“It’s officially ‘once I’m home I’m not coming back out’ season”
"It's officially 'once I'm home I'm not coming back out' season" (that is, it's very cold or very hot) is a jocular saying that has been printed on many…
“It’s officially ‘wear a sweater in the morning and regret it in the afternoon’ weather”
"It's officially 'wear a sweater in the morning and regret it in the afternoon' weather" is a saying that has been printed on many images. In the fall (September or…
“It’s officially that ‘wear a sweater in the morning regret it in the afternoon’ type of weather”
"It's officially 'wear a sweater in the morning and regret it in the afternoon' weather" is a saying that has been printed on many images. In the fall (September or…
“It’s one hundred and hell degrees outside” (very hot)
"It's a/one hundred and hell degrees outside" (or "It's 100 and hell degrees outside") means that it's very hot. "We know it's 100-and-hell" was…
“It’s Saturday. I plan on doing nothing and plenty of it”
"It's Saturday. I plan on doing nothing and plenty of it" is a jocular Saturday saying that has been printed on many images. "It's saturday...I plan on doing nothing and…
“It’s so damn cold outside that I just saw a deer fart a snowflake”
"It's so damn cold outside that I just saw a deer fart a snowflake" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter by @EarlDibblesJr on…
“It’s so dry, the trees are bribing the dogs” (Texas heat joke)
"So dry the trees are bribing the dogs" was in a Texas proverbs list by Anne Dingue in the December 1994 Texas Monthly. The saying has been in many "Texas Sayings" lists since…
“It’s so hot the crackheads are putting the copper back in the A.C. units”
"It's so hot the crackheads are putting the copper back in the A.C. units" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. It's not known who originated the saying.…
“It’s so hot today, I just saw a bird blow on a worm before it ate it”
"It's so hot (today), I just saw a bird blow on a worm before it ate it" is a jocular weather saying that has been printed on many images. "Its so hot, I just saw a bird blow on…
“It’s so hot tweakers are putting the copper back into air conditioners”
"It's so hot the crackheads are putting the copper back in the A.C. units" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. It's not known who originated the saying.…
“It’s so hot, I just saw a bird blow on a worm before it ate it”
"It's so hot (today), I just saw a bird blow on a worm before it ate it" is a jocular weather saying that has been printed on many images. "Its so hot, I just saw a bird blow on…
“It’s so hot, the trees are whistling for dogs” (heat joke)
The extremely hot Texas weather has been the subject of many jokes, such as: . "It's so hot, the trees are whistling for dogs". "It's so hot there that the trees are…
“It’s Thursday, which is ‘Friday Eve’ in Optimisian”
"It's Thursday, which is 'Friday Eve' in Optimisian" is a jocular Thursday saying that has been printed on several images. The saying was posted on Twitter by Steven…
“It’s unsticking your thighs from plastic chairs season”
"It's unsticking your thighs from plastic chairs season" -- that is, it's hot and sticky -- is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Tis the season for having to…
“It’s winter in…” (funny winter poem)
A funny winter poem has been said about several cold places, such as Wisconsin and Ohio. Authorship is unknown. The Wisconsin version was printed in the Boscobel (WI) Dial on April 11, 1996:…
“It’s a lazy Sunday morning, where the dreams are floating and sleep is sinking”
"It’s a lazy Sunday morning, where the dreams are floating and sleep is sinking" is a Sunday saying that has been printed on many images. "It’s a lazy Sunday morning, where the…
“It’s a leap year so whatever you do today won’t show up on social media memories for another four years”
"It’s a leap year so whatever you do tomorrow/today won’t show up on social media memories for another four years. Go big or go home 😂" is a jocular saying that has been printed on…
“It’s a leap year so whatever you do tomorrow won’t show up on social media memories for another four years”
"It’s a leap year so whatever you do tomorrow/today won’t show up on social media memories for another four years. Go big or go home 😂" is a jocular saying that has been printed on…
“It’s Friday, time to go make stories for Monday”
"It’s Friday, time to go make stories for Monday" is a Friday saying -- the "stories" are for a return to work on Monday -- that has been printed on many images. "It’s…
“It’s low on Freon outside”
"I think outside is low on Freon" -- that is, it's hot -- is a saying that has been printed on many images. "It must be 'Low on Freon' outside? #Hot!…