“When life gives you snow, make snow angels”
"When life gives you (too much) snow, make snow angels" is a seasonal saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is a variant on the popular saying, "If life gives you…
“When life gives you too much snow, make snow angels”
"When life gives you (too much) snow, make snow angels" is a seasonal saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is a variant on the popular saying, "If life gives you…
“When people talk about traveling to the past, they worry about radically changing the present by doing something small…”
"When people travel to the past, they worry about radically changing the present by doing something small. Few people think that they can radically change the future by doing something small…
“When people think about travelling to the past, they worry about accidentally changing the present…”
"When people travel to the past, they worry about radically changing the present by doing something small. Few people think that they can radically change the future by doing something small…
“When people travel to the past, they worry about radically changing the present by doing something small…”
"When people travel to the past, they worry about radically changing the present by doing something small. Few people think that they can radically change the future by doing something small…
“When the moon hits your eye like it’s 4:45, that’s November”
"When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore ("love" in Italian -- ed.)" is the famous line from the song "That's Amore" (1953) by…
“When the moon hits your knees and you mispronounce trees—Sycamore”
"When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore ("love" in Italian -- ed.)" is the famous line from the song "That's Amore" (1953) by…
“When the weatherman broke both arms and legs, he called about his four casts”
"Forecasts" sounds like "four casts." A weather pun was printed in the Daily Mail (London, UK) on September 14, 1999: "Two weathermen each broke an arm and a leg in an…
“When we changed the clocks, we went from Standard Time to the Twilight Zone!”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic affected many Americans starting in March 2020. "I don’t think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks earlier this month we’d go from standard…
“When you can’t find the sunshine, be the sunshine”
"If/When you can't find the sunshine, be the sunshine" is an inspirational saying that has been printed on many images. "Sunshine" means "happiness" -- if you…
“Where are you celebrating the Ides of March?”/“Little Caesars!”
March 15th (the middle of the month) is called the Ides of March. Roman general and statesman Julius Caesar was assassinated on March 15, 44 B.C. Little Caesars is an American multinational chain…
“Where did the clock finish the race?”/“Wherever it wound up.”
A clock riddle has been cited in print since at least 2014: Q: Where did the clock finish the race?A: Wherever it wound up. A stopwatch version was posted on Twitter by the Edinburgh Festival…
“Where did the stopwatch finish the race?”/“Wherever it wound up.”
A clock riddle has been cited in print since at least 2014: Q: Where did the clock finish the race?A: Wherever it wound up. A stopwatch version was posted on Twitter by the Edinburgh Festival…
“Where do naughty rainbows go?”/“Prism.”
A rainbow riddle is: Q: Where do naughty rainbows go?A: Prism. "Prism" sounds like "prison." "Where do rainbows go when they break the law? Prism. #iamthefunniest" was…
“Where do squirrels go in a hurricane?”/“All over the place.”
A hurricane riddle is: Q: Where do squirrels go in a hurricane?A: All over the place! The joke was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on July 19, 2018. TwitterKatie Phang@KatiePhang13 Sep 2017Question:…
“Where does all the white go when the snow melts?”
Entry in progress -- BP X/Twitter tuba appreciator (Джордан) @grrrl_leviathan Where does the white go when the snow melts? 10:22 AM · Mar 6, 2025 X/Twitter Bob Golen @BobGolen Where does…
“Where does the white go when the snow melts?”
"Where does (all) the white go when the snow melts?" is a popular question that is asked every spring. "Where does all the white go when the snow melts?" was printed in the…
“Which is faster, hot or cold?”/“Hot, because you can catch a cold”
"Cold" (temperature) and "cold" (sickness) have been used in several puns, including this old standard: Q: Which is fastest, hot or cold?A: Hot, because you can catch a cold.…
“Which is the strongest day in the week?”/“Sunday - all the rest are weekdays.”
A riddle about the days of the week has been cited in print since at least 1855: Q: What is the strongest day of the week?A: Sunday. All of the rest are "weak" days. Saturday later joined…
“Who came up with the Gregorian calendar—Greg or Ian?”
There have been several Gregorian ("Greg or Ian") calendar jokes. "It may be somewhat difficult to believe, but the Gregorian calendar really was brought upon us by a guy named Greg…