“We always go the extra mile because we missed the last exit”
To "go the extra mile" is an idiom meaning to give an extra effort. "Extra mile" usually is not meant literally, but there are jokes. "I don't always go the extra…
“We are all a little broken. But last time I checked, broken crayons still color the same”
"Broken crayons still color" is an inspirational saying that has been printed on many images. The saying means that even imperfect people can contribute something. "Broken crayons…
“We are all feminine products”
"Not all of us are feminine products" -- probably meaning "douchebag" -- was posted on Twitter on May 7, 2011. "In one sense we are ALL feminine products....no?" was…
“We are all MAD* here” (*MAD—Making A Difference)
"We are all MAD* here" (*MAD -- Making A Difference) is a saying that has been printed on several images. "We’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad" is from Lewis…
“We are designed for accomplishment, engineered for success & endowed with the seeds of greatness”
"Man was designed for accomplishment, engineered for success and endowed with the seeds of greatness" (also "You are/were designed for accomplishment, engineered for success and…
“We Are New York” (Douglas Elliman Realty)
Several businesses have proclaimed "We Are New York," but Douglas Elliman Realty was the first to trademark it. My apartment building used to have Douglas Elliman managing it, but the…
“We Bring the Caring Home” (Visiting Nurse Service of New York)
The Visiting Nurse Service of New York has a long, distinguished history (since 1893). The business slogan is a new once (since 1996). I've seen a lot of the visiting nurses, and I just wish I…
“We build futures one success story at a time” (Stanley Kaplan)
Stanley Kaplan started test preparation in 1938 in his Brooklyn home. The development of standardized testing in the 1960s and 1970s made the business boom. Today, it is called simply…
“We can’t direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails” (proverb)
"We/I can't direct the wind, but we/I can adjust our/my/the sails" is a proverb that has been printed on many gift items, such as posters. American country music singer Jimmy Dean…
“We cater to cowards” (dentist office sign)
Many people are afraid of going to see a dentist. "We cater to cowards" is a sign at many dentist offices that has been printed on many images. "We cater to cowards" was printed…
“We cheat the other guy and pass the savings on to you”
"We cheat the other guy and pass the savings on to you!" is a jocular business saying that has been printed on many images. The business motto was started in Anchorage, Alaska at a bar…
“We didn’t order anything from Amazon yesterday so the UPS guy knocked on our door…”
Many people order online a lot. This joke was posted on Twitter by Rodney Lacroix on June 22, 2020: "My wife didn't order anything from Amazon yesterday so the UPS guy knocked on our door…
“We Do Dishes” (Fishs Eddy)
'We Do Dishes" is in the window of the Fishs Eddy store (dishware and more). It's not a registered trademark, but it's catchy.…
“We fear rejection, want attention, crave affection, and dream of perfection”
"We fear rejection, want attention, crave affection, and dream of perfection" is a one-line saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on September 9,…
“We forgive a child afraid of the dark; the real tragedy is when men are afraid of the light”
"We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light" has been frequently credited since the 1960s to the Greek…
“We had a bull come to our front door selling red capes, but he was charging way too much”
Three jokes involve a bull and the pun of "charging too much." "We had a bull come to our front door selling red capes, but he was charging way too much" was posted on Facebook…
“We had random drug testing at work today. The pcp was my favorite”
Some workplaces have drug testing. A joke is: "We had random drug testing at work today. The pcp was my favorite." The joke was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on September 1, 2017. Reddit --…
“We interrupt your happiness to bring you Monday morning. Your regularly scheduled happiness will resume on Friday”
"We interrupt your happiness (and positivity) to bring you Monday (morning). Your regularly scheduled happiness (and positivity) will resume on Friday" is a saying that has been printed…
“We made it to Friday! Raise your cup to surviving another week of ‘What the hell now?’”
“We made it to Friday! Raise your cup to surviving another week of WTF-ery” and "We made it to Friday! Raise your cup to surviving another week of 'What the hell now?'" are…
“We made it to Friday! Raise your cup to surviving another week of WTF-ery”
“We made it to Friday! Raise your cup to surviving another week of WTF-ery” and "We made it to Friday! Raise your cup to surviving another week of 'What the hell now?'" are…