“What do you call Dracula with hay fever?”/“The pollen Count.”
The pollen count has nothing to do with Count Dracula, but there have been jokes. "Pollen Count Dracula" was posted on Twitter on March 5, 2011. "The pollen count is Dracula!…
“What do you call it when it rains chickens, ducks and turkeys?”/“Fowl weather.”
"Raining cat and dogs" is an old expression. A riddle with other animals is: Q: What do you call it when it rains chickens, ducks and turkeys?A: Foul (fowl) weather. "What do you…
“What do you drain your Brussels sprouts with at Christmas?”/“An Advent colander.”
An Advent calendar shouldn't be written as an Advent "colander," but there have been several puns. "Each day the little Cratchits would peer through a different hole in the…
“What do you get if you stuff your computer’s disk drive with herbs?”/“A thyme machine.”
A computer "time machine" pun has been cited in print since at least 2002: Q: What do you get if you stuff your computer's disk drive with herbs?A: A thyme machine. Actrix Newsletter…
“What do you get when the sunrise bends over?”/“The crack of dawn.”
A sunrise riddle is: Q: What do you get when the sunrise bends over?A: The crack of dawn. The joke was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on July 26, 2019. Reddit -- DadjokesPosted by u/yaboi79 July 26,…
“What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with a calendar?”/“A leap year.”
A leap year riddle is: Q: What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with a calendar?A: A leap year. The riddle has been cited in print since at least 1994. “What is a kangaroo’s favorite…
“What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?”/“Frostbite.”
A popular Halloween and winter riddle is: Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?A: Frostbite. The joke has been cited in print since at least 1989, and has been printed on many…
“What do you say to a leprechaun?”/“How’s the weather down there?”
"How's the weather up there?" is a jocular line said to a tall person. A leprechaun version has been cited in print since at least 2001: Q: What did the leprechaun say to the elf? A:…
“What does a cloud with an itchy rash do?”/“Find the nearest skyscraper.”
Skyscrapers don't actually reach the clouds, but they are still very tall buildings. A riddle has been printed on an image: Q: What does a cloud with an itchy rash do?A: Find the nearest…
“What dog can tell the time?”/“A watch dog.”
A dog riddle is: Q: What dog can tell time?A: A watch dog. The riddle has been cited in print since at least 1962. 30 June 1962, The Evening Republican (Columbus, IN), "Tom Trick" by…
“What falls down but never gets hurt?”/“Rain.”
A riddle about the rain is: Q: What falls down but never gets hurt?A: Rain. The riddle has been cited in print since at least 1962. Newspapers.com 3 November 1962, Courier-Post (Camden, NJ),…
“What flies when it’s born, lies when it’s alive, and runs when it’s dead?”/“Snow.”
A winter riddle is: Q: What flies when it's born, lies when it's alive, and runs when it's dead?A: Snow. The riddle was posted on the newsgroup alt.rec.spot on May 5, 2000, and has…
“What four days start with the letter ‘T’?” (riddle)
A riddle about the days is: Q: What four days start with the letter "T"?A: Tuesday, Thursday, today and tomorrow. The riddle has been cited in print since at least 2002. Google BooksDude,…
“What goes up when rain comes down?”/“Umbrellas.”
A classic rain riddle was printed in The Independent (New York, NY) on November 12, 1891: Q: What goes up when rain comes down?A: Umbrellas. "What goes up when the rain comes down? An…
“What goes up when the rain comes down?”/“An umbrella.”
A classic rain riddle was printed in The Independent (New York, NY) on November 12, 1891: Q: What goes up when rain comes down?A: Umbrellas. "What goes up when the rain comes down? An…
“What happened to the house on a full moon?”/“It became a warehouse.”
A warehouse has nothing to do with a werewolf, but there are jokes. "When the full moon comes out does a werewolf's house turn into a warehouse?" was posted on Facebook by Joey…
“What happened to the man who stole an Advent calendar?”/“He got 25 days.”
An Advent calendar tracks the 25 days in December until Christmas, A popular riddle is: Q: What happened to the man who stole an Advent calendar?A: He got 25 days. The joke was posted on Twitter on…
“What happens to nitrogen when the sun rises?”/“It becomes daytrogen.”
"Nitrogen" has nothing to do with "night," but there are jokes. This riddle was posted on tumblr on December 21, 2012: Q: What happens to nitrogen when the sun rises?A: It…
“What happens twice in a week, once in a year, and never in a day?” (riddle)
The letter "e" has several riddles. This was printed in The Lady's Magazine in December 1787: "THE beginning of eternity,The end of time and space,The beginning of every end,And…
“What has three hands, but only one face?”/“A clock.”
There are several clock riddles involving "three hands." "What has three hands, no legs, and runs all day?" was print in 1927 newspapers. "RT @MoneyMindd Riddle: what has…