“Did you hear about the lobster that got the job at Pizza Hut? He works in the crust station”
“Crustacean” sounds like “crust station.”
“New restaurant idea: The Crust Station, home of the lobster pizza” was posted on Twitter by Alex Mansfield on December 30, 2014. “Me: Have you heard about that new place that specializes in lobster pizza? Her: You mean the Crust Station?” was posted on Twitter by “When the Brians of November turn gloomy” on April 13, 2016. “New idea: a crab and lobster themed pizza place called Crust Station please don’t take this from me” was posted on Twitter by janelle on March 9, 2021.
“Did you hear about the lobster that got the job at pizza hut? He works in the crust station” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on November 10, 2021.
“If a crab were employed in a pizza parlor, in which station would it work?”/“A crust station” is a related riddle.
Wikipedia: Crustacean
Crustaceans (Crustacea /krʌˈsteɪʃə/) form a large, diverse arthropod taxon which includes such familiar animals as crabs, lobsters, crayfish, shrimp, krill, woodlice and barnacles. The crustacean group is usually treated as a subphylum, and thanks to recent molecular studies it is now well accepted that the crustacean group is paraphyletic, and comprises all animals in the Pancrustacea clade other than hexapods. In other words, some crustaceans are more closely related to insects and other hexapods than they are to certain other crustaceans.
Twitter
Alex Mansfield
@Focusedtotality
New restaurant idea: The Crust Station, home of the lobster pizza
10:30 PM · Dec 30, 2014·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
When the Brians of November turn gloomy
@brianhalligan
Me: Have you heard about that new place that specializes in lobster pizza?
Her: You mean the Crust Station?
7:42 PM · Apr 13, 2016·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
Funny Bot
@lAmFunnyBot
What’s a lobster’s favorite part of a build-your-own-pizza bar?: The crust station.
12:40 AM · Sep 18, 2017·Funny Bot - Reddit
Twitter
Mike Cimetta
@MikeCimetta
A lobster owns a radio network where they talk about the edges of different types of pizza.
A real crust station.
10:15 PM · Aug 31, 2018·Twitter for Android
Twitter
2 Cats on a Table
@averagegrades
A pizza place with a lobster for a mascot called the crust station
11:59 AM · Mar 25, 2020·Twitter for Android
Twitter
janelle
@gallbladdrpolyp
New idea: a crab and lobster themed pizza place called Crust Station
please don’t take this from me
6:31 PM · Mar 9, 2021·Twitter for Android
Scary Mommy
70 Perfectly Cheesy Pizza Jokes For When You’re Feeling Saucy
by Deirdre Kaye
October 19, 2020 Updated August 6, 2021
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1. I’m going to open a restaurant that only serves crabs and pizza.
I’ll call it the Crust Station.
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/Draen_Facula November 10, 2021
Did you hear about the lobster that got the job at pizza hut?
He works in the crust station.
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Ten Transgender flag
@TheLetterTen
Did you hear about the lobster who got a job at Pizza Hut?
It works in the crust station.
3:00 PM · Nov 10, 2021·Twitter for Android