“I got hired today at the comb factory. It’s just part time”
The following joke about working part-time was posted on Facebook by Katy Haseley to Home Groan Puns on February 24, 2023: "I got hired today at the comb factory. It’s just part time."…
“I got kicked out of the hospital after telling the coronavirus infected patients to stay positive”
"Stay positive" usually means to stay optimistic, but for a Covid test to "stay positive" means that the person still has the disease. The original authorship of a popular…
“I got mood poisoning at work. It must be something I hate”
"I got mood poisoning. Must have been something I hate" (or "I got mood poisoning at work. It must be something I hate") -- a pun on "food poisoning" and…
“I got mood poisoning. Must have been something I hate”
"I got mood poisoning. Must have been something I hate" (or "I got mood poisoning at work. It must be something I hate") -- a pun on "food poisoning" and…
“I got so much procrastinating done today”
"I got so much procrastinating done today" is a jocular work saying that has been printed on many images. "Got up early so I could get more procrastinating done today. Only managed…
“I had a dream that I was a mechanic who fixed wrecked cars. It was an auto body experience”
"Auto body experience" is a pun on "out-of-body-experience," and there are many jokes. "Did you hear about the clairvoyant who repaired his fender bender? He had an auto…
“I had a life…but my job ate it”
"I had a life...but my job ate it" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many bumper stickers. "Bumper sticker of the day: I had a life but my job ate it" was posted to…
“I had a lot of stuff to do today. Now I have a lot of stuff to do tomorrow”
"I had a lot of stuff to do today. Now I have a lot of stuff to do tomorrow" is a jocular saying about procrastination that has been printed on many images. "I had a lot of stuff to…
“I had a thought, but unfortunately I had a second thought…” (joke)
"I had a thought, but unfortunately I had a second thought. They ricocheted off each other and I can't find either anymore" (or "I had a thought, but unfortunately I had another…
“I had a thought, but unfortunately I had another thought…” (joke)
"I had a thought, but unfortunately I had a second thought. They ricocheted off each other and I can't find either anymore" (or "I had a thought, but unfortunately I had another…
“I had my patience tested. I’m negative”
"I had my patience tested. I'm negative" -- that is, the speaker has no patience -- is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter by Dumb…
“I had the rudest, slowest, nastiest cashier today. It’s my own fault for using the self checkout”
People sometimes get rude cashiers at stores. This was posted on Facebook by Jim Shaver on December 3, 2020: "I had the rudest, slowest, nastiest cashier today. I guess it's my own fault…
“I had to use a store discount card to scrape the ice from the car windscreen, but only got 10% off”
Many people use a credit/discount card to scrape off ice from a car windshield. "RT @Noot54: Damn cold this morning! Had to use store discount card to scrape the ice from the car windscreen,…
“I hate it when TV shows say they contain ‘adult situations’ but then don’t show anyone going to work, paying their bills…”
"I hate it when TV shows say they contain 'adult situations' but then don't show anyone going to work, paying their bills or cleaning up after their kids" is a saying that…
“I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and half of Fridays”
"I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and half of Fridays" -- basically, most of a regular work week -- is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on several images.…
“I hate my job, but it pays for my alcohol. And I need alcohol, because I hate my job”
"I hate my job, but it pays for my alcohol. And I need alcohol, because I hate my job" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "@Erroneous_Me: I hate my job, but it…
“I hate peer pressure and so should you”
"I hate peer pressure and you should, too" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I hate peer pressure...and you should too!" was posted on Reddit -- Jokes…
“I hate peer pressure and you should, too”
"I hate peer pressure and you should, too" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I hate peer pressure...and you should too!" was posted on Reddit -- Jokes…
“I hate pending payments. Just take it already so I can start my healing process”
"I hate pending payments. Just take it already so I can start my healing process" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "I hate pending payments. Just take that shit…
“I hate pending payments. Just take that shit so I can start my healing process”
"I hate pending payments. Just take it already so I can start my healing process" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "I hate pending payments. Just take that shit…