“Pickles are just goth cucumbers”
Cacti and pickles have both been called “goth cucumbers.”
“Cactus is just a giant goth cucumber” was posted on Twitter by B0regasmic on May 17, 2015. “A cactus is just a goth cucumber” was posted on Twitter by Apsara on October 17, 2016. “A cactus is just a goth cucumber” was posted on Twitter by Selt on October 20, 2017. “A cactus is just a goth cucumber #Fact” was posted on Twitter by Shawn M. Jansma on June 5, 2018.
“Cacti are just goth cucumbers” was posted on Twitter by JDB on May 26, 2017. “Cacti are just goth cucumbers” was posted on Twitter by 𝗖𝗿𝗮𝘆𝗼𝗻𝘀 on November 29, 2017. “Cacti are just goth cucumbers” was posted on Twitter by “not christina” on December 10, 2017. “Cacti are goth cucumbers” was posted on Reddit—Showerthoughts on December 13, 2017.
“Pickles are just goth cucumbers” was posted on Twitter by GOTY (Gay Of The Year) on September 28, 2015. “Pickles are just goth cucumbers” was posted on Twitter by ‘Cundo on June 28, 2018. “Pickles are just goth cucumbers” was posted on Twitter by The Notorious B.E.V. later on June 28, 2018. “pickles are just goth cucumbers” was posted on Twitter by ben gali☭ on February 8, 2021.
“Me: How much for the goth cucumber? Clerk: That’s a cactus” was posted on Twitter by Bewg on October 3, 2017.
“A cactus is a violent cucumber” and “A cactus is really just an aggressive cucumber” are related sayings. “Me: One slice of the goth lasagna, please. Cashier: That’s chocolate cake” is a similar saying.
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B0regasmic
@FuckenTr0uble
Cactus is just a giant goth cucumber
1:32 AM · May 17, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
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GOTY (Gay Of The Year)
@sportylikeatuna
Pickles are just goth cucumbers
6:12 PM · Sep 28, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
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Apsara
@ButtChinBaby
A cactus is just a goth cucumber @ Diyatha Uyana https://instagram.com/p/BLqcAgJA4pp/
7:54 AM · Oct 17, 2016 from Sri Lanka·Instagram
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JDB
@JDBooie
Cacti are just goth cucumbers.
5:58 PM · May 26, 2017·Twitter for iPhone
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Bewg
@bewgtweets
Me: How much for the goth cucumber?
Clerk: That’s a cactus…
12:00 PM · Oct 3, 2017·Twitter for iPhone
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suzie
@zooziee
Cactus…are just goth cucumbers.
That is all
2:05 AM · Oct 4, 2017·Twitter for Android
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Matthew
@CrowsFault
Goth Cucumber is my new name for cacti.
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Bewg
@bewgtweets
· Oct 3, 2017
Me: How much for the goth cucumber?
Clerk: That’s a cactus…
8:48 AM · Oct 4, 2017·Twitter for Android
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JayTrikhaPresents
@JayTPresents
Who called it a cactus and not a goth cucumber?
10:15 AM · Oct 4, 2017·Twitter Web Client
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Selt
@seltiva
A cactus is just a goth cucumber
5:14 PM · Oct 20, 2017 from Kansas, USA·Twitter for iPhone
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𝗖𝗿𝗮𝘆𝗼𝗻𝘀
@InPhoenixFire_
Cacti are just goth cucumbers.
6:36 AM · Nov 29, 2017·Twitter for iPhone
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not christina
@notreallycmb
Cacti are just goth cucumbers
3:29 PM · Dec 10, 2017·Twitter for iPhone
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RanaR
@nivranar_
“a cactus is basically a goth cucumber”
3:44 AM · Dec 11, 2017·Twitter for iPhone
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Maddy Humphreys
@maddy_humphreys
a cactus IS a goth cucumber
10:50 PM · Dec 11, 2017·Twitter for iPhone
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the spoon :c)
@abbyforker
a goth cucumber is just a cactus
4:00 PM · Jan 25, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
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Shawn M. Jansma
@PT_Shawn
A cactus is just a goth cucumber
#Fact
9:35 PM · Jun 5, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
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‘Cundo
@FacundoXXII
Pickles are just goth cucumbers
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BRYONY
@bryonybriscoe
· Jun 28, 2018
Moths are just goth butterflies
1:17 PM · Jun 28, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
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The Notorious B.E.V.
@blade_funner
Pickles are just goth cucumbers.
10:11 PM · Jun 28, 2018·Twitter for Android
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marcelle
@cactusbitchh
cacti are just goth cucumbers
12:29 PM · Feb 7, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
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ℕ𝔸𝕌𝕋 𐂂
@naut4prophet
cactus = goth cucumber
2:25 AM · Apr 21, 2019·Twitter Web App
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RealKiwiHours
@rebelneptune
Cacti are just goth cucumbers
6:12 AM · Apr 13, 2020·Twitter for Android
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a robin in your house
@roboxified
Cactii are Goth cucumbers
2:11 PM · Apr 13, 2020·Twitter for Android
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Jez
@JezCorden
A cactus is just a goth cucumber
11:48 PM · Jun 1, 2020·Twitter for Android
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Matty O’Dubhaigan
@RuggedlyHndsme
Cacti are just goth cucumbers. Change my—- actually don’t change my mind, because you won’t be able to.
9:34 AM · Dec 26, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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ben gali☭
@ciggarettebutt
pickles are just goth cucumbers
11:44 AM · Feb 8, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/userxblade December 13, 2021
Cacti are goth cucumbers.
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Shadoru Padoru (Raven Demon PNGTuber)
@RoyalVibeShadow
A cactus is just a goth cucumber and none of you are ready to have that conversation
6:43 PM · Dec 13, 2021·Twitter Web App