“Toast is just soft bread that has been hurt before”
What is toast? This was posted on Twitter by Paula Pell on February 20, 2015: "Toast is just soft bread that has been hurt before." “Toast is just twice-baked bread” is a similar…
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“Are we really going to let a bunch of greedy selfish fools do-in this whole planet?”
"Are we really going to let a bunch of greedy selfish fools do-in this whole planet?" (shown on a protest sign) has been printed on many images. The saying was used in June 2011 during…
“Some of my friends are running marathons, half marathons, meanwhile I’m watching a show…”
"Some of my friends exercise every day. meanwhile I'm watching a show I don't like because the remote fell on the floor" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many…
“Some of my friends exercise every day, meanwhile I’m watching a show…”
"Some of my friends exercise every day. meanwhile I'm watching a show I don't like because the remote fell on the floor" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many…
“America at this point in history is like the collapse of the Roman Empire but with WiFi”
"It's really cool to be alive in America at this point in history because it's like the collapse of the Roman Empire but with wi-fi" is a saying that has been printed on many…
“In Massachusetts, booster shot is spelled borcester shot”
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in vaccines, and these vaccines had booster shots. "In Massachusetts, booster shot is spelled borcester shot" was posted on Twitter by Adam…
“Make your cheese and wine party more fun by having no cheese or guests”
A popular joke is about a person hosting a "wine and cheese party"...without cheese...and without guests. That is, the person is just drinking alcohol. "I'm hosting a cheese and…
“I heard you can get lawyers at IKEA now. They’re affordable, but you have to build your own case”
A legal case isn't the same as a bookcase, but there are "case" jokes. "I heard you can get lawyers at Ikea now. They're very affordable, but you have to build your own…
“I’m throwing a wine and cheese party tonight. Only for myself. And without the cheese”
A popular joke is about a person hosting a "wine and cheese party"...without cheese...and without guests. That is, the person is just drinking alcohol. "I'm hosting a cheese and…
“In England, ‘booster shot’ is spelled ‘borchestershire shot’”
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in vaccines, and these vaccines had booster shots. "In Massachusetts, booster shot is spelled borcester shot" was posted on Twitter by Adam…
“Where do water droplets go to settle arguments?”/“The Supreme Quart.”
"Supreme Court" is different from "supreme quart," but there are jokes. "The ultimate liquid measure is the supreme quart. (Pun of the Day)" was posted on the…
“The ultimate liquid measure is the supreme quart”
"Supreme Court" is different from "supreme quart," but there are jokes. "The ultimate liquid measure is the supreme quart. (Pun of the Day)" was posted on the…
“If the fully vaccinated can get it and spread it, why aren’t they losing their jobs too?”
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic vaccines claimed to lessen symptoms, but the vaccinated could still get and spread Covid. Nevertheless, many employers fired workers who refused to take the…
“What do they call employee of the month at the crematorium?”/“Top urner.”
"Earner" shouldn't be confused with "urner," but there are jokes. "Q: What's the name of the yearly prize given out to the world's most successful…
“Make your cheese and wine party more appealing by having no cheese or guests”
A popular joke is about a person hosting a "wine and cheese party"...without cheese...and without guests. That is, the person is just drinking alcohol. "I'm hosting a cheese and…
“Volume measurement disputes are settled at the Supreme Quart”
"Supreme Court" is different from "supreme quart," but there are jokes. "The ultimate liquid measure is the supreme quart. (Pun of the Day)" was posted on the…
“Just once, I’d like to clock out from work by sliding down a dinosaur”
In the opening sequence to the American animated sitcom The Flintstones, Fred Flintstone slides down a dinosaur and clocks out of work. ~Cindy~ posted on Twitter on September 11, 2013: "Just…
“Snow in October happens because people decorate for Christmas prematurely”
Do people put up Christmas lights too early? And does that bring on winter even faster? "FACT: Snow in October happens because people decorate for Christmas prematurely. You know who you are.…
“Open faced sandwiches are just fancy toast”
Many people do not consider an open-faced sandwich to be a sandwich. An open-faced sandwich has been described as "fancy toast." "There is a fine line between what constitutes fancy…
“I saw a spider at the gym. He said it was leg leg leg leg leg leg leg leg day”
When people go to a gym for "leg day," they work on their legs. Spiders have many legs. "Imagine how bad a spider's leg day is at the gym! 4 times worse than a humans!" was…