“Coffee is my reward for being a grown up”
Coffee can be a reward. "Coffee is my reward for waking up alive today" was posted on Twitter by ɞȏѧċ jѧċҡṡȏṅ on November 26, 2010. "coffee is my reward for waking…
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“Coffee is my reward for being an adult”
Coffee can be a reward. "Coffee is my reward for waking up alive today" was posted on Twitter by ɞȏѧċ jѧċҡṡȏṅ on November 26, 2010. "coffee is my reward for waking…
“Computers were down at work. It took me 20 minutes to shuffle the cards to play solitaire”
Some employees play solitaire at work, such as during down time or on breaks. A joke was posted on Twitter by Burt on June 18, 2015: "Our computers were down today, we had to do everything…
“Coffee is my reward for sleeping”
Coffee can be a reward. "Coffee is my reward for waking up alive today" was posted on Twitter by ɞȏѧċ jѧċҡṡȏṅ on November 26, 2010. "coffee is my reward for waking…
Federal Bureau of Insurrectionists (Federal Bureau of Investigation or FBI nickname)
The Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) has been perceived by many to have a political agenda to its investigations. Some critics have comments that the FBI seems to bust plots largely of its own…
Covid Disinformation Center (Centers for Disease Control and Prevention or CDC nickname)
The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) is, according to Wikipedia, the leading national public health institute of the United States. The CDC played an important role in the Covid-19…
“Coffee is my reward for getting out of bed”
Coffee can be a reward. "Coffee is my reward for waking up alive today" was posted on Twitter by ɞȏѧċ jѧċҡṡȏṅ on November 26, 2010. "coffee is my reward for waking…
“Coffee is my reward for waking up”
Coffee can be a reward. "Coffee is my reward for waking up alive today" was posted on Twitter by ɞȏѧċ jѧċҡṡȏṅ on November 26, 2010. "coffee is my reward for waking…
Center for Disinformation and Confusion (Centers for Disease Control and Prevention or CDC nickname)
The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) is, according to Wikipedia, the leading national public health institute of the United States. The CDC played an important role in the Covid-19…
“Why did the cat cross the road?”/“Because the chicken had a laser pointer.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A cat version is: Q: Why did the cat cross the road?A: Because the…
Coronavirus Disinformation Center (Centers for Disease Control and Prevention or CDC nickname)
The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) is, according to Wikipedia, the leading national public health institute of the United States. The CDC played an important role in the Covid-19…
“Someone asked me if I had plans for the fall. It took me a moment to realize they meant ‘autumn’”
"Fall" can mean "autumn," but it can also mean something or someone who descended quickly. "Someone asked me if I had plans for the fall, it took me a moment to realize…
“High school bands go to football games, but football players don’t attend band concerts”
A high school band plays at football games, but football players usually don't go to band concerts. "I have a dream...that one day, the football players will attend the band concerts and…
“My dentist said my teeth were stained and then asked me, ‘Do you smoke or drink coffee?’”
A joke about stained teeth was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on September 23, 2020. "My dentist said my teeth were stained and then asked me 'Do you smoke or drink coffee?' I said ...…
Federal Disinformation Agency (Food and Drug Administration or FDA nickname)
The Food and Drug Administration (FDA) is part of the Department of Health and Human Services and is responsible for food safety, drug safety and other issues. Some critics of the FDA have…
“Double chocolate cookies are brownies”
Double chocolate cookies have been compared to brownies. "I guess these double chocolate chunk cookies are going to end up as a brownie???" was posted on Twitter by french fry on January…
“Coercion is not consent”
"Coercion is not consent" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has been used in rape situations, and the saying has also been used regarding Covid vaccine…
“Beer shortages soon. Please panic buy”
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in some shortages. "Beer shortage expected. Panic buy now" is a jocular sign that has been printed on many images. Versions of this sign were…
“Beer shortage expected. Panic buy now”
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in some shortages. "Beer shortage expected. Panic buy now" is a jocular sign that has been printed on many images. Versions of this sign were…
“When the government starts passing laws that break other laws…”
"When the government starts passing laws that break other laws, maybe it’s time to admit we're being governed/ruled by criminals" is a saying that has been printed on several…