“Vision without execution is hallucination”
"Vision without execution is a hallucination" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown, but the saying became popular in the 1990s and credits to American…
“Wake up determined—go to bed satisfied”
"Wake up with determination -- go to bed with satisfaction" (or "wake up determined -- go to bed satisfied") is a saying that has been printed on many posters. George Latimer…
“Wake up on Monday and start your day with a lot of awesomeness and you will get happiness back”
"Wake up on Monday and start your day with a lot of awesomeness and you will get happiness back" is a Monday motivational saying that has been printed on many images. Monday is the…
“Wake up. Kick ass. Be kind. Repeat”
"Wake up. Kick ass. Repeat" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. "Wake Up, Kick ass, Repeat = WUKAR. Live it!" was posted on Twitter by Rev Big Ring on…
“Wake up. Kick ass. Repeat”
"Wake up. Kick ass. Repeat" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. "Wake Up, Kick ass, Repeat = WUKAR. Live it!" was posted on Twitter by Rev Big Ring on…
“Walmart is a little piece of Florida in every state”
The state of Florida and the store Walmart both have reputations for some crazy people. "Every Walmart is like a little piece of Florida. lol" was posted on Twitter by One Hawaiian Punch…
“Walmart will be closed Christmas Day so both cashiers can be with their families”
Walmart (an American multinational retail corporation) has often been criticized for not staffing enough cashiers. "Wal-Mart will close on Christmas so both cashiers can spend time with their…
“Walmart will be closed on Thanksgiving so self-checkout cashiers can be with their families”
Walmart (an American multinational retail corporation) has many self-checkouts. "Walmart will be closed on Thanksgiving so self-checkout cashiers can be with their families" is a jocular…
“Warehouse: somebody who turns into a house when the full moon is out”
A warehouse has nothing to do with a werewolf, but there are jokes. "When the full moon comes out does a werewolf's house turn into a warehouse?" was posted on Facebook by Joey…
“WARNING: To avoid injury, don’t tell me how to do my job”
"WARNING: To avoid (serious) injury, don't tell me how to do my job" (or "DANGER: Avoid serious injury. Don't tell me how to do my job") is a jocular saying that ha…
“WARNING: To avoid serious injury, don’t tell me how to do my job”
"WARNING: To avoid (serious) injury, don't tell me how to do my job" (or "DANGER: Avoid serious injury. Don't tell me how to do my job") is a jocular saying that ha…
“WARNING! Children left unattended will be sold to the circus”
"WARNING! Children let unattended will be sold to the circus" is a jocular warning that has been printed on many signs. The sign reminds parents to look after their children. "At a…
“Was going to make a joke about my paycheck. Turns out I have insufficient puns”
"Was going to make a joke about my paycheck. Turns out I have insufficient puns" -- a pun on "insufficient funds" -- was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on March 21, 2016. The joke…
“Watch repairmen always get to work on time”
Who always gets to work on time? A pun was posted on Twitter on June 8, 2011: "Watch repairmen always get to work on time." TwitterIB @MagnumXIIRT @rodney_at_large: Watch repairmen…
“Waxing your bikini line shouldn’t cost a brazilian dollars”
"Brazilian" (from Brazil) sounds like a large number (billion + gazillion). Several "Brazilian dollars" jokes involve Brazilian waxing, a bikini waxing style invented by the J.…
“Way to Shop” (Macy’s)
Macy's department store uses "way to shop" as its new slogan. http://www.macys.com/index.ognc (Trademark)Word Mark WAY TO SHOP Goods and Services IC 035. US 100 101 102. G & S:…
“We always go the extra mile because we missed the last exit”
To "go the extra mile" is an idiom meaning to give an extra effort. "Extra mile" usually is not meant literally, but there are jokes. "I don't always go the extra…
“We are all a little broken. But last time I checked, broken crayons still color the same”
"Broken crayons still color" is an inspirational saying that has been printed on many images. The saying means that even imperfect people can contribute something. "Broken crayons…
“We are all feminine products”
"Not all of us are feminine products" -- probably meaning "douchebag" -- was posted on Twitter on May 7, 2011. "In one sense we are ALL feminine products....no?" was…
“We are all MAD* here” (*MAD—Making A Difference)
"We are all MAD* here" (*MAD -- Making A Difference) is a saying that has been printed on several images. "We’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad" is from Lewis…