Indeslicesive (indecisive + slice)
“Indeslicesive” (indecisive + slice) means that someone can’t decide on what slice to eat. The jokes usually involve a pizza slice, but the term could apply to other slices (such as a slice of cake or pie).
“‘Pepperoni… No. Wait… Cheese. No, I will take pepperoni. Oh, they have Hawaiian too? Hmm…’ My kids are soooo indeslicesive” was posted on Twitter by MrBigFists on July 31, 2012. “If you’re not sure exactly which pizza you want to eat, that means you’re indeslicesive. #pizzabrain #vocab” was posted on Twitter by PIZZA BRAIN on April 18, 2013.
“If you can’t decide on what kind of pizza to get, you’re indeSLICEsive” was posted on My Town Tutors on February 8, 2021. “What are you if can’t decide what kind of pizza to get? You’re indeSLICEsive. #NationalPizzaDay” was posted on Twitter by Nancy Johnson on February 9, 2021. “What are you if can’t decide what kind of pizza to get? You’re indeSLICEsive” was posted on Scary Mommy on August 6, 2021. “What are you when you can’t decide on what pizza to get? Indeslicesive” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on November 10, 2021.
Twitter
MrBigFists
@MrBigFists
“Pepperoni… No. Wait… Cheese. No, I will take pepperoni. Oh, they have Hawaiian too? Hmm…”
My kids are soooo indeslicesive
9:18 PM · Jul 31, 2012·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
PIZZA BRAIN
@mypizzabrain
If you’re not sure exactly which pizza you want to eat, that means you’re indeslicesive. #pizzabrain #vocab
2:20 PM · Apr 18, 2013·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
Greg Dunbar
@gdun
Look I really do want pizza, I’m just very indeslicesive.
1:10 PM · Mar 8, 2014·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
Joy Bauer
@joybauer
I’ll be making 2️⃣ Tortilla Pizzas on my
@AmazonLive
show: a classic cheese pizza and a Chicken BBQ pizza smothered in flavorful sauce! No need to feel indeSLICEsive about which to make because they’re SO easy you can make both! Follow my storefront here: https://amzn.to/3sYU0KL
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Health, Happiness, Joy
11:01 AM · Jan 26, 2021·Twitter for Advertisers
My Town Tutors
National Pizza Day Jokes
by Mark Molloy | Feb 8, 2021 | Education, Latest News, School Jokes
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26. If you can’t decide on what kind of pizza to get, you’re indeSLICEsive
Twitter
Nancy Johnson
@NancyJohnson937
What are you if can’t decide what kind of pizza to get? You’re indeSLICEsive. #NationalPizzaDay #NancyTellsAJoke
6:19 AM · Feb 9, 2021·Twitter Web App
Twitter
blackpinktext
@blackpinktext1
Replying to @goodpizzagame
What r u if u can’t decide what kind of pizza to get??
“You’re indeSLICEsive”
8:25 PM · Feb 9, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
In Pam’s Kitchen
@inpamskitchen
Replying to @bon_jovi_roses and @BongioviBrand
What are you if can’t decide what kind of pizza to order?
You’re indeSLICEsive.
10:28 PM · May 12, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
Relish
@relish_food
What are you if can’t decide what kind of pizza to get?
You’re indeSLICEsive #chef #pizza #lunch #school
7:08 AM · May 25, 2021·Twitter Web App
Twitter
Blaze Pizza
@BlazePizza
Replying to @SoLatinBarbie @littlecaesars and @dominos
What are you if can’t decide what toppings to get on your Blaze Pizza?
You’re indeSLICEsive.
2:13 PM · Jul 9, 2021·Sprout Social
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O’Brien’s Pub
@Obriens_nptri
What are you if can’t decide what kind of pizza to get?
You’re indeSLICEsive.
#FollowMeToOBs
9:35 AM · Jul 15, 2021·LaterMedia
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Le.Vitos.Pizza
@Levitos_Pizza
#Pizza #Pizzahumor
What are you if can’t decide what kind of pizza to get?
You’re indeSLICEsive.
#pizzajokes
7:17 AM · Jul 27, 2021·Twitter for Android
Scary Mommy
70 Perfectly Cheesy Pizza Jokes For When You’re Feeling Saucy
by Deirdre Kaye
October 19, 2020 Updated August 6, 2021
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3. What are you if can’t decide what kind of pizza to get?
You’re indeSLICEsive.
An American in Rome
17 Best Pizza Jokes
POSTED ON AUGUST 23, 2021 BY NATALIE
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What do you call a person who can’t decide what kind of pizza to order?
IndeSLICEsive
Twitter
Family Pizza MJ
@FamilyPizzaMJ1
What are you if you can’t decide what kind of pizza to get?
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You’re indeSLICEsive. Slice of pizza
10:42 AM · Sep 21, 2021·Twitter for Android
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/history_fan69 November 10, 2021
What are you when you can’t decide on what pizza to get?
Indeslicesive.