“Frosted Mini-Wheats are just breakfast Triscuits”
Frosted Mini-Wheats (a breakfast cereal) has been compared to Triscuit (a snack cracker). "Mini wheats are just breakfast triscuits" was posted on Twitter by Evans Smith on June 23, 2016.…
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“I brought a home pregnancy kit. Turns out my house is pregnant”
A "home pregnancy test" is a pregnancy test done at home. It is not a test to see if a home is pregnant, but there are jokes. "I see home pregnancy tests advertised, but I've…
“Ranch dressing is just American tzatziki”
Tzatziki sauce (yogurt mixed with cucumbers, garlic, salt, olive oil, sometimes with vinegar or lemon juice, and herbs such as dill, mint, parsley and thyme) has been compared to ranch dressing…
“Tzatziki is Mediterranean ranch dressing”
Tzatziki sauce (yogurt mixed with cucumbers, garlic, salt, olive oil, sometimes with vinegar or lemon juice, and herbs such as dill, mint, parsley and thyme) has been compared to ranch dressing…
“Tzatziki is just Greek ranch dressing”
Tzatziki sauce (yogurt mixed with cucumbers, garlic, salt, olive oil, sometimes with vinegar or lemon juice, and herbs such as dill, mint, parsley and thyme) has been compared to ranch dressing…
“Falafel are Mediterranean hush puppies”
Hushpuppies (deep-fried round balls made from cornmeal-based batter) have been compared to falafel balls (deep-fried balls or patty made from ground chickpeas, fava beans, or both). "My…
“Falafel are Middle Eastern hush puppies”
Hushpuppies (deep-fried round balls made from cornmeal-based batter) have been compared to falafel balls (deep-fried balls or patty made from ground chickpeas, fava beans, or both). "My…
“Hush puppies are just redneck falafel”
Hushpuppies (deep-fried round balls made from cornmeal-based batter) have been compared to falafel balls (deep-fried balls or patty made from ground chickpeas, fava beans, or both). "My…
“Hush puppies are just American falafel”
Hushpuppies (deep-fried round balls made from cornmeal-based batter) have been compared to falafel balls (deep-fried balls or patty made from ground chickpeas, fava beans, or both). "My…
Deep Kimchi (deep trouble)
To be "in deep kimchi" is to be "in deep trouble" or "in deep doo-doo" or "in deep shit." Kimchi is a spicy a Korean delicacy consisting of pickled cabbage.…
“Procrastination is a good thing. You always have something to do tomorrow and nothing to do today”
"Procrastination is totally a good thing. You always have something to do tomorrow and nothing to do today" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Procrastination…
“Hush puppies are just Southern falafel”
Hushpuppies (deep-fried round balls made from cornmeal-based batter) have been compared to falafel balls (deep-fried balls or patty made from ground chickpeas, fava beans, or both). "My…
“I won the school punctuation competition. They gave me a posh trophy”
"Apostrophe" can sound like "a posh trophy." "I won an award for my punctuation. They gave me a posh trophy" is a joke that was posted on Twitter by Sickipedia_Feed on…
“Now my friends lay me down to sleep, a fifth of whiskey down by my feet…”
"Now my friends lay me down to sleep,/ A fifth of whiskey down by my feet./ If I should die before I wake,/ Tell everyone that I drank it straight" is a jocular saying that has been…
“Now I lay me down to sleep, a bottle of Jack Daniel’s at my feet…”
"Now I lay me down to sleep,/ A bottle of Jack (Daniel's) at my feet./ If I die before I wake,/ Tell my friends I drank it straight" is a jocular saying that has been printed on…
“Look at the size of your liver compared to your heart. You’re designed to drink more and care less”
"Look at the size of your liver compared to your heart. You're designed to drink more and care less" is a jocular saying (usually accompanied by an anatomy diagram) that has been…
“I worked as a programmer for autocorrect, but they fried me for no raisin”
"I worked as a programmer for autocorrect but they fried me for no raisin" was posted on Twitter by Kurt Kleynhans (and another poster) on July 14, 2016. "I used to work as a…
“Pop-Tarts are the poor man’s Toaster Strudel”
Pop-Tarts have been compared to Toaster Strudel. "Poptarts are the poor man's toaster strudel" was posted on Twitter by Olivia on April 14, 2011. "I was just about to tweet that…
“Pop-Tarts are just breakfast Hot Pockets”
Hot Pockets are frequently compared to Pop-Tarts. "Pop tarts are just breakfast hot pockets" was posted on Twitter by Oddles on March 22, 2018. "Pop tarts are just breakfast hot…
“How to start an argument online: 1. Express an opinion. 2. Wait”
"How to start an argument online: 1. Express an opinion. 2. Wait" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The meme was started in 2011, by sources that do not appear to…