“Why did the hermit crab cross the road?”/“To get to the Shell station.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A crab version has several answers. "why did the crab cross the…
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“Why did the crab cross the road?”/“It didn’t. It used the sidewalk.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A crab version has several answers. "why did the crab cross the…
“Why did the crab cross the road?”/“Just beclaws.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A crab version has several answers. "why did the crab cross the…
“What happened when two vampires had a race?”/“They finished neck and neck.”
A vampire riddle is: Q: What happened when two vampires had a race?A: They finished neck and neck. 'Neck and neck" is an expression meaning that the race result was very close. "what…
Vaxterminate (vaccine/vaccinate + exterminate)
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in the production of vaccines. Many people questioned the vaccines and believed that they caused harm and were meant for population eugenics. The terms…
Vaxtermination (vaccine/vaccination + extermination)
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in the production of vaccines. Many people questioned the vaccines and believed that they caused harm and were meant for population eugenics. The terms…
“Bubble tea sucks balls”
Bubble tea contains chewy tapioca balls ("boba" or "pearls"). It's sometimes said that bubble tea "sucks balls," or that the people who drink bubble tea…
Jabbatoir (vaccination site)
Entry in progress -- BP Wikipedia: COVID-19 pandemicThe COVID-19 pandemic, also known as the coronavirus pandemic, is an ongoing pandemic of coronavirus disease 2019 (COVID-19) caused by severe…
Jabbydodger or Jabby Dodger (vaccination jab + dodger)
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in vaccinations, called "jabs." Those who refused the jabs were sometimes called "jabby dodgers" or jabbydodgers." The term…
Clotshop (vaccination site)
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in vaccines, sometimes called "clotshots" because of potential to cause blood clots. A vaccination shot was called a "clotshop."…
Jabcab (ambulance)
Entry in progress -- BP Wikipedia: COVID-19 pandemicThe COVID-19 pandemic, also known as the coronavirus pandemic, is an ongoing pandemic of coronavirus disease 2019 (COVID-19) caused by severe…
Jabby Dodger or Jabbydodger (vaccination jab + dodger)
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in vaccinations, called "jabs." Those who refused the jabs were sometimes called "jabby dodgers" or jabbydodgers." The term…
“You comply because you want it to end, but it doesn’t end because you comply”
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in measures such as social distancing, face masks, lockdowns and vaccinations. Many people complied because they believed that life would return to…
“You comply because you want it to end, but it’s because of your compliance that it will never end”
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in measures such as social distancing, face masks, lockdowns and vaccinations. Many people complied because they believed that life would return to…
“S.I.N.G.L.E. Stress Is Now Gone Life’s Easier”
"S.I.N.G.L.E. Stress Is Now Gone Life's Easier" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is from 2011 and is of unknown authorship. "RT @DJJUICE718:…
“You comply because you want it to end, but it’s because of your compliance that it may never end”
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in measures such as social distancing, face masks, lockdowns and vaccinations. Many people complied because they believed that life would return to…
Clottery (blood clot + lottery)
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in vaccines, sometimes called "clotshots" because of a tendency to cause blood clots. Taking a vaccine meant taking a chance and entering in a…
“I only drink coffee 3 days a week. Yesterday, today & tomorrow”
"I only drink beer/ bourbon/ coffee/ whiskey/ wine 3 days a week. Yesterday, today & tomorrow" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I only drink beer 3…
“Did you know all fishermen are Marxists? Because the sea’s the means of production”
"Seize the means of production" is a Marxist saying. "Sea's the means of production" might be a Marxist fisherman's saying. "Socialism for fishermen: seas the…
“What do you call a magician who’s good at cooking?”/“A sauceror.”
"Sorcerer" (a person who claims or is believed to have magic powers) should not be confused with "sauceror" (a person who makes sauces), but there are jokes. "What do you…