CrapChute (BitChute nickname)
BitChute is a video hosting service, similar to YouTube. BitChute is often slow (or down completely), and some have called it "CrapChute" (similar to "crapshoot").…
Archive for 02/2021
“Risotto is Italian porridge”
Risotto has been compared to porridge. "Risotto is the Italian version of rice porridge" was posted on Twitter by Uei Lam on September 8, 2009. "risotto is italian porridge" was…
“A Covid nurse asked me if I’ve had a sudden loss of taste. I told her I always dress like this”
The 2020 COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic had infected people suffer a loss of taste. "For the COVID screening, they asked if I had experienced a sudden loss of taste. 'No, I’ve been…
“Orzo is pasta masquerading as rice. Risotto is rice masquerading as pasta”
Many people get confused between orzo and risotto, and they wonder what dish is pasta and what is rice. "risotto is made with rice. orzo is a type of pasta about the size of rice" was…
“Risotto is the most pasta-like rice. Orzo is the most rice-like pasta”
Many people get confused between orzo and risotto, and they wonder what dish is pasta and what is rice. "risotto is made with rice. orzo is a type of pasta about the size of rice" was…
“You come from dust, you return to dust. That’s why I don’t dust. It could be someone I know”
"You come from dust, and you will return to dust. That's why I don't dust. It could be someone I know!" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The original…
“My bedroom light just went out. I have no idea where it’s going”
"My bedroom light just went out. I have no idea where it's going" was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on March 25, 2020. The joke is that the light "went out" (dark), but the…
“If more government is the answer, then it was a really stupid question”
"If government is the answer, it was a stupid question" is an anti-government saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown. "If more government is the answer,…
“My kitchen light just went out. I have no idea where it’s going”
"My bedroom light just went out. I have no idea where it's going" was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on March 25, 2020. The joke is that the light "went out" (dark), but the…
“My bathroom light just went out. I wonder where it’s going”
"My bedroom light just went out. I have no idea where it's going" was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on March 25, 2020. The joke is that the light "went out" (dark), but the…
“Popcorn is just a vehicle for eating butter”
Many people like lots of butter on their popcorn. "@Lybbe you are right about the popcorn but to me, it's just a vehicle for eating butter and parmaesan cheese" was posted on Twitter…
“Popcorn is just a vehicle for butter and salt”
Many people like lots of butter on their popcorn. "@Lybbe you are right about the popcorn but to me, it's just a vehicle for eating butter and parmaesan cheese" was posted on Twitter…
“I’m in a good place right now. Not emotionally. I’m just at the liquor store”
"I'm in a good place right now. Not emotionally. I'm just at the liquor store" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I'm in a good place right…
“A Nestle Crunch bar is beans and rice”
A Nestle Crunch bar is made of milk chocolate and crisped rice. Chocolate is made from cocoa beans. "A Nestle Crunch bar is beans and rice" was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on…
“What’s a chicken’s favorite vegetable?”/“Bok bok bok choy.”
A bok choy riddle was posted on Twitter by Denis Patrol on December 10, 2009: Q: What's a chicken's favorite vegetable?A: Bok bok bok choy. "Q: What kind of greens do chickens eat?…
“Last month, I cut my energy bill in half. Didn’t work, though. I still had to pay the full amount”
Many people try to cut what they have to pay in half, but cutting bills in half doesn't work. "Last month I cut my energy bill in half.Didn't work though.I still had to pay the full…
“I’m in a bad place right now. Not mentally. I’m just at work”
"I'm in a bad place right now. Not mentally. Just [X]" is a meme that has been printed on many images. "In a bad place right now. Not emotionally, just at work..." was…
“I’m in a bad place right now. Not mentally. Just New York”
"I'm in a bad place right now. Not mentally. Just [X]" is a meme that has been printed on many images. "In a bad place right now. Not emotionally, just at work..." was…
“Popcorn is a steamed vegetable”
"Popcorn is a steamed vegetable" was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on February 3, 2021. Corn is a vegetable, and corn kernels are heated to make popcorn. However, no one seriously…
“I’m in a bad place right now. Not emotionally. I’m just at work”
"I'm in a bad place right now. Not mentally. Just [X]" is a meme that has been printed on many images. "In a bad place right now. Not emotionally, just at work..." was…