A popular children's rhyme is: "Ladies and gentlemenTake my advice,Pull down your pantsAnd slide on the ice." The rhyme contains the word "ice" and is often told in the…
"Leaves are falling. Autumn is calling" is a seasonal saying that has been printed on many images. "Leaves are falling. autumn is calling" was posted on Twitter by Linchen on…
"Less Monday, more summer" is an anti-work summer saying that has been 'printed on many images. "Less Monday, more Summer!" -- with an image -- was posted on Twitter by…
"Less Monday, more summer" is an anti-work summer saying that has been 'printed on many images. "Less Monday, more Summer!" -- with an image -- was posted on Twitter by…
"Let Friday show you where the smiles are in life" is a Friday saying that has been printed on several images. The saying is from Anthony T. Hincks and has been popular since 2022.…
"Life always looks better on a Saturday" is a Saturday saying that has been printed on many images. ("Life always looks better on a Saturday" (shown on an illustration) was…
"Life is a tornado and I’m just a cow being spun around for cinematic value" is a saying that was posted on Facebook by Kev Thomas on February 17, 2021. The saying became immediately…
The expression to start something "on the right foot" is usually not meant to be taken literally, but there have been jokes. "Before the clock strikes midnight, make sure to raise…
"Lightning never strikes twice in the same place" is an old proverb. "Lightning may never strike twice in the same place, but tornadoes do" is an extension of the proverb that…
"Lightning never strikes twice in the same place" is more a statement of mathematical odds than one of scientific certainty. There are many exceptions to the rule. For example, lightning…
\"Friday" is a favorite work day of many (because it's pay day and there is no work the following day), but a "summer Friday" is even more pleasant to many workers.…
"Friday" is a favorite work day of many (because it's pay day and there is no work the following day), but a "summer Friday" is even more pleasant to many workers.…
"Friday" is a favorite work day of many (because it's pay day and there is no work the following day), but a "summer Friday" is even more pleasant to many workers.…
"Lord, whatever you’re baking outside, it’s done" is a jocular heat saying that has been printed on several images. The saying was posted on Twitter by Eliz’Reneaa on July 17, 2018,…
Entry in progress -- B.P. Google BooksThe Old Curiosity Shop: And Other TalesBy Charles DickensPhiladelphia, PA: Lea and Blanchard1841Pg. 62:Mr Swiveller complied, and looking about him with a…
"Man you turn the AC off in ya car for 1 sec and it feel like the sun hopped in the passenger seat" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "You turn the AC off in ya car…
"For many are called, but few are chosen" is from the New Testament, Matthew 22:14. "Many are cold, but few are frozen" is a jocular variation or eggcorn" of the biblical…
"Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits" is a saying that has been printed on many images. No author is usually credited. "Many people look forward to…
"Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year’s resolutions, and I’ve stuck with it ever since" is a jocular New Year's one-line saying that has been printed on many…
An end-of-year knock-knock joke is: "Knock, knock!""Who's there?""Mary and Abby!""Mary and Abby who?""Mary Christmas and Abby New Year!" The…