“What do you call a hairy pumpkin?”/“A Sas-squash.”
Sasquatch (Bigfoot) has nothing to do with squash, but several jokes involve “sas-squash” or “sass-squash.”
“What do you call a squash with an attitude? A SASS-SQUASH! XD” was posted on Twitter by A W on October 19, 2011. “What did Big Foot name the rude pumpkin? Sass-squash!” was posted on Twitter by Grubhub on August 10, 2012. “What do you call a pumpkin that talks back? A sass-squash” was posted on Twitter by Adam Del Rosso on October 7, 2015. “What do you call a smart ass gourd? A sass squash” was posted on Twitter by Brimleyed For Her Pleasure on April 20, 2020. “What do you call a rude pumpkin? Sass-squash!” was posted on Twitter by Cornershop by Uber on October 21, 2020. “What do you call a butternut squash with attitude? Sass Squash” was posted on Twitter by John N.E. Hill on October 8, 2021. “What’s a mythical gourd with an attitude? A sass-squash” was posted on Reddit—3amjokes on November 9, 2021.
“What is BigFoot’s favorite food? Sas-squash” was posted on Twitter by Mike Werkowski on November 11, 2012. “What do you call a scary vegetable? sas-SQUASH” was posted on Twitter by sharkeesha on October 13, 2014. “What’s #Bigfoot’s favorite #Thanksgiving side? Sas-squash. #RecycledPunchline #ThanksgivingDadJoke #putitinthetrunk” was posted on Twitter by nonsquatch on November 27, 2014. “What do you call a hairy pumpkin? A Sas-squash” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on October 7, 2016.
Wikipedia: Cucurbita
Cucurbita (Latin for gourd) is a genus of herbaceous vines in the gourd family, Cucurbitaceae (also known as cucurbits or cucurbi) native to the Andes and Mesoamerica. Five species are grown worldwide for their edible fruit, variously known as squash, pumpkin, or gourd, depending on species, variety, and local parlance, and for their seeds.
Wikipedia: Bigfoot
Bigfoot, also commonly referred to as Sasquatch, is an ape-like creature that is purported to inhabit the forests of North America.
Twitter
A W
@nondaywalker
What do you call a squash with an attitude? A SASS-SQUASH! XD
9:09 PM · Oct 19, 2011·Twitter SMS
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Grubhub
@Grubhub
What did Big Foot name the rude pumpkin? Sass-squash!
11:26 AM · Aug 10, 2012·Sprout Social
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Mike Werkowski
@MikeWerk
What is BigFoot’s favorite food? Sas-squash.
9:40 AM · Nov 11, 2012·Twitter for iPhone
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Joe Bonsall
@joebonsall
Wife ... So excited about growing squash “Look at AT! Do you know what kind this is?”
Me: ummmm a SAS-SQUASH??”
dodging blows…
9:46 AM · Jul 1, 2013·Twitter for iPhone
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sharkeesha
@spinachkeesh
What do you call a scary vegetable? sas-SQUASH. #EMABiggesFans1D
12:09 PM · Oct 13, 2014·Twitter for BlackBerry®
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nonsquatch
@nonsquatch
What’s #Bigfoot’s favorite #Thanksgiving side? Sas-squash. #RecycledPunchline #ThanksgivingDadJoke #putitinthetrunk
6:24 PM · Nov 27, 2014·Twitter for iPhone
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Adam Del Rosso
@AdamDWeather
What do you call a pumpkin that talks back? A sass-squash.
3:35 PM · Oct 7, 2015·Twitter for Android
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Angela
@angelartaylor44
What do you call a vegetarian sasquatch?
Sas-squash
8:22 PM · Oct 31, 2015·Twitter for Android
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/neutral_cadence October 7, 2016
What do you call a hairy pumpkin?
A Sas-squash.
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Eliza Nathaniel
@elizanathaniel
Q: What do you call Big Foot when he talks back?
A: Sass-squash
12:46 PM · Aug 20, 2017·Twitter for iPhone
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AMERICAN SCIENCE
@SCIPLUS
What do you call Bigfoot with a pumpkin? A Sas-squash.
2:03 PM · Oct 27, 2017·TweetDeck
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A Guide For Monsters
@guide_monsters
What did the sarcastic Yeti pick up from the grocery store?
Sass-squash….
Thank you I’m here all week.
4:38 PM · Aug 29, 2018·Twitter Web Client
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Amber Hoke
@Ahokiefan
Student: What is the most feared squash?
Me: [Thinking face]
Student: Sas-squash!
Having so much fun with #OhMySquash
@GeorgiaOrganics
Cooking and jokes!!
8:56 PM · Oct 18, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
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Brimleyed For Her Pleasure
@BrimleyJuggalo
What do you call a smart ass gourd?
A sass squash
11:22 PM · Apr 20, 2020·Twitter for Android
Reddit—Vegetarianrecipes
Posted by u/VeggieVeggieVici October 11, 2020
What do you call a hairy pumpkin? A Sas-squash. This has nothing to do with this Vegan Butternut Squash Cast Iron Gnocchi recipe, I just wanted to tell that joke. Recipe in comments.
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@Lavish_Fixation
What do you get when you cross a Bigfoot with an attitude and a pumpkin?
A sass-squash.
9:30 AM · Oct 5, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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Cornershop by Uber
@CornershopUS
What do you call a rude pumpkin? Sass-squash!
12:30 PM · Oct 21, 2020·Twitter Web App
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Terranort
@terranort56
What’s the most difficult squash to find at the store?
A sas-squash…
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Jacob Lee Downey
@JacobLeeDowney
Replying to @LukeChudoba and @EFamily1983
What kind of vegetable does #BigFoot grow? Sas-squash!
5:36 AM · Feb 25, 2021·Twitter Web App
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/itsthatbrownguy91 September 21, 2021
What vegetable is rarely seen in the woods with an attitude?
A Sass-squash
Twitter
John N.E. Hill
@johnnehill
What do you call a butternut squash with attitude?
Sass Squash
4:05 PM · Oct 8, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
Reddit—3amjokes
Posted by u/StretchSmiley November 9, 2021
What’s a mythical gourd with an attitude?
A sass-squash
(Trademark)
Word Mark SAS SQUASH
Goods and Services (CANCELLED) IC 031. US 001 046. G & S: Fresh vegetables. FIRST USE: 19930901. FIRST USE IN COMMERCE: 19930901
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05.13.03 - Grasses
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Description of Mark Color is not claimed as a feature of the mark. The mark consists of a sasquatch walking in front of grass and the stylized text of the wording “Sas Squash”.
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