“Winter is the only season that comes twice a year”
Winter includes the month of January (the first month of the year) and also the month of December (the last month of the year). "Did you know winter is the only season that 'comes'…
“Winter means double the coffee”
"Winter means double the coffee" is a cold weather saying that has been printed on many images. "Winter means double the coffee" was posted on X/Twitter by Gabriel I on January…
“Winter Storm Warning! Be careful who you take home tonight. You could be stuck with them all weekend”
"Winter Storm Warning! Careful who you take home tonight. You could be stuck with them all weekend" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Some versions have…
“Winter Storm Warning! Careful who you take home tonight. You could be stuck with them all weekend”
"Winter Storm Warning! Careful who you take home tonight. You could be stuck with them all weekend" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Some versions have…
“Winter: My new excuse for drinking more coffee”
"Winter: My new excuse for drinking more coffee" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Bring on winter and any excuse to drink MORE coffee!!" was posted on…
“With the end of daylight saving time, we can all enjoy watching the sun set as we eat lunch”
Not everyone appreciates the changing of clocks in the fall, and an earlier hour of darkness. This sarcastic comment was posted on Facebook by Thoughts From Aisle 4 on November 2, 2022: "With…
“Wrote a play about weather, with 100 actors as clouds. It was overcast”
"Overcast" weather is when the sky is covered with clouds. An "over-cast" play has too many actors. There have been many "overcast" puns. "I had an audition for a…
“Y’all knew summer was coming and y’all just kept eating”
People usually try to get in shape for the summer, when the weather is warmer and they will be wearing less clothing. "You knew summer was coming and you just kept eating" (or "You…
“Yes, it is.”/“Is time travel possible?”
A time travel joke was posted on Reddit -- Shittyaskscience on April 12, 2012: "Yes it is. Is time travel possible?" Reddit -- ShittyasksciencePosted by u/SmellsLikeUpfoo April 12,…
“Yo mama is so fat, when she went skydiving she caused an eclipse”
A popular "yo mama" insult "fat joke" is: "Yo mama is so fat, when she went skydiving she caused an eclipse." The joke was posted on the newsgroup rec.humor on August…
“Yo’ mama is so dumb, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran out with a spoon”
A popular "Yo' mama joke is: "Yo' mama is so dumb, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran out with a spoon." The joke has been cited in print since at least…
“You are the Monday of my life”
Many people hate Mondays. "How to say I hate you in a nice way? 'You are the Monday of my life'" and "Don't tell anyone 'I hate you' directly. Say 'You…
“You can be a night owl AND an early bird if your sleep schedule’s fucked enough”
"You can be a night owl AND an early bird if your sleep schedule's messed up enough" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "You can be a night owl AND an early bird…
“You can be a night owl AND an early bird if your sleep schedule’s messed up enough”
"You can be a night owl AND an early bird if your sleep schedule's messed up enough" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "You can be a night owl AND an early bird…
“You can say ‘have a nice day,’ but ‘enjoy the next 24 hours’ sounds threatening”
"Have a nice day" is a common greeting. "Enjoy the next 24 hours" essentially means the same thing, but sounds threatening, as if a person will experience trouble the next day.…
“You can say ‘have a nice day,’ but ‘enjoy your next 24 hours’ sounds threatening”
"Have a nice day" is a common greeting. "Enjoy the next 24 hours" essentially means the same thing, but sounds threatening, as if a person will experience trouble the next day.…
“You cannot tax people into poverty to change the weather”
"Taxing people into poverty is not going to change the weather" is a saying that has been printed on an image. The saying means that additional taxes to prevent "climate change"…
“You don’t have a valentine for Valentine’s Day? I don’t have a groundhog for Groundhog Day”
Many people complain that they don't have a valentine on Valentine's Day. This is often countered by a person not having a groundhog for Groundhog Day. "And some miserables…
“You have to act quickly during a flood because it’s an emergent sea”
"Emergency" sounds like "emergent sea." "I phoned the plumbing hotline to tell them about a salt water flood rising up from the floor, but they said it wasn't an…
“You knew summer was coming & u just kept eating”
People usually try to get in shape for the summer, when the weather is warmer and they will be wearing less clothing. "You knew summer was coming and you just kept eating" (or "You…