“Unless you’re music, I don’t wanna listen to you in the morning”
"Unless you're music, I don't want to listen to you in the morning" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many people want music -- not stress -- in the morning.…
“Unless you’re music, I don’t want to listen to you in the morning”
"Unless you're music, I don't want to listen to you in the morning" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many people want music -- not stress -- in the morning.…
“Until you cross the bridge of your insecurities, you can’t begin to explore your possibilities”
"Until you cross the bridge of your insecurities, you can't begin to explore your possibilities" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. American author and…
“Until you work food or retail, you will never understand the level of stupid that exists in this world”
"Until you work in food or retail, you have no idea the level of stupid that exists in the world" (or "Until you work food or retail, you will never understand the level of stupid…
“Until you work in corporate, you will never understand the level of stupid that exists in the world”
"Until you work in food or retail, you have no idea the level of stupid that exists in the world" (or "Until you work food or retail, you will never understand the level of stupid…
“Until you work in food or retail, you have no idea the level of stupid that exists in the world”
"Until you work in food or retail, you have no idea the level of stupid that exists in the world" (or "Until you work food or retail, you will never understand the level of stupid…
“ur telling me a flea runs this market”
A flea market is not run by a flea, but there are jokes. "ur telling me a flea runs this market" was posted on X/Twitter by MilfLover69 on March 16, 2019, and this received over 199,000…
“USPS Tracking: 1. We’re not sure it exists. 2. It’s arrived.”
The United States Postal Service's tracking system is, perhaps, not the best, and a joke has a parcel being tracked at the extremes. "USPS Tracking: 1. We're not sure it exists. 2.…
“Vacations are easy to plan — your boss tells you when, and your wife tells you where”
"Vacations are easy to plan — your boss tells you when, and your wife tells you where" is an old office joke. "VACATION: A period which your boss tells you when to take and your…
“Verizon is a combination of vertical and horizontal”
Verizon is the name of a communications company that was formed in 2000 from a merger of Bell Atlantic and GTE. According to its press release of April 3, 2000: "The word Verizon (pronounced…
“Vision without action is a daydream. Action without vision is a nightmare”
"Vision without action is a daydream; action without vision is a nightmare" is a business saying that has been printed on many images. "Vision without action is a dream" was…
“Vision without execution is hallucination”
"Vision without execution is a hallucination" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown, but the saying became popular in the 1990s and credits to American…
“Wake up determined—go to bed satisfied”
"Wake up with determination -- go to bed with satisfaction" (or "wake up determined -- go to bed satisfied") is a saying that has been printed on many posters. George Latimer…
“Wake up on Monday and start your day with a lot of awesomeness and you will get happiness back”
"Wake up on Monday and start your day with a lot of awesomeness and you will get happiness back" is a Monday motivational saying that has been printed on many images. Monday is the…
“Wake up. Kick ass. Be kind. Repeat”
"Wake up. Kick ass. Repeat" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. "Wake Up, Kick ass, Repeat = WUKAR. Live it!" was posted on Twitter by Rev Big Ring on…
“Wake up. Kick ass. Repeat”
"Wake up. Kick ass. Repeat" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. "Wake Up, Kick ass, Repeat = WUKAR. Live it!" was posted on Twitter by Rev Big Ring on…
“Walmart is a little piece of Florida in every state”
The state of Florida and the store Walmart both have reputations for some crazy people. "Every Walmart is like a little piece of Florida. lol" was posted on Twitter by One Hawaiian Punch…
“Walmart will be closed Christmas Day so both cashiers can be with their families”
Walmart (an American multinational retail corporation) has often been criticized for not staffing enough cashiers. "Wal-Mart will close on Christmas so both cashiers can spend time with their…
“Walmart will be closed on Thanksgiving so self-checkout cashiers can be with their families”
Walmart (an American multinational retail corporation) has many self-checkouts. "Walmart will be closed on Thanksgiving so self-checkout cashiers can be with their families" is a jocular…
“Warehouse: somebody who turns into a house when the full moon is out”
A warehouse has nothing to do with a werewolf, but there are jokes. "When the full moon comes out does a werewolf's house turn into a warehouse?" was posted on Facebook by Joey…