“When Dracula shops online, he keeps clicking ‘Your Account’”
"Your account" shouldn't be confused with "You're a Count," but there are several Count Dracula puns. "RT @GaryDelaney: I bet Dracula does all his shopping…
Search
Searched for . Search results: 41191
“You can’t put a crown on a clown and expect a king”
"You can't put a crown on a clown and expect a king" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is often meant to refer to a United States president. The origin of…
“I’m so old I can remember when the only fake news was the National Enquirer”
Donald Trump was elected U.S. president on November 8, 2016. He did not get along well with the mainstream media, and he called CNN (and others) as "fake news." Many people previously…
“Hash browns are just latkes for gentiles”
Latkes (often described as Jewish potato pancakes) have been compared to hash browns. "hash browns are just latkes for the goyim" was posted on Twitter by rob shostak on May 6, 2011.…
“Latkes are just Jewish hash browns”
Latkes (often described as Jewish potato pancakes) have been compared to hash browns. "Often called 'Jewish hashbrowns,' potato latkes land on the table frequently during…
“I bet Dracula does all his shopping online, just so he can keep clicking on ‘Your Account’”
"Your account" shouldn't be confused with "You're a Count," but there are several Count Dracula puns. "RT @GaryDelaney: I bet Dracula does all his shopping…
“Twizzlers are just vegan Slim Jims”
Twizzlers have been compared to beef jerky and to Slim Jim (an American snack brand). "Twizzlers are along the same line as such things as beef jerky; it's delicious and disgusting at the…
“What’s the past tense of Swiss cheese?”/“Swass Cheese.”
"As my boi @SMii7Y put it, is the past tense of Swiss cheese swass cheese?" was posted on Twitter by Nicholas Gasson on November 20, 2018. "Is the past tense of swiss cheese, swass…
Rising Apple (New York Mets blog)
Rising Apple is a blog about the New York Mets baseball team that was started in 2011. It is part of the Fansided series of sports blogs. The name "Rising Apple" is from the New York…
“Despite zero experience, I’m opening a BBQ restaurant next to a courthouse. It’ll be Trial by F
A barbecue joke was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on August 23, 2021: "Despite zero experience, I’m opening a BBQ restaurant next to the courthouse. It’ll be Trial by Fire."…
“It must be a pain in the ass to remove all those web lines that Spider-Man leaves behind in NYC”
The comic superhero Spider-Man shoots spider webs all over New York City, but who cleans them up? "Who cleans up the webs that Spider-Man leaves behind in the streets of New York?…
“Twizzlers are just candy Slim Jims”
Twizzlers have been compared to beef jerky and to Slim Jim (an American snack brand). "Twizzlers are along the same line as such things as beef jerky; it's delicious and disgusting at the…
“Scallops are the tater tots of the ocean”
Scallops have been called the "tater tots of the ocean/sea" because of their appearance. "Scallops. Tater-tots of the sea" was posted on the newsgroup rec.music.makers.guitar on…
Rising Apple (New York Mets blog, 2011-present)
Rising Apple is a blog about the New York Mets baseball team that was started in 2011. It is part of the Fansided series of sports blogs. The name "Rising Apple" is from the New York…
“Twizzlers are beef jerky for vegans”
Twizzlers have been compared to beef jerky and to Slim Jim (an American snack brand). "Twizzlers are along the same line as such things as beef jerky; it's delicious and disgusting at the…
“Scallops are the tater tots of the sea”
Scallops have been called the "tater tots of the ocean/sea" because of their appearance. "Scallops. Tater-tots of the sea" was posted on the newsgroup rec.music.makers.guitar on…
“Twizzlers are the beef jerky of candy”
Twizzlers have been compared to beef jerky and to Slim Jim (an American snack brand). "Twizzlers are along the same line as such things as beef jerky; it's delicious and disgusting at the…
“Slim Jims are just long pepperonis”
Slim Jim has been compared to pepperoni. "slimjims are little meat sticks that taste like pepperoni yum... — yum" was posted on Twitter by maddi on February 2, 2013. "just watched…
“Twizzlers are just candy beef jerky”
Twizzlers have been compared to beef jerky and to Slim Jim (an American snack brand). "Twizzlers are along the same line as such things as beef jerky; it's delicious and disgusting at the…
“Twizzlers are just sugar jerky”
Twizzlers have been compared to beef jerky and to Slim Jim (an American snack brand). "Twizzlers are along the same line as such things as beef jerky; it's delicious and disgusting at the…