“TurboTax is the worst video game ever”
"With poor graphics and no plot, TurboTax is the worst video game I have ever played" is a jocular saying that has been printed on an ecard. TurboTax is an American tax preparation…
“Turn your worry into worship and watch God turn your battles into blessings”
"Turn your worry into worship and watch God turn your battles into blessings" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Turn your worry into worship and watch Him turn your…
“Turns out I’m not an afternoon person, either”
Many people say that they're not a "morning person," meaning that they don't function well in the morning. "Turns out I'm not an afternoon person, either" is a…
“Two incomes are better than one so make sure your partner has two jobs”
"Two incomes are better than one so make sure your partner has two jobs. Follow me for more financial freedom advice" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Two…
“Two managers talk to each other”
Entry in progress -- B.P. Elk Grove OnlineCity of Elk Grove Executive Branch ~ Too Top Heavy?Deleted Member November 15, 2006 7:53:38 PM PST(...)My paper was entitled “Why Businesses Suffer from…
“Two reasons we don’t trust people: 1. We don’t know them, 2. We know them”
"Two reasons we don't trust people: 1. We don't know them, 2. We know them" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. This saying -- by an anonymous author --…
“Two rules of business: 1. Mind your own 2. Stay out of mine”
"Two rules of business: 1. Mind your own 2. Stay out of mine" (or "Two rules of business: 1. Mind your own 2. Stay the fuck out of mine" or "Two rules of business: 1. Mind…
“Two rules of business: 1. Mind your own 2. Stay the fuck out of mine”
"Two rules of business: 1. Mind your own 2. Stay out of mine" (or "Two rules of business: 1. Mind your own 2. Stay the fuck out of mine" or "Two rules of business: 1. Mind…
“Two rules of business: 1. Mind your own 2. Stay the hell outta mine”
"Two rules of business: 1. Mind your own 2. Stay out of mine" (or "Two rules of business: 1. Mind your own 2. Stay the fuck out of mine" or "Two rules of business: 1. Mind…
“Unattended children will be given an espresso and a free puppy”
"Unattended children will be given an espresso and a puppy" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many signs. “Unattended children will be given two shots of espresso and a free…
“Unattended children will be given espresso and a free kitten”
"Unattended children will be given espresso and a free kitten" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many signs. "All Unattended Children Will Be Given a Free Kitten" was…
“Underpromise and overdeliver” (business adage)
Some businesses believe that it is best to "under-promise and over-deliver." For example, a business might believe that something can be delivered on Thursday, but the company will tell…
“Understand paranoid people better by following them around”
"Understand paranoid people better by following them around" (or "To understand paranoid people better, follow them around") is a jocular saying that has been printed on many…
“Understanding two words will open the most doors for you. Push and pull”
The two terms that are said to open doors for people are usually "please" and "thank you." According to a joke printed on many images, however, the two words that will literally…
“Unexpected money is NOT about to hit your bank account. Stop sharing that BS and go to work”
"Unexpected money is NOT about to hit your bank account. Stop sharing that BS/nonsense/shit and go to work" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Unexpected Money About…
“Unexpected money Is NOT about to hit your bank account. Stop sharing that nonsense and go to work”
"Unexpected money is NOT about to hit your bank account. Stop sharing that BS/nonsense/shit and go to work" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Unexpected Money About…
“Unexpected money is NOT about to hit your bank account. Stop sharing that shit and go to work”
"Unexpected money is NOT about to hit your bank account. Stop sharing that BS/nonsense/shit and go to work" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Unexpected Money About…
“Unions, because it’s VERY unlikely three spirits will appear and scare your boss”
"Unions, because it’s VERY unlikely three spirits will appear and scare your boss into doing the right thing" was posted on Twitter by IATSE // #IASolidarity on December 25, 2020, and…
“Unions… because the chance of 3 ghosts visiting your boss to make him do the right thing is slim”
"Unions, because it’s VERY unlikely three spirits will appear and scare your boss into doing the right thing" was posted on Twitter by IATSE // #IASolidarity on December 25, 2020, and…
“Unless you’re music, I don’t wanna listen to you in the morning”
"Unless you're music, I don't want to listen to you in the morning" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many people want music -- not stress -- in the morning.…