The 2019-20 coronavirus outbreak had caused panic purchasing. "In my day, the only time we started panic buying was when the barman shouted 'Last Call'" was posted on Facebook…
"In my defense, I was left unsupervised" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "In my defense, I was left unsupervised" was posted on Twitter by Sean on…
Entry in progress -- BP TwitterBob Kostic@causticbobIn my defense, the moon was full and I was left unsupervised.6:54 PM · Feb 19, 2022·Twitter Web App
"In my experience, most arguments are caused by a misunderstanding of the fact that I’m right" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on several images. The saying was…
"In my spare time I help blind children. I mean the verb, not the adjective" is a dark joke that was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on June 9, 2016. "After work, I volunteer to help blind…
American actor and stand-up comedian Emo Philips tweeted about the COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic on December 10, 2020: "In retrospect, it was a mistake not being a billionaire before heading…
Harold Geneen (1910-1997), an American businessman who was president of the ITT Corporation, wrote in his book, Managing (1984): "In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins: Cash and…
What steps does one take in the event of a fie? "RT @FunnyJoker: In the event of a fire what steps would you take?.....Fucking big ones" was posted on X/Twitter by SlightlySick™ on…
Entry in progress -- B.P. TwitterTim Fargo@tim_fargoIn the recipe of life, doubt makes an excellent ingredient, but a lousy meal. - Tim Fargo #quote6:08 PM - 14 Jan 2015
"Innovate or die" is a popular slogan for business innovation. The computer industry frequently used the saying since at least 1996, and it was used by Microsoft Corp. and its founder,…
CVS Pharmacy has been known for its long receipts that offer discounts. (The long string of paper is now given when you insert your CVS card into a machine.) "Insane fact: the sun is…
Some people get to sleep only just before the alarm clock goes off. "Insomnia -- the art of falling asleep just as your alarm goes off to start the day" is a jocular definition that has…
"Inspiration does exist, but it must find you working" has been cited in print and credited to Spanish artist Pablo Picasso (1881-1973) since 2007. There is no documentary evidence that…
"Is the glass half empty or half full?" is a common expression. A joke version was posted on Twitter by Bob Kostic on February 15, 2018: "Instead of a swear jar, I have a negativity…
Many people throw out receipts. "Instead of 'And here's your receipt', they should say, 'Will you throw this away for me?'" was posted on Twitter by Nick…
"Institutions will try to preserve the problem to which they are the solution" was said by technology writer Clay Shirky at SXSW (South by Southwest, a conference in Austin, TX) in March…
Steinway & Sons pianos have been an institution in Queens. The company's 1920 slogan was "The Instrument of the Immortals." http://www.steinway.com/steinway/Since 1853, Steinway…
Stephen Colbert said in a "Stephen's Sound Advice" comedy segment on Comedy Central's The Colbert Report on June 3, 2008: "Try an internship. Internships give you all the…
An employment interview joke was posted on Twitter by Ian Sausage on August 10, 2015: [Job interview]"Can you explain this gap in your résumé?"Me: "I fell asleep on the space…
A joke about an employment interview has been printed on many images: Interviewer: What do you make at your current job?Me: Mostly mistakes and inappropriate comments. The interviewer is asking…