“You ever had a really long week and then realize it’s Wednesday?”
"Ever had a really long week and then realize it's (just/only) Tuesday/Wednesday/Thursday?" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying often applies to…
“You ever looked at taxes on your paycheck and try to figure out when the government worked those 40 hours with you”
"Me & my paycheck trying to figure out when the government worked half of my shift" -- that is, the government took taxes from the paycheck -- is a saying that has been printed on…
“You ever looked at the taxes on your check and tryna figure out when the government worked them 40 hours with you”
"Me & my paycheck trying to figure out when the government worked half of my shift" -- that is, the government took taxes from the paycheck -- is a saying that has been printed on…
“You found out the world doesn’t revolve around you. Let me pour you a tall glass of get over it”
"I’m sorry you’re mad because you just found out the world doesn’t revolve around you. Here, let me pour you a tall glass of get over it" is a saying that has been printed on…
“You Gotta Have Park” (Central Park Conservancy)
"You Gotta Have Park" is the long-running pledge theme of the Central Park Conservancy, an organization that seeks to maintain Central Park. Actually, the song was "You Gotta Have…
“You had one job” (meme)
"You had one job" is a caption frequently given on many images showing obvious fails. There is a website of these images, titled "You Had One Job! Job related fails even kids can get…
“You hate your job? There’s a support group that meets at the bar”
American actor and comedian Drew Carey is credited with the line: "Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and…
“You have been assigned this mountain to show others it can be moved”
"You have been assigned this mountain to show others (that) it can be moved" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is all about challenges…
“You have been assigned this mountain to show others that it can be moved”
"You have been assigned this mountain to show others (that) it can be moved" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is all about challenges…
“You have three choices: Give up, give in, or give it all you’ve got”
"You have three choices: Give up, give in, or give it all you've got" has been printed on many posters. "You have 3 choices in anything, give in, give up or give it all you’ve…
“You have to kiss a lot of frogs to find a prince” (proverb)
The Frog Prince fairy tale story by the Brother Grimm has, in some versions, the princess kiss a frog, turning it into a handsome prince. "You have kiss a lot of frogs/toads before you meet a…
“You have to put off being young until you can retire”
"You have to put off being young until you can retire" --- that is, when you have money -- is a retirement saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has been cited in print…
“You killing yourself for a job that would replace your ass within a week if you dropped dead. Take care of yourself”
"You're killing yourself for a job that would replace you within a week if you dropped dead. Take care of yourself" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying means…
“You know you’re getting old when everything hurts, and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t work”
"You know you're getting old when everything hurts, and what doesn't hurt doesn't work" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "They never ask a…
“You know you’re getting older when you get excited about a new Costco opening close to home”
Costco is a chain of membership-only big-box warehouse club retail stores. Many people buy in buy in bulk at Costco, and it's a favorite of families. A joke is that you know you're an…
“You know you’re lazy when you get excited about cancelled plans”
"You know you're lazy when you get excited about cancelled plans" is a one-line saying about laziness that has been printed on many images. "You know you’re lazy when you get…
“You know your life is boring when you only wear work clothes and bed clothes”
"You know your life is boring when you only wear work clothes and bed clothes" is a saying that has been printed on many images. “You know your life is boring when you only wear work…
“You manage things; you lead people”
"You manage things; you lead people" has been credited to Rear Admiral Grace Hopper (1906-1992). In a 1982 navy magazine, she was quoted: "We manage things. We lead people."…
“You may test that assumption at your convenience”
"Test that assumption at your earliest convenience" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is considered a polite way of saying "fuck around and find…
“You may test that assumption at your earliest convenience”
"Test that assumption at your earliest convenience" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is considered a polite way of saying "fuck around and find…