“Smart water implies the existence of dumb water”
Glaceau Smartwater is a brand of bottled water. Is there “dumb water”?
“I feel like the existence of smart water implies the existence of its opposite: dumb water, which I can only assume is a bottle of rocks” was posted on Twitter by Jordan Mesibov on March 7, 2015. “The existence of Smart Water implies the existence of Dumb Water” was posted on Twitter by Mr. Mid Level Management on August 18, 2019. “Smart water implies the existence of dumb water” was posted on Twitter by milk on February 8, 2020. “Smart water implies the existence of dumb water” was posted on Twitter by syrup on July 15, 2020. “Smart water implies the existence of dumb water. I’m looking at you, tap” was posted on Twitter by Andy Lee Parker on June 7, 2021.
Wikipedia: Glaceau Smartwater
Glaceau Smartwater (stylized smartwater) is a brand of bottled water owned by Energy Brands. Introduced in 1996 in the United States, by 2016 it was one of the top five brands of bottled water in that country with sales worth nearly $830 million in 2017.
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Jordan Mesibov
@jordanmesibov
I feel like the existence of smart water implies the existence of its opposite: dumb water, which I can only assume is a bottle of rocks.
6:11 PM · Mar 7, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
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Mr. Mid Level Management
@zach_is_broke
The existence of Smart Water implies the existence of Dumb Water
1:26 PM · Aug 18, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
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milk
@softhunnyx
Replying to @ebolababyyy
Smart water implies the existence of dumb water
2:33 PM · Feb 8, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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🗡syrup
@srhkzs
Smart water implies the existence of dumb water
11:52 AM · Jul 15, 2020 from North Logan, UT·Twitter for Android
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@SpoopyBimbo
The existence of smart water implies the existence of dumb water. Yes I would like a glass.
8:38 AM · Oct 7, 2020·Twitter Web App
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Sirkit
@piedsirkit
The existence of smart water implies the existence dumb water
2:21 AM · Oct 11, 2020·Twitter for Android
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Arzel
@Zelthehuman
The existence of smart water. Implies that there is in fact dumb water
Dasani: [Smiling face with tear]
8:45 AM · Dec 7, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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Jacob☆
@TheCoolerJacob
smart water implies the existence of dumb water
5:12 AM · Dec 16, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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TopsideTag, you’re it
@TopsideTag
Smart water existing implies there is dumb water and I must be sippin on that shit every day
7:53 PM · Apr 21, 2021·Twitter for Android
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Andy Lee Parker
@AndyLeeParker1
Smart water implies the existence of dumb water. I’m looking at you, tap.
1:56 AM · Jun 7, 2021·Twitter for Mac
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@adriancantskate
Replying to @smartwater
Smart water implies dumb water which also implies average intelligence water
1:50 PM · Jul 2, 2021·Twitter for Android
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rocktheboat
@rocktheboatri
smart water implies the existence of dumb water & i’m pretty sure that’s what i’ve been drinking all these years
9:14 AM · Jun 26, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
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Ho ho hollie
@111hollie
smart water implies the existence of dumb water
8:20 PM · Jul 7, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
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Penance & Permission
@Nyoxxik
the existence of smart water implies the existence of dumb water, and that just seems rude
11:13 AM · Jul 20, 2021·Twitter for Android
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khi
@kh_iara
smart water implies that there is dumb water
3:45 PM · Oct 29, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
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@JameZbear
smart water implies the existence of dumb water
10:00 PM · Dec 10, 2021·Twitter Web App