"Roses are red. Violets are blue. Taxation is theft..." is a "Roses are red" poem variation that has been printed on many images. "Roses are red/ Violets are blue/ Taxation…
"There is no greater disease than fear; and there is no greater threat than those who weaponize it against us" was posted on Facebook by Gavin Nascimento on August 29, 2020. "Artist…
"Social media" is not always social. "It might be called social media but all I do is share memes and ignore people" was posted on Facebook by Premium Vibes on January 7, 2021.…
"Can’t believe they let just anyone make babies but you gotta have a license to fucking fish" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The actor Keanu Reeves said in the…
"Can’t believe they let just anyone make babies but you gotta have a license to fucking fish" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The actor Keanu Reeves said in the…
"Recently my Dad's been suffering from seizures. So far they've taken his car, his house and his boat" was posted on Twitter by Gary Delaney on February 8, 2017. The joke is…
"If they can't kill you, they will try and kill your credibility" was posted on Twitter by PlRATES | ☠ | on January 8, 2012. Authorship of the saying is uncertain. "This is…
"My sex life is like COVID-19, I don't have COVID-19" was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on November 3, 2020. That is, the speaker has no sex life. "My sex life is like COVID-19, I…
"Repubicans are red, Democrats are blue, neither one (of them) gives a damn/fuck/shit about you" is a political version of the "Roses Are Red" poem that has been printed on many…
"Repubicans are red, Democrats are blue, neither one (of them) gives a damn/fuck/shit about you" is a political version of the "Roses Are Red" poem that has been printed on many…
Knishes have been compared to Hot Pockets. "'It’s like a kosher hot pocket.' - Anthony Bourdain (via walpaper) knish? http://tumblr.com/x795nrsly" was posted on Twitter by…
Knishes have been compared to Hot Pockets. "'It’s like a kosher hot pocket.' - Anthony Bourdain (via walpaper) knish? http://tumblr.com/x795nrsly" was posted on Twitter by…
Risotto has been compared to porridge. "Risotto is the Italian version of rice porridge" was posted on Twitter by Uei Lam on September 8, 2009. "risotto is italian porridge" was…
"I will bring you down to Chinatown!" is what actor Robert De Niro said to Ben Stiller in the film comedy Meet the Parents (2000). De Niro meant that he would rough Stiller up (maybe with…
Homework at school is often compared to unpaid overtime at a job. "Homework is the reason i hate school. It's like unpaid overtime" was posted on Twitter by Sam Ficco on September 1,…
Homework at school is often compared to unpaid overtime at a job. "Homework is the reason i hate school. It's like unpaid overtime" was posted on Twitter by Sam Ficco on September 1,…
Risotto has been compared to porridge. "Risotto is the Italian version of rice porridge" was posted on Twitter by Uei Lam on September 8, 2009. "risotto is italian porridge" was…
Risotto has been compared to porridge. "Risotto is the Italian version of rice porridge" was posted on Twitter by Uei Lam on September 8, 2009. "risotto is italian porridge" was…
"Repubicans are red, Democrats are blue, neither one (of them) gives a damn/fuck/shit about you" is a political version of the "Roses Are Red" poem that has been printed on many…
"We trade real labor for fake money to pay fraudulent taxes on stuff we don't own" was printed in the blog A Moment With M.O.M. on January 16, 2007. "It seems to me that those…