Fetashist (feta + fetishist)
There is no feta (a Greek cheese) in the words “fetish” or “fetishist,” but there are jokes. “Fetashist” (feta + fetishist) is a jocular portmanteau word.
“Enjoying some hot Greek goat and ewe cheese..does that mean I’m a fetashist?” was posted on Twitter by George Bolam on March 5, 2008. “RT: Is someone who’s really obsessed with Greek sheep’s cheese to a scary extent, called a fetashist? (via @TiernanDouieb)” was posted on Twitter by KerrieSakura on September 25, 2009. “I’m turned on by Greek cheese. I’m a fetashist” was posted on Twitter by Ally Craig on March 3, 2010. “What do you call someone who’s sexually attracted to Greek cheese? A Feta-shist” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on September 7, 2021.
Wikipedia: Feta
Feta (Greek: φέτα, féta) is a Greek brined curd white cheese made from sheep’s milk or from a mixture of sheep and goat’s milk. It is soft, with small or no holes, a compact touch, few cuts, and no skin. It is formed into large blocks, and aged in brine. Its flavor is tangy and salty, ranging from mild to sharp. It is crumbly and has a slightly grainy texture. Feta is used as a table cheese, in salads such as Greek salad, and in pastries, notably the phyllo-based Greek dishes spanakopita (“spinach pie”) and tyropita (“cheese pie”).
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George Bolam
@tindle
Enjoying some hot Greek goat and ewe cheese..does that mean I’m a fetashist?
5:54 PM · Mar 5, 2008·Twitter Web Client
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KerrieSakura
@KerrieSakura
RT: Is someone who’s really obsessed with Greek sheep’s cheese to a scary extent, called a fetashist? (via @TiernanDouieb)
10:59 AM · Sep 25, 2009·Twitter Web Client
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Ally Craig
@mr_craig
I’m turned on by Greek cheese. I’m a fetashist.
2:33 PM · Mar 3, 2010·TweetDeck
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Lorelei - BedroomBondage
@BedroomBondage
I ordered Mediterranean salad last night & Jon joked that I probably just wanted a plate of feta cheese. Then he said I’m a feta-shist. LOL
3:25 PM · Jul 6, 2010·Twitter Web Client
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Badger my ass, it’s probably Wardy
@td_ward
Is someone was really into Greek cheese would they be a feta-shist?
5:55 PM · Jan 2, 2011·TweetDeck
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Iain Martin
@theIainMartin
I find greek cheese quite sexy. Am i a fetashist?
12:00 PM · Nov 9, 2011·Twitter for iPad
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Jem Brookes
@Jem_Brookes
I like getting whipped over the kitchen table whilst eating Greek cheese. My girlfriend says I’m a fetashist.
7:20 PM · Aug 13, 2012·Twitter for Android
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baby_yoda_enthusiast
@thekelburrows
He’s a goat cheese fetashist.
5:22 PM · Nov 4, 2012·Twitter Web Client
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hope
@hopiecan
What comes on a Greek salad? A Greek salad feta-shist.
8:27 PM · Apr 14, 2013·Twitter Web Client
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Thom Heald
@teeheald
If you have a sexual obsession with Greek cheese are you a fetashist?
7:41 AM · Aug 19, 2013·Twitter for iPhone
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Comedienne Ben Rice
@ComedianBenRice
I love feta cheese so much, I guess you could call me a feta-shist. #thankyou #illbehereallyear
4:26 PM · Jan 1, 2014·Twitter for iPhone
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Berend J. from PA #TrumpWonBig
@bejeve
greek salad fetashist
3:57 PM · Apr 4, 2014·Twitter Web Client
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TC Cornesto Doesn’t Like Your Tweets
@TC_Cornesto
The correct term for someone who becomes aroused whilst eating Greek cheese is ‘fetashist’
4:37 PM · May 18, 2014·Twitter for Android
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Emily (she/her)
@Ms_Em_2
@MullingHagel Isn’t that someone who likes to honor others? Wouldn’t a Greek cheese lover be a feta-shist?
8:47 PM · Sep 8, 2014·Twitter Web App
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David Razowsky
@drazowsky
.I can’t stop thinking about having sex with Greek cheese. #Fetashist
11:52 PM · Dec 1, 2014·Twitter for iPhone
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Peter Gasston
@stopsatgreen
My sexy kink is to rub myself with Greek cheese. I can’t help it, I’m a fetashist.
5:54 AM · Feb 17, 2015·Twitter Web Client
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Ben Engel
@BenEngelMusic
Q: What do you call someone who is madly keen on Greek goats’ cheese?
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A: A feta-shist!
😊
11:15 AM · Apr 11, 2016·Twitter Web Client
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acab
@thefamilyjuIes
What do you call someone who’s really weirdly into cheese?
A feta-shist
3:23 PM · Jun 30, 2016·Twitter for iPhone
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Sabrina McEwen
@sabrinamcewen
What do you call someone who *really* likes Greek cheese?
A feta-shist!
Thanks @alistairsbrain for the new comic material
1:21 PM · May 11, 2017·Twitter for iPhone
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Grant Robertson
@grantbrobertson
I know a guy who can only get off while eating greek cheese. He’s a fetashist.
8:20 AM · Feb 10, 2018·Twitter Web Client
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Andrew M Rodriguez
@andrewkrycek
If you have a fetish for feta are you a fetashist?
5:08 PM · Mar 21, 2018·Twitter for Android
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Seth Bannon
@sethbannon
What do you call someone turned on by Greek cheeses?
A feta-shist.
12:38 AM · Feb 16, 2019·Twitter Web App
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Calebano
@MegaMilkFacts
If someone finds feta cheese orgasmic, would they be called a fetashist?
12:41 AM · Jun 27, 2019·Twitter for Android
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/Sniffing_SuperTimor August 4, 2019
What do you call someone who beats it to pictures of cheese?
A feta-shist!
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Anwyn Davies
@AnwynDavies
Day18 What do you call someone into cheese bondage?
A Fetashist.
#200DaysOfHumour #CheesyJoke
7:37 AM · Aug 13, 2020·Twitter Web App
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jessie!
@ingoodjesst
if you’re really into greek cheeses, are you a feta-shist?
3:13 PM · Nov 8, 2020·Twitter Web App
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John Featherstone
@johnfeath
I once met a Greek cheesemaker who told me he couldn’t stop buying his wife shoes.
Turned out he was a foot feta-shist.
4:43 AM · Feb 24, 2021 from Sheffield, England·Twitter for Android
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Michael Dresser
@michaeltdresser
Replying to @MananaSunsets
I had Greek salad. I’m a feta-shist.
11:10 PM · Jun 15, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
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michaeltdresser
@michaeltdresse1
Replying to @angel_0f_deathx and @wordofgreen
I’m a complete whore for spinach-feta omelettes. Does that make me a feta-shist?
1:28 AM · Aug 28, 2021 from Linthicum, MD·Twitter for iPhone
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/-DUP3R- September 7, 2021
What do you call someone who’s sexually attracted to Greek cheese?
A Feta-shist