“The worst part about Friday is realizing it’s only Tuesday”
"Nothing ruins (a/your) Friday like realizing it's only Tuesday" has been printed on many images, and "Nothing ruins (a/your) Friday like realizing it's only…
“The worst part about Friday is realizing it’s only Wednesday”
"Nothing ruins (a/your) Friday like realizing it's only Tuesday" has been printed on many images, and "Nothing ruins (a/your) Friday like realizing it's only…
“The worst part about turning the clocks back is having to endure an extra hour of 2020”
The coronavirus pandemic, along with violent protests and looting, wildfires and hurricanes, made 2020 a horrible year for many people. "Thinking about starting a petition to cancel setting…
“Them awkward days between Christmas and New Year when you don’t know what day it is”
"That bit between Christmas and New Year where you don’t know what day it is, who you are or what you’re suppose(d) to be doing" is a jocular end-of-year saying that has been printed…
“There are some things you can only learn in a storm”
"There are some things you can only learn in a storm" -- that is, learn through difficulties -- is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Some stuff you can't learn on…
“There are two seasons in the North—winter and road construction”
"There are two seasons in the North -- winter and road construction" is a joke told about many northern cities. "There are two seasons -- winter and August (or Fourth of July)"…
“There is a button on my oven that says ‘stop time’”
Most ovens come with a timer. "There's a button on my oven that says 'Stop Time.' I don't think I should have that much power over the universe" was posted on Twitter…
“There is a saying about April: It is a wonderful month filled with love, happiness & various fools”
"Welcome APRIL Wishing you a wonderful month filled with love & happiness. FIONAChilds.com" (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook on Changathikoottam on March 31, 2014.…
“There should be an Autumn Olympics where the events are like, picking out a sweater and pointing out vibrant foliage”
There are Summer Olympic Games and Winter Olympic Games, but nothing for autumn. Many people have suggested events (jokingly) that could be in an Autumn Olympics, such as bobbing for apples,…
“There’s one good thing about snow, it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor’s”
"There's one good thing about snow, it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's" is a saying that has been
“There’s snow place like home”
"There's snow place like home" is a winter saying that has been printed on many images. "There's no place like home" is a famous line from the song "Home! Sweet…
“There’s snowplace like home”
"There's snow place like home" is a winter saying that has been printed on many images. "There's no place like home" is a famous line from the song "Home! Sweet…
“They finally made a documentary about clocks. It’s about time!”
"They're finally making a documentary about the invention of clocks. It's about time!" is a pun that was posted on Twitter by drewtarvin on June 26, 2012. "Did you hear…
“They sure don’t make time machines like they’re going to!”
"They don't make things like they used to" is an old saying. "They don't make time machines like they're going to very soon" was said by English actor, DJ and…
“This ain’t no regular heat…this high class heat…bitch it’s hõte ás fuqùe”
"Hõte ás fuqùe" or "hot as fuque" is a fancier way to say "hot as fuck" (very hot). "Today was a good hair day, despite it being hot as fuque outside" was…
“This extra layer of fat is not keeping me warm. This is bullshit”
Many people gain an extra layer of fat in the wintertime. They rationalize that the fat will at least keep them warm, but they often still feel cold. "and why isn't the layer of fat that…
“This guy was so large, he had his own climate”
There are many ways to say that a person is big. A man can be "tall as a building" or "have his own zip code." New York-born comedian and actor Billy Crystal said that, as a…
“This heat got me sweating harder than my ex tryna tell the truth”
"This heat got me sweating harder than my ex tryna tell the truth" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Sweating harder than my ex tryna tell the truth rn" (shown…
“This is a terrible spell of wheather”
A "terrible spell of weather" doesn't usually involve spelling the word "weather," but there have been puns. "This is a terrible spell of wheather" was posted on…
“This is the Mondayest Monday that ever Mondayed”
"This is the Mondayest Monday that ever Mondayed" is a silly Monday saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker of the saying dislikes Mondays and is experiencing the worst…