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"Hasta la vista, baby" is a famous line that actor Arnold Schwarzenegger used in the film Terminator 2: Judgment Day. "Hasta barista, baby" is a line that has been printed on…
An avocado is ripe for only a very brief time, and there are jokes. "I wanted to go out tonight, but the avocado I bought this wk will finally be ripe enough to eat between 8pm-8:15pm -- so I…
the Daily News (New York, NY) newspaper had a "Big Apple" float in the annual Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade from 1977 until 2017 (except for the years 1990, 2000 and 2004). Three…
A "sommelier" is a wine steward. In January 2020, Philadelphia Cream Cheese advertised the "schmelier," an expert on schmearing cream cheese. "Schmearlier" is an…
"Blackened chicken" does not mean chicken that's burned, but there are jokes. "Blackened chicken" is a popular Cajun recipe that involves spices and high heat.…
"All I do is work, go home, blink a few times then it's back to work" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Finish work, go home, blink, go back to work!…
A "sommelier" is a wine steward. In January 2020, Philadelphia Cream Cheese advertised the "schmelier," an expert on schmearing cream cheese. "Schmearlier" is an…
"Blackened chicken" does not mean chicken that's burned, but there are jokes. "Blackened chicken" is a popular Cajun recipe that involves spices and high heat.…
Washington, DC (the seat of the U.S. federal government) is often called a swamp, but many do not believe that is accurate. "DC is a cesspool calling it a swamp is wrong Swamps are an…
"Blackened chicken" does not mean chicken that's burned, but there are jokes. "Blackened chicken" is a popular Cajun recipe that involves spices and high heat.…
Checking in ice hockey often results in injuries. A joke was posted on Reddit -- Oneliners on May 11, 2021: "Hockey is a dangerous sport last time I checked." Wikipedia: Checking (ice…
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic numbers went up in 2020 and 2021, and flu numbers went down. Many compared this to Superman and Clark Kent. "Quite simple really stop calling it #covid19…
"Bacon is 73% fat and very salty. Me too, bacon. Me too" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Bacon is 73% fat and very salty. Me too, bacon. Me too" was…
"I bet testing treadmills is a great starter job. Seems like it could really get a career up and running..." is a joke that was posted on Twitter by Nancy on September 28, 2012. "My…
"Feliz Navidad" (1970) is a now-classic Christmas song that was written and performed by Puerto Rican singer/songwriter José Feliciano. Real estate has many "FOR LEASE" signs,…
"Bail" shouldn't be confused with "bale," but there are jokes. "I got arrested yesterday for stealing hay from a farmer. I’ve been refused bale" was posted on…
"Mondays are my favorite day to question all my life decisions" is a saying that has been printed on several images. Many people show up for work on Monday nd have such questions.…
"Bail" shouldn't be confused with "bale," but there are jokes. "I got arrested yesterday for stealing hay from a farmer. I’ve been refused bale" was posted on…
The plastic bags in supermarkets are difficult for many people to open. "Sorry I haven’t gotten anything done today. I've been in the Produce Department trying to open this stupid…
"Stay in school" means that students shouldn't drop out, but some parents take this literally. "Every morning I tell my kids how important it is for them to stay in school...…