“Strip malls aren’t as fun as they sound”
A "strip mall" doesn't have anything to do with "stripping," but it might sound like it does. "James: 'strip mall sounds cooler than it actually is'"…
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“If you put peanut butter on a rice cake you can throw it farther”
Not everyone likes rice cakes. People often put something on it to improve the taste. "If you put peanut butter on a rice cake you can throw it farther" was posted on Twitter by Bart on…
“To the world, you may just be one crazy vegan. To the animals, you are their only hope”
"To the world, you may just be one crazy vegan. To the animals, you are their only hope" is a vegan saying that has been printed on many images. "To the world, you may just be one…
“Don’t hurt people and don’t take their stuff”
"Don't hurt people and don't take their stuff" is a Libertarian saying that has been printed on many images. Barbara Howe, a Libertarian Party candidate for North Carolina…
“Where there is risk, there must be choice”
"If/Where there is risk, there must be choice" (or "If/Where there is a risk, there must be a choice") is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is associated…
“Real bacon has curves”
"Real bacon has curves" is a bacon saying that has been printed on many images. A related book title is Real Food Has Curves: How to get off processed food, lose weight, and love what you…
“An unemployed jester is nobody’s fool”
"An unemployed jester is nobody's fool" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. American actor, singer, dancer and comedian Danny Kaye (1911-1987) sang in the movie…
“Can zombies do yoga?”/“Of corpse knot!”
A zombie riddle was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on October 19, 2021: Q: Can zombies do yoga?A: Of corpse knot! "Of corpse knot" is a pun on "of course not." Reddit --…
“Where there is a risk, there must be a choice”
"If/Where there is risk, there must be choice" (or "If/Where there is a risk, there must be a choice") is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is associated…
“If there is a risk, there must be a choice”
"If/Where there is risk, there must be choice" (or "If/Where there is a risk, there must be a choice") is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is associated…
“If there is risk, there must be choice”
"If/Where there is risk, there must be choice" (or "If/Where there is a risk, there must be a choice") is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is associated…
“The government can legally lie to you. But they cannot force you to trust them”
The passing of the Smith–Mundt Modernization Act of 2012 caused many to believe that it was now legal for the U.S. government to lie to its citizens. "The government can legally lie to you.…
“This is the government the founders warned us about”
"This is the government the/our founders warned us about" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Both versions of the saying probably originated on images. "Political…
“Continental breakfast implies the existence of incontinental breakfast”
A "continental breakfast" is a light breakfast (such as juice, cereal and pastries) that's often served in a hotel. There is no such thing as an "incontinental breakfast"…
“Strip malls aren’t as sexy as they sound”
A "strip mall" doesn't have anything to do with "stripping," but it might sound like it does. "James: 'strip mall sounds cooler than it actually is'"…
“If a hotel offers bran muffins and prune juice, is that an incontinental breakfast?”
A "continental breakfast" is a light breakfast (such as juice, cereal and pastries) that's often served in a hotel. There is no such thing as an "incontinental breakfast"…
“What would be sold at an inconvenience store?”/“Incontinental breakfast.”
A "continental breakfast" is a light breakfast (such as juice, cereal and pastries) that's often served in a hotel. There is no such thing as an "incontinental breakfast"…
“What do you call the first meal of the day at a nursing home?”/“Incontinental breakfast.”
A "continental breakfast" is a light breakfast (such as juice, cereal and pastries) that's often served in a hotel. There is no such thing as an "incontinental breakfast"…
“Make any continental breakfast into an incontinental breakfast by pissing in everyone’s Cheerios”
A "continental breakfast" is a light breakfast (such as juice, cereal and pastries) that's often served in a hotel. There is no such thing as an "incontinental breakfast"…
“This is the government our founders warned us about”
"This is the government the/our founders warned us about" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Both versions of the saying probably originated on images. "Political…