“Prosecco is just Amateursecco that gets paid”
Prosecco is an Italian white wine, named after the village of Prosecco which is in the province of Trieste, Italy. There is no “Amateursecco” or “Antisecco,” but there are jokes.
“I really like this prosecco. Much better than the amateursecco I’ve had up until now” was posted on Twitter by Chonky Pixel on October 31, 2009. “Prosecco is the professional version of amateur-secco. #fb” was posted on Twitter by Maybelle on May 14, 2013. “Prosecco implies the existence of an amateur-secco” was posted on Twitter by gravel fan acct on September 15, 2019. “Prosecco implies the existence of Amateursecco” was posted on Twitter by LaytesAgain on December 24, 2019. “‘Prosecco’ implies the existence of ‘Amateursecco’” was posted on Twitter by Boujielais Nouveau on November 18, 2021.
“First crap joke of the new decade from Will: ‘there’s prosecco and antisecco’” was posted on Twitter by ben on December 31, 2009. “If you really hate the flavor of prosecco, would you say that makes you antisecco? And can you be prosecco and antipasto at the same time?” was posted on Twitter by Chris Peloso on April 10, 2014. “The name ‘prosecco’ suggests the existence of a substance called antisecco’” was posted on Twitter by “Halfdan carved these tweets” on December 4, 2018. “prosecco implies the existence of an antisecco” was posted on Twitter by Calves Krampus on September 8, 2019. “Prosecco implies the existence of Antisecco” was posted on Twitter by perro fiel on December 9, 2020.
“Prosecco is just amateursecco that gets paid” was posted on Twitter by “He Called Me Grinchhorn” on December 17, 2019. “Prosecco is just amateur secco that got a contract” was posted on Twitter by “the Real Clem Shady” on July 1, 2021.
Wikipedia: Prosecco
Prosecco (/prəˈsɛkoʊ, proʊ-/; Italian: [proˈsekko]) is an Italian DOC or DOCG white wine produced in a large area spanning nine provinces in the Veneto and Friuli Venezia Giulia regions, and named after the village of Prosecco which is in the province of Trieste, Italy. It is made from the Prosecco grape (renamed Glera in 2009 within the European Union) but denomination rules allow up to 15% of the wine to be other permitted varieties.
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Chonky Pixel
@Tequila_Ben
I really like this prosecco. Much better than the amateursecco I’ve had up until now.
6:53 PM · Oct 31, 2009·Twitter Web Client
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ben
@bneller
First crap joke of the new decade from Will: “there’s prosecco and antisecco”
8:29 PM · Dec 31, 2009·Twitter Web Client
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Mr Doctor What
@MrDoctorWhat
Prosecco.So much tastier than the amateur secco.
6:00 PM · Sep 17, 2012·Twitter Web Client
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Maybelle
@maybellem
Prosecco is the professional version of amateur-secco. #fb
3:27 PM · May 14, 2013·Twitter for iPhone
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Chris Peloso
@superluminal
If you really hate the flavor of prosecco, would you say that makes you antisecco? And can you be prosecco and antipasto at the same time?
12:10 PM · Apr 10, 2014·Twitter for iPhone
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Halfdan carved these tweets
@DanAboutT0wn
The name “prosecco” suggests the existence of a substance called “antisecco”...
12:38 PM · Dec 4, 2018·Twitter for Android
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Brémond
@bremond__
Amateursecco is a flat #prosecco
8:24 AM · Jan 12, 2019 from Hackney, London·Twitter for iPhone
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Matt Westcott
@gasmanic
Replying to @griffinkate and @duncanparkes
Presumably the opposite of prosecco is antisecco.
8:49 AM · Apr 2, 2019·Twitter Web Client
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Calves Krampus
@amcnal
prosecco implies the existence of an antisecco
6:28 PM · Sep 8, 2019·Twitter Web App
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gravel fan acct
@g00dshit2
Prosecco implies the existence of an amateur-secco
11:08 AM · Sep 15, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
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shmekie
@shmekie
prosecco implies the existence of minorleaguesecco
7:48 PM · Oct 28, 2019·Twitter Web App
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He Called Me Grinchhorn
@WhatsAGreenhorn
Prosecco is just amateursecco that gets paid
11:17 PM · Dec 17, 2019·Twitter for Android
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LaytesAgain
@LaytesAgain
Prosecco implies the existence of Amateursecco this is a Christmas tweet. Christmas implies the existence of Christnomas this is a Feliz Navidad tweet.
THANK YOU
5:02 PM · Dec 24, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
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Michael Matlock Posting Their Ws
@keyofw
The existence of prosecco implies that somewhere there is an antisecco
11:29 PM · Oct 17, 2020·Twitter Web App
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phoebe Bat
@haeliios
prosecco implies the existence of antisecco
1:22 PM · Oct 19, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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perro fiel
@Lovehoundess
Prosecco implies the existence of Antisecco
2:31 PM · Dec 9, 2020·Twitter Web App
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kie
@kieransofar
prosecco implies the existence of amateursecco
12:28 PM · Dec 19, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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James Mason Koala
@DrJamesDoes
The existence of prosecco implies the existence of amateursecco, or antisecco
2:39 PM · Dec 24, 2020·Twitter for Android
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㎭ big little brother energy
@js_thrill
One last one for 2020:
The existence of Prosecco implies the existence of *amateur* secco
11:51 PM · Dec 31, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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Batcat
@BatcatZA
Prosecco implies the existence of amateursecco.
3:32 PM · Jan 4, 2021·Twitter Web App
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Dr. Santa Doo-Doo Butt, B.M.
@NafinStabs
Replying to @rellortnocon
The existence of Prosecco implies the existence of amateursecco
11:43 AM · Jan 16, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
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yeet pray love
@shestheman
Prosecco implies the existence of an antisecco
12:55 PM · Jan 20, 2021 from San Francisco, CA·Twitter for iPhone
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Babblin’ Brooke
@babblinbrooke4
Prosecco implies amateursecco.
4:32 PM · Feb 16, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
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Speex
@speexvocon
Prosecco implies the existence of an amateur secco
1:27 AM · Mar 6, 2021·Twitter Web App
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the Real Clem Shady
@cpsemple
Prosecco is just amateur secco that got a contract.
9:15 PM · Jul 1, 2021·Twitter Web App
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Conor McCahill
@consmcchill
Prosecco implies the existence of amatuersecco
10:14 AM · Jul 3, 2021·Twitter for Android
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Adam Singer
@AdamSinger
Prosecco implies the existence of a lesser, amateur secco
12:13 PM · Jul 3, 2021·Twitter for Android
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smellie
@0rganicmeme
the existence of prosecco implies the existence of amateur secco
1:30 PM · Nov 7, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
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Boujielais Nouveau
@Monro3Doctrine
“Prosecco” implies the existence of “Amateursecco”
1:45 PM · Nov 18, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
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Feliz Navidöm
@dom_hodgson
Prosecco implies the existence of amateursecco
5:10 PM · Dec 18, 2021·Twitter for Android