“January is the worst month. You’re fat and broke from the holidays, paler than ever, and you can’t feel your own face when you walk outside”

“January is the worst month. You’re fat and broke from the holidays, paler than ever, and you can’t feel your own face when you walk outside” (or “January is the worst month. You’re fat and broke from Christmas. It’s cold and dark 24/7, and you’re paler than ever. It’s just such a struggle”) is a January saying that has been printed on several images.
 
“January is the worst month, you’re fat and broke from Christmas, it’s cold and dark 24/7, you’re paler than ever it’s just a struggle” was posted on X/Twitter by ruby on January 25, 2015. “January is the worst month, you’re fat and broke from Christmas, it’s cold and dark 24/7, you’re paler than ever it’s just such a struggle” was posted on X/Twitter by m a d i s o n on January 25, 2015. Authorship is unknown.
 
“January is the worst month. You’re fat and broke from the holidays, paler than ever, and you can’t feel your own face when you walk outside” (shown on an image) was posted on X/Twitter by Suzy on January 19, 2016.
 
 
X/Twitter
ruby
@rubyher34
January is the worst month, you’re fat and broke from Christmas, it’s cold and dark 24/7, you’re paler than ever it’s just a struggle
5:22 PM · Jan 25, 2015 from Texas, USA
 
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m a d i s o n
@madisonbartelss
January is the worst month, you’re fat and broke from Christmas, it’s cold and dark 24/7, you’re paler than ever it’s just such a struggle
5:24 PM · Jan 25, 2015
   
X/Twitter
Flakiiszz M. Lopez
@flakiiszz
January is the worst month, you’re fat and broke from Christmas, it’s cold and dark 24/7, you’re paler than ever it’s just such a struggle.
5:33 PM · Jan 25, 2015
 
Facebook
Maja Coneva
January 25, 2015 at 6:58 PM ·
January is the worst month, you’re fat and broke from Christmas, it’s cold and dark 24/7, you’re paler than ever it’s just such a struggle
 
X/Twitter
Nostalgia
@ComedyPosts
January is the worst month, you’re fat and broke from Christmas, it’s cold and dark 24/7, you’re paler than ever it’s just such a struggle
12:29 PM · Jan 28, 2015
   
X/Twitter
Suzy
@Suzanna_danna
January is the worst month.  You’re fat and broke from the holidays . . .
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
·January is the
worst month.
You’re fat and
broke from the
holidays,
paler than ever,
and you can’t feel
your own face
when you walk
outside.
11:04 AM · Jan 19, 2016
 
X/Twitter
John Davis Rollings
@jodaroll
January is the worst month ever. You’re fat and broke from the holidays, paler than ever, and can’t feel your face when you walk outside.
11:31 AM · Jan 19, 2016
   
X/Twitter
Veronica Ballestrini
@VeronicaBal
January is the worst month. You’re fat and broke from Christmas, paler than ever, and you can’t feel your own face when you walk outside.
4:36 PM · Jan 19, 2016 from Nashville, TN
 
Facebook
Carla Lane McKenzie
January 19, 2016 at 10:36 PM ·
I believe January is the worst month. Your fat and broke from the holidays, the last time you were this pale was this time last year, and you can’t feel your face when you go outside.
It’s a cold and cruel January.
 
Facebook
Slingo Nzeku
January 22, 2016 at 5:23 AM ·
January is the worst month . You are fat and broke from the holidays paler than ever and you cant feel your own face when you walk outside.
 
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babyishAway_2020
14 jan 2022
January is the worst month. You’re fat and broke from the holidays, paler than ever, and you can’t feel your own face when you walk outside.
   
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cringyToscream_2020
16 feb 2022
January is the worst month. You’re fat and broke from Christmas. It’s cold and dark , and youre paler then ever. It’s just such struggle.
 
X/Twitter
Susan Stroud
@SusanNOBULL
Day 5 | “January is the worst month. You are fat and broke from the holidays, paler than ever, and you can’t feel your face when you walk outside.” -Conor O’Malley
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Susan Stroud
@SusanNOBULL
Jan 4
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DAVID BOOMER CLARK
@DavidClark481
January is the worst month. You’re fat and broke from Christmas. It’s cold and dark 24/7, and youre paler then ever.
It’s just such a struggle.
#boomerknowsthings
8:56 AM · Jan 8, 2025
 
Facebook
More Crazy Stuff
January 8, 2025 at 9:00 AM ·
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
·January is the
worst month.
You’re fat and
broke from the
holidays,
paler than ever,
and you can’t feel
your own face
when you walk
outside.