“Santa’s helpers are subordinate clauses”
"Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses" (that is, subordinate Santa Clauses) is an annual Christmas pun that's frequently included in Christmas joke collections. "Regards…
“Sarcasm is just one more service we offer”
"Sarcasm is just one more (free) service we offer" is a jocular line that has been printed on many images. Both "sarcasm is just one more service we offer" and "sarcasm is…
“Sarcasm will get you nowhere in life” (joke)
Sarcasm often doesn't go well in the workplace, but this joke is from the website Sickipedia and was posted on Twitter on March 11, 2014: "Sarcasm will get you nowhere in life." my…
“Sawdust is man glitter”
Entry in progress -- B.P. The Town LineI’M JUST CURIOUS: New T-shirt sayings June 27, 2018by Debbie Walker(...)Sawdust is Man glitter!
“Schaefer Is the One Beer to Have When You’re Having More Than One” (Schaefer Beer)
"Schaefer is the one beer to have when you're having more than one" is one of New York's most famous jingles. Schaefer closed its doors in the 1970s, ending the great history of…
“Science isn’t meant to be trusted. It’s meant to be tested”
"Trust the science" became a popular saying during the COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic. However, many scientists who questioned "the science" were threatened and censored.…
“Science may never come up with a better office communications system than the coffee break”
"Science may never come up with a better office communications system than the coffee break" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Syndicated entertainment columnist Earl…
“Science should stop analyzing animal intelligence and start studying human stupidity”
"Science/Scientists should stop analyzing animal intelligence and start studying human stupidity" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "La ciencia debería de dejar de…
“Science, because figuring things out is always better than making shit up”
"Science, because figuring things out is always better than making shit up" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Science, because figuring things out is better than…
“Science, because figuring things out is better than making stuff up”
"Science, because figuring things out is always better than making shit up" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Science, because figuring things out is better than…
“Scientists have discovered that people will believe anything when you claim scientists…”
"Scientists have discovered that people will believe anything when you claim scientists have discovered it" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was…
“Scientists should stop analyzing animal intelligence and start studying human stupidity”
"Science/Scientists should stop analyzing animal intelligence and start studying human stupidity" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "La ciencia debería de dejar de…
“Scientists should stop studying animal intelligence and start studying human stupidity”
"Science/Scientists should stop analyzing animal intelligence and start studying human stupidity" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "La ciencia debería de dejar de…
“Screw it, just do it” (“Screw it, let’s do it”)
"Screw it, let's do it" is the philosophy of English business magnate Richard Branson, founder of Virgin Group. The saying was printed several times in his book, Losing My Virginity:…
“See Miracles In Life Everyday” (“smile” backronym)
"See Miracles In Life Everyday" is a backronym (back acronym) of the word "smile" that has been printed on many images. "SMILE : See Miracles In Life Everyday" was…
“Seeing a UPS truck as an adult is the childhood equivalent of seeing an ice cream truck”
Children get excited when they see an ice cream truck; adults get excited when they see a UPS delivery truck pull up. "As an adult waiting on a delivery and seeing a UPS truck pass you by is…
“Seek respect, not attention. It lasts longer”
"Seek respect, not attention. It lasts longer" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was cited on Twitter by Cristal Steverson on May 10, 2011.…
“Self-checkouts are for teenagers buying their first condoms”
Teenagers used to be embarrassed making their first condom purchases at drug stores. Now, however, there is self-checkout. "No self checkout was created for every 17 year old boy buying…
“Self-confidence is the best outfit. Rock it and own it”
Entry in progress -- B.P."Self-confidence is the best outfit. Rock it and own it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. 17 November 2016, US Fed News ServiceUSPTO ISSUES…
“Sell like hot cakes” (a fast-selling item)
For something to "sell" (or "go off") "like hotcakes" (or "like hot cakes") is for that thing to sell very quickly -- a great success. The expression has…