“Man works from sun to sun, but woman’s work is never done”
"A woman's/mother's work is never done" is an old saying of uncertain authorship. "Woman's work is never done" was in an 1801 version of the poem "Darby and…
“Management is doing things right; leadership is doing the right things”
"Efficiency is doing things right; effectiveness is doing the right things" has been credited to management consultant and author Peter Drucker (1909-2005), who said something like this…
“Manager: Do you want to do overtime? Me: First of all, I don’t even want to do regular time”
"Manager: Do you want to do overtime? Me: First of all, I don't even want to do regular time" is a work meme that has been printed on many images. "Manager:Do you want to do…
“Many failures did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up”
"Many failures did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up" is often credited to American inventor Thomas Alva Edison (1847-1931), but it's not known that he…
“Many fine things can be done in a day if you don’t always make that day tomorrow”
"Many fine/great things can be done in a day if you don’t always make that day tomorrow" is an anti-proscrastination saying that has been printed on many images. "Lots of things…
“Many great things can be done in a day if you don’t always make that day tomorrow”
"Many fine/great things can be done in a day if you don’t always make that day tomorrow" is an anti-proscrastination saying that has been printed on many images. "Lots of things…
“Marriage is a workshop…where the husband works and the wife shops”
"Marriage is a workshop...where the husband works and the wife shops" is a jocular marriage saying that has been printed on many images. "Marriage is like a workshop: husband works,…
“Marriage: When 8 hours having someone point out your flaws at work just isn’t enough”
TwitterFahad N. Khan@FahdNKhanMarriage: when 8 hours having someone point out your flaws at work isn't enough. #dailyDemotivational12:46 AM · Feb 8, 2017·Twitter for iPhone FacebookVernon…
“Marriage. Because your shitty day doesn’t have to end at work”
"Marriage. Because your shitty day doesn't have to end at work" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "@sickipediabot: Marriage. Because your shitty day…
“Marx failed to consider that workplace pizza parties can be kinda fun”
"Marx failed to consider that workplace pizza parties can be fun" was posted on Twitter by Zeeshan on March 19, 2023. "Marx failed to consider that annual workplace pizza parties can…
“May your clothes be comfy, your coffee be strong, and your Monday be short”
"May your clothes be comfy, your coffee be strong, and your Monday be short" is a Monday saying that has been printed on many images. Monday is the traditional start of the work week.…
“May your Monday be asshole, fucktard, douchebag, asshat, twatface & motherfucker free!”
"May your Monday be asshole, fucktard, douchebag, moron, twatface and motherfucker free!" (or "May your Monday be asshole, fucktard, douchebag, asshat, twatface & motherfucker…
“May your Monday be asshole, fucktard, douchebag, moron, twatface and motherfucker free!”
"May your Monday be asshole, fucktard, douchebag, moron, twatface and motherfucker free!" (or "May your Monday be asshole, fucktard, douchebag, asshat, twatface & motherfucker…
“Maybe they call it ‘take-home pay’ because there is no other place you can afford to go with it”
"I have to take my paycheck to the bank. It's too little to go by itself" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. The paycheck joke started with jokes about…
“Me & my paycheck trying to figure out when the government worked half of my shift”
"Me & my paycheck trying to figure out when the government worked half of my shift" -- that is, the government took taxes from the paycheck -- is a saying that has been printed on…
“Me and my paycheck trying to figure out when the government came and worked 1/4 of my shifts”
"Me & my paycheck trying to figure out when the government worked half of my shift" -- that is, the government took taxes from the paycheck -- is a saying that has been printed on…
“Me every Monday: ok let’s try this again”
"Me every Monday: ok let's try this again" is a Monday saying that has been printed on many images. Monday is the traditional start of the work week. The following tweet (which does…
“Me: How do I unsubscribe so I don’t get your emails any more? Boss: What?”
The following work joke was posted on Twitter by Jon on December 4, 2017, and again on Twitter on September 24, 2019: Me: How do I unsubscribe so I don't get your emails any more?Boss: what…
“Me: I’m sad. I need a purpose My brain: Did you say a purchase?”
"Me: I'm sad. I need a purpose My brain: Did you say a purchase?" has been printed on many images. This post on Twitter by dirt prince on August 9, 2018 received over 300,000 likes:…
“Me: This meeting could’ve been an email. Also me: (gets an email) Goddammit.”
Many employees often feel that a company meeting could have been avoided with an email -- and then they're reminded that they don't like emails, either. This was posted on Twitter by Alex…