Cracker Barrel Philosopher
The "cracker barrel" (or "cracker-barrel") is a barrel containing crackers. "York Biscuit and Crackers in barrels and kegs" was printed in The Connecticut Courant…
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Cracker Barrel Humor
The "cracker barrel" (or "cracker-barrel") is a barrel containing crackers. "York Biscuit and Crackers in barrels and kegs" was printed in The Connecticut Courant…
“Hot sauce is just angry ketchup”
Hot sauce is often compared to ketchup. "hot sauce is spicy ketchup lol" was posted on Twitter by Theo on July 19, 2011. "Hot sauce is spicy Ketchup" was posted on Twitter by…
“What do you call a laughing jar of mayonnaise?”/“LMAYO.”
"LMAO" (Laughing My Ass Off) has nothing to do with mayonnaise ("mayo") or "LMAYO," but there are jokes. "LMAYO" has been printed on many images. "what…
“What’s the difference between a lawyer and a duck?” (lawyer joke)
A lawyer joke was posted on the newsgroup wpg.general on February 3, 2005: Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a duck?A: Occasionally a duck will stick its bill up its ass. Google…
“What do you call funny mayonnaise?”/“LMAYO.”
"LMAO" (Laughing My Ass Off) has nothing to do with mayonnaise ("mayo") or "LMAYO," but there are jokes. "LMAYO" has been printed on many images. "what…
Cracker Barrel Philosophy
The "cracker barrel" (or "cracker-barrel") is a barrel containing crackers. "York Biscuit and Crackers in barrels and kegs" was printed in The Connecticut Courant…
“Heaven is an American salary, a Chinese cook, an English house, and a Japanese wife”
"Little United Nations riddle, hot-foot from the delegates' lounge as the weary diplomats wend their way to points east: how is it possible to have (a) the best and (b) the worst of…
“Art is how we decorate space. Music is how we decorate time”
"Art is how we decorate space. Music is how we decorate time" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "There's nothing so sublime as Jeff Buckley covering an Alex…
“Anarchy doesn’t mean out of control. It means out of their control”
"Anarchy doesn't mean out of control. It means out of their control" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Living by Life: Some Bioregional Theory and…
“Music is how we decorate time”
"Art is how we decorate space. Music is how we decorate time" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "There's nothing so sublime as Jeff Buckley covering an Alex…
“Roses are red, violets are blue, taxation is theft, and tariffs are, too”
"Roses are red. Violets are blue. Taxation is theft..." is a "Roses are red" poem variation that has been printed on many images. "Roses are red/ Violets are blue/ Taxation…
“What happened when the two bullets got married?”/“They had a BB.”
A riddle about bullets is: Q: What happened when the two bullets got married?A: They had a BB. "BB" sounds like "baby." The joke has been cited in print since at least 1972.…
“Lobster is just a vehicle for butter”
Many people believe that lobster is rubbery and flavorless, but is actually an excuse for eating butter. "Had the first lobster of my life on Wednesday. Lobster = vehicle for butter. Am I…
“Lo mein is just Chinese spaghetti”
Lo mein is often compared to spaghetti. "Lo Mein is Chinese spaghetti" was posted on Twitter by The Howell Report on March 5, 2009. "in my opinion, lo mein is chinese spaghetti. idc…
“What do you call a funny jar of mayonnaise?”/“LMAYO.”
"LMAO" (Laughing My Ass Off) has nothing to do with mayonnaise ("mayo") or "LMAYO," but there are jokes. "LMAYO" has been printed on many images. "what…
“Spaghetti is just Italian lo mein”
Lo mein is often compared to spaghetti. "Lo Mein is Chinese spaghetti" was posted on Twitter by The Howell Report on March 5, 2009. "in my opinion, lo mein is chinese spaghetti. idc…
“You will be happier if you will give people a bit of your heart rather than a piece of your mind”
"Our days are happier when we give people a bit of our heart rather than a piece of our mind" is an inspirational saying that has been printed on many images. "You will be happier if…
“Snails are just a vehicle for garlic and butter”
Many people believe that snails don't taste that great, but are merely an excuse for eating garlic and butter. "Often think snails are overrated. Vehicle for butter and garlic. Chewy like…
“Roses are red. Violets are blue. Taxation is theft. The state’s robbing you”
"Roses are red. Violets are blue. Taxation is theft..." is a "Roses are red" poem variation that has been printed on many images. "Roses are red/ Violets are blue/ Taxation…