confuse Amazon Alexa with Siri. "'Siri, why do I suck with women?' 'I'm Alexa you fuck'" was posted on Twitter by WallStreetBets on October 17, 2020.…
“What do you call a broken angle?”/“A REKTangle.”
A "rectangle" geometry riddle is: Q: What do you call a broken angle/square?A: A rektangle (rekt angle).A: A wreckedangle (wrecked angle). "What do you call a pretty angle? an acute…