“More powerful than the will to win is the courage to begin”
"More powerful than the will to win is the courage to begin" is a saying that has been printed on posters. "More powerful than the will to win is the courage to begin" has been…
"More powerful than the will to win is the courage to begin" is a saying that has been printed on posters. "More powerful than the will to win is the courage to begin" has been…
People often get stuck in traffic on the way to work. "Traffic is depressing. It's just waiting in line to go to work" was posted on Twitter by Jebb Sinclair on September 7, 2013.…
Entry in progress -- B.P. TwitterOfentse Mogotsi@Fentselite_Meetings belong in bored rooms. #LiteHumor8:31 AM - 16 Mar 2012 Twitterdrewtarvin@drewtarvinMost meetings take place in bored rooms.11:43…
Many clothes are made in poor countries and not in the United States. "Isn't it funny how our clothes have been to countries/places we've never been to? xD" was posted on…
"Part time jobs be wanting full time availability smh" was posted on Twitter by #fullstoP on January 21, 2012. "Part time jobs be wanting you to have full time availability" was…
A personal and a business adage holds that one should never tell people your troubles because "half don't care about your problems and the rest are glad that you have them."…
"Most people overgeneralize" was posted on Reddit -- Oneliners on October 9, 2017. The statement itself is an overgeneralization. Reddit -- OnelinersMost people overgeneralize.submitted…
"Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit" was said by comedian George Carlin (1937-2008) in his bestselling book
Entry in progress -- B.P. xkcd (A webcomic of romance, sarcasm, math, and language.)MY MOTTO IS "MOVE FAST AND BREAK THINGS." JOBS I'VE BEEN FIRED FROM:FEDEX DRIVERCRANE…
"Move in silence, only speak when it's time to say checkmate" (or "Move in silence until it's time to say checkmate") is a saying that has been printed on many images.…
"Move in silence, only speak when it's time to say checkmate" (or "Move in silence until it's time to say checkmate") is a saying that has been printed on many images.…
Crazy people hear strange voices. Do crazy accountants and billing clerks hear strange invoices? "Horace McGonigle has heard about the billing clerk who went to a psychiatrist because…
"My biggest contribution to workplace safety is having a cup of coffee in the morning" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, without coffee, the speaker is not a…
"My bills ain't even bills no more. They grown, I call them Williams" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. “You know a restaurant is fancy when instead of…
"When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him, I told him everyone knows he doesn’t hire stupid people" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Boss…
"My friends call me 'The Computer'. Nothing to do with intelligence, I go to sleep if left unattended for 15 minutes" was posted on Twitter by Ben on May 20, 2015.…
"My boss fired me for making too many Asian jokes. It was the end of my Korea" was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on February 19, 2019. "I'm still China find a new job" was…
"My boss just appointed me as his sexual consultant," an old joke goes. "His exact words were, 'When I want your fucking advice, I’ll ask for it.'" The joke was…
An employment joke was posted on Twitter by sickipediabot on September 14, 2010: "My boss said he's going to fire the employee with the worst posture. I've got a hunch it might be…
"Time is money" is a proverb that was popularized by Benjamin Franklin (1705-1790). A joke was posted by Steven W Skinner on Twitter on January 18, 2016: "People say time is money-…