“True medicine comes from the earth, not from a lab”
"Real/True medicine comes from the earth. not from a lab" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "REAL medicine comes from the earth. From the rainforests ... And herbs…
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“How do dentists pay for their lawyers?”/“Retainers.”
Both dentists/orthodontists and lawyers have "retainers." "A lawyer asked his dentist to give him a retainer. (Pun of the Day)" was posted on the newsgroup rec.humor.jewish on…
“Janet Street-Porter walks into a bar…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." There are several jokes about a "large aperitif" (large pair of teeth), usually…
“How does an orthodontist hire a lawyer?”/“He puts him on a retainer.”
Both dentists/orthodontists and lawyers have "retainers." "A lawyer asked his dentist to give him a retainer. (Pun of the Day)" was posted on the newsgroup rec.humor.jewish on…
“I don’t care about mandates because I don’t date men”
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in some vaccine mandates. The term "mandates" has nothing to do with "man dates," but there are jokes. "no, i don't like…
“If you watch TV, you are in the middle of a deadly pandemic. If you don’t, it’s Wednesday”
"If you watch TV, you are in the middle of a deadly pandemic. If you don't, it's Wednesday" was posted on Twitter by Arthur Joannard on July 14, 2012. That is, the television is…
“Either Coke or Pepsi is fine. I’m bi-carbonate”
"Bicarbonate of soda" has nothing to do with Coke or Pepsi or bisexuality, but there are jokes. "If I drink Pepsi or coke does that make me bi-carbonated?" was posted on Twitter…
“What does a witch use to keep her hair up?”/“Scarespray!”
A popular Halloween riddle was printed in the Asheville (NC) Citizen and Times on May 27, 1972: Q: What do witches use on their hair?A. Scare spray. "Scare spray" (or…
“Real medicine comes from the earth. not from a lab”
"Real/True medicine comes from the earth. not from a lab" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "REAL medicine comes from the earth. From the rainforests ... And herbs…
“What do witches use on their hair?”/“Scare spray.”
A popular Halloween riddle was printed in the Asheville (NC) Citizen and Times on May 27, 1972: Q: What do witches use on their hair?A. Scare spray. "Scare spray" (or…
“‘Follow the money’ is much wiser advice than ‘follow the science’”
"Follow the money" is an old saying, used in politics and in business. "Follow the science" became a popular catchphrase during the COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic. Many people…
“Some people like to relax with a glass of wine… And others prefer a bottle”
"Some people like to relax with a glass of wine... And others prefer a bottle" (or "Some people like to relax with a glass of wine... And others with a bottle") is a wine saying…
“You can pray all you want, but eventually David had to pick up a stone and act against Goliath”
"You can pray all you want, but eventually David had to pick up a stone and act against Goliath" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, positive action is needed to…
“It was supposed to be a fight against the pandemic to protect the people…”
"It was supposed to be a fight against the pandemic to protect the people. It became a fight against the people to protect the pandemic" has been said about the COVID-19 (coronavirus)…
“Vax passports do not stop the spread of a virus. They stop the spread of freedom”
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic sometimes resulted in vaccine passports, segregating out the unvaccinated. The vaccine passports received much criticism about the freedoms they denied to many…
“The media isn’t silent on child sex trafficking because of the children…”
"The media isn't silent on child sex trafficking because of the children, it's because of who the customers are" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "The…
“I’m proud of my job as a podium salesman. It’s a product I can stand behind”
Several jokes state that a podium is a product that a salesman can stand behind. However, you stand on a podium, and you stand behind a lectern. "It must really suck to be a podium salesman.…
“Technically, televised sports are game shows”
Televised sports have been compared to game shows. "not all game shows are sports. but all sports are game shows" was posted on Twitter by ethan on July 1, 2018. "All sports that are…
“If they don’t have party favors & alcohol at my funeral, I’m not going”
"If they don't have alcohol/beer/liquor at my funeral, I'm not going" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "If there isn’t beer at my funeral I’m…
“My grandfather was the best damn podium salesman. He always stood behind his product”
Several jokes state that a podium is a product that a salesman can stand behind. However, you stand on a podium, and you stand behind a lectern. "It must really suck to be a podium salesman.…