“Too young to retire. Too poor to quit. Too fat to strip”
"Too young for retirement. Too poor to quit. Too fat to strip" is a work saying that has been printed on several images. "So I continue" is added, far at the bottom. "To…
“Took my own lunch to work and didn’t buy a coffee today so I should be able to afford to buy a house any day now”
Some people believe that they can save a lot of money if they bring lunch to work and don't buy coffee. This was posted on X/Twitter by andy on April 6, 2022, and received over 287,000 likes:…
“Tough love”
Entry in progress -- B.P. Wikipedia: Tough love The phrase tough love is believed to have originated with Bill Milliken's book of the same title in 1968. It is an expression used when someone…
“Toughest job I ever had was as a door to door salesman, selling doors” (joke)
There is a joke about a door-to-door salesman who had an especially hard job -- he sold doors, "Dad has the hardest job in the world. He's a door-to-door salesman selling doors" was…
“Tradition is just peer pressure from dead people”
"Tradition is just peer pressure from dead people" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Aggieland take note. '@tcollen: OH: “Tradition is just peer…
“Training new employees is tough because you have to remember the real rules, not the ones you’ve invented”
"Training new employees is tough because you have to remember the real rules, not the ones you've invented" is a jocular work saying that has been printed on many images. The saying…
“Travel hack: Having a trip booked encourages you to work. So travelling is actually a source of income rather than an expense”
"Travel Math: Having a trip booked motivates you to work. So it is a source of income rather than an expense" is a jocular saying that ha been printed on many images. "Having a trip…
“Travel is the only thing you buy that makes you richer”
"Travel is the only thing you (can) buy that makes you richer" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown. "I have this saying, cut out of a magazine,…
“Travel Math: Having a trip booked motivates you to work. So it is a source of income rather than an expense”
"Travel Math: Having a trip booked motivates you to work. So it is a source of income rather than an expense" is a jocular saying that ha been printed on many images. "Having a trip…
“Treat everyone like a gentleman. Not because they are, but because you are”
"Be kind to people. Not because they're nice, but because you are" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying means to be kind,whether it is appreciated or not.…
“Treat everyone with love, even those who are rude to you, not because they are not nice, but because you are nice”
"Be kind to people. Not because they're nice, but because you are" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying means to be kind,whether it is appreciated or not.…
“Treat everyone with politeness, even those who are rude to you, not because they are nice, but because you are”
"Be kind to people. Not because they're nice, but because you are" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying means to be kind,whether it is appreciated or not.…
“Treat the janitor the same way you treat the CEO”
"Treat the janitor the same level of respect as the CEO" is a saying that has been printed on GIFs. The saying does not appear to have a specific origin. "He would treat the janitor…
“Tremendously Grateful It’s Friday” (TGIF)
"TGIF" usually stands for "Thank God It's Friday," but sometimes -- perhaps to remove "God" from the saying -- it stands for "Tremendously Grateful It's…
“Tried the pay phone, but used my donor card instead of my calling card. It cost me an arm and a leg”
Some people get the cards in their wallet mixed up. "I was soooo pissed I went to call a cab from the phone box and put in me donor card instead of me phone card.....cost me an arm and a…
“Tried to start a dating site for chickens, but it didn’t work out. It was hard to make hens meet”
Many businesses "try to make ends meet," but what if it's a chicken business? "This Malkin is a very punny man. He described a poultry farmer as a man just trying to make hens…
“Trust because you are willing to accept the risk, not because it’s safe or certain”
Entry in progress -- B.P. TwitterDaily Life Quotes@Life__Quotes“Trust because you are willing to accept the risk, not because it’s safe or certain.” Anonymous #quote4:42 AM - 6 May 2018
“Trust is like a paper. once it’s crumpled it can’t be perfect again”
"Trust is like a paper. once it's crumpled it can't be perfect again" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Photo: nostalgicbliss: TRUST is like a paper, once…
“Try and fail, but don’t fail to try”
"Try and fail, but don't fail to try" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many posters. "Is it not better to try and fail than to fail without trying?" was…
“Try is a small word that makes a big difference”
"If you try, you risk failure. If you don’t, you ensure it" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown. "To try when there is little hope…