“Your Neighborhood Store And So Much More” (Key Food)
Key Food was founded in 1937 and is headquartered on Staten Island. "Your Neighborhood Store And So Much More" is its slogan, apparently not trademarked.…
“Your pay raise becomes effective when you do”
"Note left in employe's pay envelope; 'Your pay raise becomes effective when you do'" was cited in a 1967 newspaper. The origin is unknown. "Your pay raise becomes…
“Your salary is the bribe they give you to forget your dreams”
"Your salary is the bribe they give you to forget your dreams" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying encourages someone to break free of an unexciting job and to…
“Your value does not decrease based on someone’s inability to see your worth”
"Your value does not decrease based on someone's inability to see your worth" is a saying that has been printed on many posters and an ecard. The saying was cited on Twitter on…
“Your vibe attracts your tribe”
"Your vibe attracts your tribe" -- what you do attracts your friends and colleagues -- is a saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is uncertain. "Your vibe attracts…
“Zoot (noun): when you toot on a zoom call”
"ZOOT (NOUN): WHEN YOU TOOT ON A ZOOM CALL" was posted on Twitter by El Arroyo (an image is shown of the message on the restaurant's sign) on April 19, 2020. That is, when…
“A guy tried to sell me a coffin today. I told him that’s the last thing I need”
The expression "that's the last thing I'll need" usually means that the person has no need for that thing. Jokes about a coffin take the "last thing" literally.…
“It’s the start of a brand new week, and I’m off like a herd of turtles”
"It's the start of a brand new day, and I'm off like a herd of turtles" is a saying that has been printed on many images A herd of turtles moves slowly. The saying is often used…
“Life is like a teaspoon… I don’t know what this means, but I just feel like a motivational speaker”
A motivational speaker often says the phase "Life is like a ...," and this has led to many jocular formations of compounded nonsense sayings. The sayings/proverbs appear to be African,…
“Someone tried to sell me a coffin today. I told him that’s the last thing I need”
The expression "that's the last thing I'll need" usually means that the person has no need for that thing. Jokes about a coffin take the "last thing" literally.…
“The first million people to send me $1.00 will get a copy of my guide on how to become a millionaire using social media”
"The first million people to send me $1.00 will get a copy of my guide on how to become a millionaire using Facebook" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "The…
“The first million people to send me $1.00 will get a copy of my guide on how to become a millionaire using the internet”
"The first million people to send me $1.00 will get a copy of my guide on how to become a millionaire using Facebook" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "The…
“The first million people to send me $1.00 will get a copy of my guide on how to become a millionaire using Twitter”
"The first million people to send me $1.00 will get a copy of my guide on how to become a millionaire using Facebook" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "The…
“We interrupt your happiness to bring you Monday. Your regularly scheduled happiness will resume on Friday”
"We interrupt your happiness (and positivity) to bring you Monday (morning). Your regularly scheduled happiness (and positivity) will resume on Friday" is a saying that has been printed…
“Whoever said ‘Staying at home saves you money’ has clearly never heard of Deliveroo”
Staying home used to save money, but now there is online shopping. "everyone always says staying at home saves you money but me? I’m going to online shop 🤦🏾♀️" was posted…
“Whoever said ‘Staying at home saves you money’ has clearly never heard of DoorDash”
Staying home used to save money, but now there is online shopping. "everyone always says staying at home saves you money but me? I’m going to online shop 🤦🏾♀️" was posted…
“Whoever said ‘Staying at home saves you money’ has clearly never heard of online shopping”
Staying home used to save money, but now there is online shopping. "everyone always says staying at home saves you money but me? I’m going to online shop 🤦🏾♀️" was posted…
“Whoever said ‘Staying at home saves you money’ has clearly never heard of Shein”
Staying home used to save money, but now there is online shopping. "everyone always says staying at home saves you money but me? I’m going to online shop 🤦🏾♀️" was posted…
20-20-20 Rule (for eyes)
The "20-20-20 rule" for relieving eye strain (often caused by extended computer use) is that after 20 minutes, take a 20-second break and look at objects at least 20 feet away. The…
Acquikill (acquire + kill)
"Acquibill" (acquire/acquisition + kill) is a term used among tech startups. A larger company might not like the competition, so it acquires the startup and then kills its product.…